Obese Texas inmate hides gun in his flabs of fat

An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden under flabs of his own flesh.Twenty-five-year-old George Vera was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard at the Harris County Jail about the unloaded 9mm pistol. The Houston Chronicle reported Thursday that Vera was originally arrested on charges of selling illegal copies of compact discs. The 500-pound man was searched during his arrest and again at a city jail and the county jail, but officers never found the weapon in his rolls of skin

  1. ECA says:

    Her rump was so fat, it took 10 minutes for her rump to stop jiggling when she stopped walking.

  2. Jägermeister says:

    Damn, he looks like a lesbian butch.

  3. Bastard says:

    Dude’s so fat, if he had to haul ass, he’d have to make 5 trips.

  4. pecker says:

    This is almost the perfect American news story – obesity, firearms, intellectual property rights and an out of control prison industry. All in one paragraph!

  5. Dallas says:

    Love the cartoon picture ! That poor cat just lost 6 lives right there.

  6. Mr. Fusion says:

    #4, pecker,

    If that picture is Alphie, which would explain why he was away for awhile, then we have our Liebertarian, religious, and ignorant components as well.

  7. Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection says:

    Alf with his gun: http://tinyurl.com/alfredone

  8. Animby says:

    I bet he’s very popular at the jail. If he can hide a handgun in those folds of flesh, imagine all the other things he could slip in.

    You’ve heard of a one-man band?
    Welcome the one-man entertainment center.

  9. deowll says:

    Maybe I’m dumb but if some guy turns over a gun of his own free will I don’t charge him. I say thank you.

    If I find it on my own then I nail his hide to the wall but I’m in favor of inmates turning over weapons to the guards.

    Next time the dude will do the smart thing and give the gun to another inmate and won’t that be fun.

  10. Daniel Kaiser says:

    I once smuggled two migrant workers and a gallon of tequila across the Mexican border.

  11. Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection says:

    #10 – Between your ass cheeks?

  12. The0ne says:

    This guy is in prison and still has fat? What are they doing in there, feeding him 9 course meals or something? I figure he have hard times but apparently not. Good times to be in prison and not out in the real world starving because you can’t find a job eh.

  13. Benjamin says:

    He was so fat, when he was sunbathing Greenpeace tried to push him back into the water.

  14. lynn says:

    Ugh. I was eating when I read this. Ugh. Thank God I don’t work in Corrections.

  15. hhopper says:

    I’ll bet he lost a lot of TV remotes.

  16. Waddle I do says:

    # 13 Benjamin said,”He was so fat, when he was sunbathing Greenpeace tried to push him back into the water.”

    Sadly, Astronomers have downgraded his status to planetoid.


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