A man aged 29 has fathered 21 children with 11 different women, it emerged yesterday. Desmond Hatchett’s brood came to light after authorities in Tennessee in the U.S. took him to court for non-payment of child support. He has apparently set a U.S. record but said: ‘It just happened.’ He added that he would not have any more children. ‘I’m done. I’ll say I’m done,’ he said.

Hatchett, who earns a minimal wage, told TV reporters he knows the names and ages of all his offspring. Their ages range from newborn to 11 years old. Authorities in Knoxville said they plan to take half of his monthly salary to pay for the youngsters but officials said that would work out to just over £1 a week for each. His lawyer Keith Pope said: ‘The children can’t all be supported by Desmond, so the state of Tennessee has had to step in.’

Many Knoxville residents called for him to be castrated. He even boasted of fathering four children by different women in the same year. Hatchett’s name appeared on court documents 11 times representing 15 of his 21 children. U.S. authorities are now braced for more women coming forward to claim Hatchett is the father of their children after he appeared on local TV. He said the women he was involved with all knew he had other children. One mother, who has two children with Hatchett, said she should get £44 a month but rarely receives any child support. ‘It’s frustrating, but usually, when I ask he gives it to me,’ she said. Authorities in Knoxville ordered Hatchett to court to explain how he intends to pay child support.

He arrived for the hearing with just over £300.

Maybe we should hook him up with this moron…


  1. Patrick says:

    “…but officials said that would work out to just over £1 a week for each…”

    Things are worse than I thought. The US Dollar has collapsed and we are using the British Pound to pay wages…

  2. Must’ve been one of the morans interviewed at the beginning of the film Idiocracy. BTW, I highly recommend throwing the film on your netflix queue. Watch the first 15 min or so, until they cut to the future. It’s classic. Then turn off the movie. Excellent premise. Excellent start. Goes downhill quickly. There are a few good lines later in the movie, but not enough to be worth the time of the rest.

  3. stopher2475 says:

    Who’s more of an idiot? Him or #11?

  4. MojoYugen says:

    “Hatchett told TV reporters he knows the names and ages of all his offspring.”

    Seriously? He’s proud of that or something? You’re SUPPOSED to know the names and ages of your children. That’s like dad-101.

    I bet he doesn’t know that last names of all the moms.

  5. Special Ed says:

    Definition of confusion: Father’s Day in Harlem.

  6. me says:

    Shouldn’t this be titled “11 idiot dirtbags decide to have children with a broke worthless POS”?

  7. brm says:


    Hey, my dad’s been forgetting my age since I was 12. And he only has two kids.

    Cut the guy a break! Knowing the names is good enough.

  8. lock_down says:

    “Authorities in Knoxville ordered Hatchett to court to explain how he intends to pay child support.”

    By leeching off taxpayers probably.

  9. deowll says:

    In biological terms he’s a bigger success than Bill Gates.

    The people reading this that have to support his children are the chumps but then somebody has to make up for all the space holders who are going into the dust with few to no children.

  10. Xanthippa says:

    #3 has it right!

    And they said SEVERAL of the women had more than one child with him….

    Those women ought not be mothers any more than he ought not be a father.

  11. Breetai says:

    The unfortunately reality of the world is simple. He who breeds the most wins. It’s why religions that preach breeding have won out over the others.

  12. cornholer says:

    Just another product of the liberal democratic social welfare machine.

  13. cornholer says:

    He would have been priceless as a breeder slave in the old south.

  14. cornholer says:

    You know it’s true…

  15. killer duck says:

    There is a great movie about this….”Idiocracy” by Mike Judge, yes the father of Beavis and Butthead. The premise of the movie is that survival of the fittest has been suspended and that intelligent people contemplate the decision to bring a child into the world, while all the retards mate with everyone they can. The result, a world filled with only morons.

    And let’s be serious…these mothers are just as guilty as the Desmond in this case. If he would have done this 5000 miles east of his current location, then all the kids would just starve to death.

  16. Mr Anderson says:

    and if each of his sons have 21 kids…

  17. Jägermeister says:

    And I’m sure these 21 kids will be productive members of society… just like Alfredone.

  18. Tim Yates says:

    Why is this not child abuse? Bringing a child into the world with no means of support is child abuse, and should be treated as such.

  19. boulezz says:

    Dang I thought I had the record! 8 more and I’ll be ahead of him. But seriously this is an obvious case of child abuse. The court has stepped in to garner his wages but haven’t stepped in to prevent him from doing this again. He seemed to be appreciating the attention the press was giving him so there is no doubt this will only encourage him to have more. What’s worse the news reporter seemed to find it humorous. Where is the outrage?

  20. Hmeyers says:

    Why is the man being blamed in this age of equal rights and responsibilities?

    I say “bullshit”!

    There is birth control, common sense, waiting for the right man, etc.

    Females are responsible for their reproduction; not men. End of story.

  21. Hmeyers says:

    Btw … I laugh that they put him in jail.

    Exactly how does that help him pay his child support?

    And he gets breakfast, lunch and dinner every day and a place to live. I like it!

  22. Anonymous Coward says:

    Why do I feel that Bob Barker should pop up at the end of this story – Help control the population. Have your deadbeats spayed or neutered.

  23. Thom says:

    I nominate Alfred1 as President of Idiocracy!!! Who among you will second the motion?

  24. Daniel Kaiser says:

    I’ve lived in Memphis for 15 years and have become a firm believer in forced sterilization, other wise this imbecile will continue his rein of terror.

  25. Angel H. Wong says:

    George W. Bush’s abstinence policy really works.

  26. Angel H. Wong says:

    # 24 Alfred1,

    “Octomom has luscious full lips.”

    To remind everyone that’s the end where you put your penis into and not the other one 🙂

  27. Borat says:

    Knee grows be funny and shit.

  28. Ron Larson says:

    As a Californian, I demand that the idiot friend of Octomom who donated his sperm for most of her children get sued for child support payments by the state. What the hell did he think was going to happen when she asked for this contribution? Technically, they are his kids. Now pay for your little “experiment”.

  29. Buzz says:

    “Many Knoxville residents called for him to be castrated.”

    Somebody tell them. Vasectomy has been around since 1897. Along with reading and tooth brushes. The Knoxville “Many” need to be interred in reeducation camps.

  30. Zybch says:

    A prime case for the introduction of mandatory retrospective abortion.


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