Prosecutors are investigating a convoluted incident that ended with a man tied to a bed with his penis superglued to his stomach, an apparent punishment for his womanising ways. The ambush was said to have been set up by the man’s wife after she found out he had cheated on her with a number of other women.

The roots of the alleged assault were laid when 48-year-old Therese Ziemann met the man through the Craigslist website. They began an affair, and Ziemann became sufficiently smitten to pay for his use of a motel room for two months, as well as giving him about $3,000.

On Wednesday last week, Ziemann met the man’s wife and learned that not only was he married but had a series of other girlfriends from whom he had also extracted money. The following day, she tempted the man to the Lakeview Motel in the village of Stockbridge and suggested he let her tie him up and blindfold him for a massage.

As soon as he was secured, Ziemann cut off the man’s underwear with scissors and sent text messages to summon the man’s wife, another of his lovers and Ziemann’s sister to assist her.

According to the court documents, when the other women arrived Ziemann hit the man in the face and attached his penis to his stomach using superglue.

The women fled – allegedly with the man’s wallet, phone and car – after he started screaming. He managed to chew through one of the bindings and borrowed a telephone from the motel owner to call police.

The women…have been charged with false imprisonment. Ziemann is also charged with fourth-degree sexual assault.

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  1. bobbo, just too untrusting says:

    I’d never voluntarily be tied up. Even the woman I passionately completely totally love could not get that behavior from me.

    So, what is the kinky attraction of being so vulnerable?

    What if the room catches on fire and the babe passes out before you get untied? Then SHE is at risk.

    Only my love for you prevents me from being tied up in knots over it.

  2. iamwithyou says:

    All I can think of is Gerald’s Game every time I see something about being tied up.

    Synopsis (lifted from Wikipedia):

    Gerald’s Game (1992) is a psychological horror novel by Stephen King. The story is about a woman who accidentally kills her husband while she is handcuffed to the bed as part of a bondage game, and, following the subsequent realisation that she is trapped with little hope of rescue, begins to let the voices inside her head take over.

  3. ridin the short bus says:

    He got treated better Better than John Bobbit…

    He could mail order one of those Things the Irian Jaya Men wear…

    🙂

  4. Somebody_Else says:

    Sounds like a … wait for it…

    sticky situation.

  5. ECA says:

    ANd the guy was charged with??
    Adultery?? AT THE VERY LEAST??

  6. Phydeau says:

    I don’t think adultery is illegal any more…

  7. BigBoyBC says:

    I’ll bet women’s groups are all in favor of what these women did, just wonder if the rolls were reverse and a guy or group of guys glued a womans privates shut, wide-open, what ever…

    Women’s groups would be calling for blood…

  8. Phydeau says:

    #7 Actually, BigBoyBC, the roles were reversed recently, as described in this story:

    http://salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/feature/2009/08/04/jaeger_case/index.html

    A woman was genitally mutilated by her ex-boyfriend. That case didn’t make the national news, but the superglued stiffie did. So you might want to rethink what you wrote there…

  9. Jim says:

    Why are so many people replying to the Obama poster and so few speaking out against this injustice to the penis! 🙂

  10. Improbus says:

    I guess they were to chickenshit to use a knife. Superglue will come off with a little bit of acetone (nail polish remover). BFD.

  11. RTaylor says:

    It would have been more interesting if she had glued it to his chest. If that was possible I doubt he would have ended glued.

  12. Luc says:

    These stupid crimes are motivated by this weird idea of possession that permeates our society. People have relationships and come to believe that they OWN the significant other.

    They also don’t realize that they are in fact angry at themselves. They thought they knew the person they chose. They made a wrong judgment call, a bad choice. Deep down, they know it was their mistake. The other person misbehavior feels like a clear insult: “see how clueless you are.” That’s why they react as if insulted and unleash it on the other person.

    The only right thing to do when cheated is learn the lesson and walk away. You have absolutely no right to do anything else, no matter how unfaithful the person has been.

  13. BigBoyBC says:

    #8 Phydeau,

    Why should I? Not the same types of stories.

    By the way, the women in my office were taking about this story, they thought it funny, I ask them about it being done to a woman, and they reacted just as I said.

    Listened to a talkshow on the radio, the women reacted the same as the ones in my office.

    Oh ya’, the ones who husbands/boyfriends cheated on them laughed the loudest.

  14. amodedoma says:

    I’m surprised the guy hadn’t had enough humiliation, hell no, he had to go to the cops. Who I’m sure laughed their asses off, and now the entire world is getting a laugh. The judge will probably be a woman, and she’ll get a good laugh. The women will probably get probation and they’ll have another good laugh. Some assholes just don’t know when it’s better to eat your humble pie, go home, and keep your head down.

  15. pecker says:

    #15
    I agree. He should have just quietly gone to hospital and got unglued. Could have told the doctor it was a DIY accident or something. I’m sure someone working in A&E wouldn’t bat an eyelid and would probably just be relieved he didn’t have anything stuck up his butt as-well.

  16. JoaoPT says:

    Well he deserved it…
    …but then again, people should be very cautious about which hands you put your willie…physically and metaphorically.

  17. Hmeyers says:

    I think it is hilarious that these woman all face 6 years in jail.

    Why do so many women have infantile senses of accountability that they believe they can just do whatever they want without consequences?

    There is no right to a faithful spouse, there is no right to “yeah, he said he’s going to get a divorce”, there is no right to not be lied to.

    Men lie, women lie .. and so goes life.

    And then one day you can double down on stupidity and find yourself charged with felony sexual assault and end up being unhireable and on the “known sex offenders map”.

    Good job ladies!

  18. JimD says:

    Gee, I thought Super Glue was for BUTT-CRACKS !!!

  19. Joe says:

    No one deserves to be assaulted in any way shape of form. Those that sought out their own form of justice should be fined and jailed on imprisionment and assault charges.


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