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I absolutely loath smug rich guys who cheat and destroy people’s lives.
But I don’t share your glee in his possible suicide.
Who gives a crap? just do it
The Farrah Fawcett Method
An anus death, pure and simple.
Why is there no option for “He will ‘die’ of a heart attack, there will be a closed casket funeral, and he’ll spend his last days in Paraguay drinking Mai Tais with G.W. and Ken Lay.”
Get him a can of gas and a match. This guy is too much of a pussy to take h
…his own life.
[Har! finger slipped onto the Enter key eh? - ed.]
They should make him listen to Alfredone and die a slow painful death.
Madoff is a clinical psychopath. He lives by thinking he is smarter than the rest of us which on average he is. The truth often leads to error in the conduct of human decisions.
No, Madoff will live as long as possible trying to take advantage of fellow prisoners and the prison system. In jail, out of jail, no difference as long as he is taking advantage of someone else.
He will die from a shank.
If he goto real prison, there be people lined up to learn his trade.
He’ll be fine. He’s already cooking up a Ponzi scheme involving cigarettes. It’s how he rolls.
I hope the Aryan Brotherhood, or the Latin Kings, MS-13, or whomever make a playground out of his ass…
#11 – jasmoran66 – He’s already cooking up a Ponzi scheme involving cigarettes. It’s how he rolls.
And the only difference is that the investors in that scheme will rip him apart when it becomes apparent to them that they’ve been cheated.
Yee Hawwwwww, God I love Un-PC polls. LMAO
As far as prision, this guy is going to a Federally run country club. I gurantee within the year he will have weekends at home.
#14 – Me – As far as prision, this guy is going to a Federally run country club.
Put him in charge of prison finances (but don’t let him take up rock collecting).
He will die of old age. I bet you he is too much of a coward to take his own life. His crimes were indiscriminate and “clean”.
No, he will live out his last days trying to rehabilitate his “good name”. Try to leave a positive legacy.
Watch him become “born again” and see the evil of his ways and offer to counsel the feds or whomever. Anything to be remembered in a positive light.
Think Richard Nixon…
UncleFart says he will go cryo and live out his sentence as a frozen head. It must be nice.
Tasteless.
This guy is really going to jail for his family, all of whom will be reaping the rewards of his scandalous crimes for decades. I say put the old lady in jail, along with his entire family.
I doubt he is suicidal…and as a financial expert, he knows our economic armageddon is near…no telling what will happen to those in prison then, they may be released:
http://inflation.us/videos.html
As someone said…he probably is wheeling and dealing with cigarettes or something.
So, he’s not going to pull a Ken Lay?
Do we get to watch?
As horrible as the jerk is, this is a sick poll.
He deserves to rot in jail but kind of poll is is ghoulish.
This passes for entertainment? What is this 4chan?
#17–Ah Yea==rare, but EVERYTHING you posted is wrong. I guess the saving grace is, its only an opinion?
He will die of old age. I bet you he is too much of a coward to take his own life. His crimes were indiscriminate and “clean”./// Old age–yes. Bravery/Cowardace doesn’t factor into the equation of a psychopath. His crimes were intentional and long term and dirty to all others involved.
No, he will live out his last days trying to rehabilitate his “good name”. Try to leave a positive legacy./// No, again, he doesn’t care. He might try to demonstrate how clever he was but his good name is completely wrapped up in how clever he was, perhaps how much he stole. What affinity scam artist has ever tried to rehabilitate his name?===”Suckers!!”
Watch him become “born again” and see the evil of his ways and offer to counsel the feds or whomever. Anything to be remembered in a positive light./// Not to many Jews, orthodox or reform, become born again. Maybe more likely for non-practicing and “if” he cared about public approval.
Think Richard Nixon…/// Irrelevant. Political crimes everyone does against their “enemies” and he just got caught. Madoffs crimes were worst in that sense that he did it to friends he encourage to trust him. Different dynamic.
I’ve notice a disproportionate number of psychopaths in business and politics. “You are either with us or against us” pretty much sums up their world.
Two to the head, of course. (Gun in the left hand.)
Suicide? You mean give up opportunities to blame it all on the holocaust and demand preferential treatment, forever?
#25,
This is too tame for 4chan.
Here’s more financial analysis:
Once upon a time in a place overrun with monkeys, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, they became harder to catch, so the villagers stopped their effort. The man then announced that he would now pay $20 for each one.
This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. But soon the supply diminished even further and they were ever harder to catch, so people started going back to their farms and forgot about monkey catching.
The man increased his price to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so sparse that it was an effort to even see a monkey, much less catch one.
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys for $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.
While the man was away the assistant told the villagers. ‘Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has bought. I will sell them to you at $35 each and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each.’
The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys. They never saw the man nor his assistant again and once again there were monkeys everywhere.
And now you know how the stock market works.
——Reminds me of the Repuglicans wanting to invest Soc Sec in the Stock Market==pure rape of the American stockholder/retiree to the benefit of the monkey man above.
Obviously, two to the head.
1) He will have his death faked with a hollywood quality dummy, either enroute to the (to be announced) Federal jail, or
in jail.
2) Some sort of “calamity” will happen he will be part of a mass release or he will just “disappear”
(do modern jail’s use magnetic gates
that open during power *complete* failure?)
No “money man” voluntarily pleads
guilty without an exit strategy.
-s
Bloodthursty monkeys.
Suicide?
Have there been no death threats?
Madoff absolutely deserves the punishment he got.
However, bozos like SN that show their true colors and sick, sadistic inner loathing through such a tasteless poll deserve their own public scorn. Way to go, SN! Keep up the “great” work! Boo!
How about this tin foil hat idea?
He’ll be given a Presidential pardon after it is “discovered” he was covering up for his sons. After he is released from jail, then start worrying about him being “suicided”.
This is a tough man. I doubt that he will kill himself. At least not as long as his wife hangs in there with him.
At his age if he gives in to dispair he will most likely just die.
Do not want him dead. Death is a release.
Want him alive and suffering for many, many years and decades.
I’d want to make sure he sees every single one of his and his wife’s Swiss bank accounts raided and distributed to his clients first. What I would find offensive is to permit taxpayer money to be spent to keep him alive after that.
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