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Published on July 4th, 2009

Posted by Uncle Dave in humor

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# 1 Joe said, on July 4th, 2009 at 7:09 am

[Deleted for violation of blog guidelines -- ed.]

# 2 qb said, on July 4th, 2009 at 7:13 am

#1 Edit out quickly please

# 3 Rick's Cafe said, on July 4th, 2009 at 7:13 am

#1
That’s in really poor taste….but really funny!

# 4 Amar said, on July 4th, 2009 at 7:15 am

Let me show you what I’ll do to your HEAD if you don’t make an honest woman out of me!

# 5 pedro said, on July 4th, 2009 at 7:20 am

Butt-ugly broad with gun & watermelon

# 6 Usagi said, on July 4th, 2009 at 7:22 am

Stop staring at my melons!

# 7 FRAGaLOT said, on July 4th, 2009 at 7:35 am

redneck Sledge-o-matic!

# 8 Li said, on July 4th, 2009 at 7:40 am

That’s -my- watermelon!

# 9 paknight said, on July 4th, 2009 at 7:58 am

Caption:

Door #1, #2, or #3?
The melon, the gun, or me?
Be careful which door you choose cuz we all cause acid reflux.

# 10 cjohnson said, on July 4th, 2009 at 8:02 am

You can have my watermelon when you pry it from my dead cold fingers…

# 11 Ricochet said, on July 4th, 2009 at 8:11 am

Your typical remaining Sarah Palin supporter.

# 12 McCullough said, on July 4th, 2009 at 8:14 am

Daisy June figures all she needs to pick up for the Fourth of July bash was a 12 pack of PBR and some pork rinds.

# 13 Uncle Don said, on July 4th, 2009 at 8:27 am

“This is my egg, and I’m gonna set it down and sit on it. Anyone who gets too close will be shot. Understand?”

# 14 pault6 said, on July 4th, 2009 at 8:41 am

“Y’all see that Gallagher Fella?”

# 15 CZ Compact said, on July 4th, 2009 at 8:42 am

Oprah’s next makeover candidate.

# 16 Faxon said, on July 4th, 2009 at 8:43 am

Oprah’s next makeover candidate.

# 17 noname said, on July 4th, 2009 at 8:43 am

Hot Moma fights crime and feeds family.

# 18 Joe said, on July 4th, 2009 at 8:55 am

Uncle Dave, my post #1 was in poor taste but aren’t most jokes? You did Dvorak readers a disservice by redacting my post.

# 19 arnoldziffle said, on July 4th, 2009 at 9:06 am

now i’m gonna show you what childbirth is like.

# 20 pedro said, on July 4th, 2009 at 9:23 am

#17 Remember, it is PC to make fun of rednecks. Not so of other people.

# 21 Joe said, on July 4th, 2009 at 9:45 am

Here’s a PG-13 version of my post in #1:

Hunting in Harlem

# 22 Uncle Dave said, on July 4th, 2009 at 9:55 am

#21: May be “PG-13″, but still offensively racist. But I’ll leave so everyone can see what kind of person you are.

# 23 wirelessg said, on July 4th, 2009 at 9:56 am

Very controversial part of the Constitution…”A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep melons and bare arms, shall not be infringed.”

# 24 Jetfire said, on July 4th, 2009 at 10:32 am

Mom

# 25 WmDE said, on July 4th, 2009 at 11:07 am

A date with LeAnne was always memorable.

# 26 B.Dog said, on July 4th, 2009 at 11:18 am

Fair and Balanced

# 27 alauser said, on July 4th, 2009 at 11:26 am

I carried a watermelon. Got a problem with that?

# 28 John Paradox said, on July 4th, 2009 at 11:27 am

“When I catch up with they guy who gave me this baby…”

J/P=?

# 29 Johnny KNoxville said, on July 4th, 2009 at 11:29 am

Woman with handgun arrested with Obama bait.

# 30 Special Ed said, on July 4th, 2009 at 11:34 am

Who my baby daddy?

# 31 lock_down said, on July 4th, 2009 at 11:55 am

Jugs in shock disappearance mystery

# 32 BigBoyBC said, on July 4th, 2009 at 12:05 pm

“Hunt’n in the ghetto”

Ya, I know it comes of racists, but only if it’s said by a white guy…

# 33 Lemon said, on July 4th, 2009 at 12:37 pm

Meet the official understudy of the ‘3 boobed chick’ from ‘Total Recall’.

# 34 Kevlar said, on July 4th, 2009 at 12:58 pm

Coming soon to a theater near you . . .

The sequel to 3 Men and a Baby,

3 Melons and a gun.

# 35 McCullough said, on July 4th, 2009 at 1:20 pm

Introducing the 2009 Winner Miss Alabama Guns n’ Watermelon beauty pageant.

# 36 Gilfoil said, on July 4th, 2009 at 3:07 pm

What a hot babe.

# 37 GRtak said, on July 4th, 2009 at 3:56 pm

How do you celebrate the 4th?

# 38 triley35 said, on July 4th, 2009 at 4:33 pm

Hi, I am looking to try out for the new Tarantino flick.

# 39 Robert Hamilton said, on July 4th, 2009 at 10:00 pm

I went to the store to buy this watermelon, and the guy just let me have for free!

# 40 /T. said, on July 4th, 2009 at 10:05 pm

One false move and the melon gets it …

I <3 Mel Brooks

/T.

# 41 Rick Cain said, on July 5th, 2009 at 12:20 am

I can’t really put a caption that isn’t offensive.

# 42 Rick Cain said, on July 5th, 2009 at 12:22 am

Oh well what the heck.

Three things Negroes like together at last.

# 43 Blank Steve said, on July 5th, 2009 at 12:36 am

Let me show Y’all how we divide melons in the south.

# 44 pedro said, on July 5th, 2009 at 12:42 am

BTW, isn’t that broad preggers?

# 45 halkal said, on July 5th, 2009 at 7:44 am

It’s Illegal to hunt over bait

# 46 algore said, on July 5th, 2009 at 12:53 pm

Ill show you how to get Obama!

# 47 orangetiki said, on July 6th, 2009 at 7:53 am

It’s as if Gallagher and The Cable guy comedians had a baby.

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