Teenagers now have access to a free Internet library of “bestiality, piss-drinking, throat-fucking, bukkake gang bangs, triple anal penetrations” (and let’s not forget, coprophilia), as Eric Spitznagel puts it in the September issue of Details. There’s no doubt this is influencing teen sexuality — I mean triple anal penetrations on demand, c’mon! — but he sets out to answer the question of how it’s changing, exactly. That question truly deserves a book-length response, but his short answer is: Kids these days are having sex like porn stars.
The most vivid example he gives is that most members of Generation XXX think “sex ends with a money shot to the face.” Some boys, like one 17-year-old quoted in the piece, believe that “there is just something about blowing a load in a chick’s face that makes you feel like a man.” Spitznagel explains, “For most men over 30, facials aren’t something you actually do. They’re like car chases or hurling someone through a plate-glass window — the difference between cinema and life.
He gives other examples of how the sex lives of “America’s porn-fed youth” are different from past generations: They think pubic hair is nasty and anal sex is hot, and girls idolize the porn stars who inadvertently teach them how to give toe-curling blow jobs. But he spills the most ink, ehem, on the come on the face thing.
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Teenagers now have access to a free Internet library of “bestiality, piss-drinking, throat-fucking, bukkake gang bangs, triple anal penetrations” (and let’s not forget, coprophilia), as Eric Spitznagel puts it in the
The most vivid example he gives is that most members of Generation XXX think “sex ends with a money shot to the face.” Some boys, like one 17-year-old quoted in the piece, believe that “there is just something about blowing a load in a chick’s face that makes you feel like a man.” Spitznagel explains, “For most men over 30, facials aren’t something you actually do. They’re like car chases or hurling someone through a plate-glass window — the difference between cinema and life.
He gives other examples of how the sex lives of “America’s porn-fed youth” are different from past generations: They think pubic hair is nasty and anal sex is hot, and girls idolize the porn stars who inadvertently teach them how to give toe-curling blow jobs. But he spills the most ink, ehem, on the come on the face thing.










Hey Cursor,
I’m 39 years old and I can tell you FOR SURE that kids today are doing different things than I did when I was in high school. For instance: “the blowjob party”, where teen girls give blowjobs to guys at parties much the same way they used to kiss a guy when they played spin-the-bottle. Only difference is now, they swallow the load, or let him blow all over her face and they give blowjobs to different guys on the same night. For doing a good job, they get a colored bracelet, the more bracelets a girl has the more blowjobs she has given. Anal sex is saved for someone she actually cares about.
This is how it was when you were in school? maybe if you graduated last year.
You mean the rainbow party urban legend that is the latest pretend harbinger of the death of society through loose morals?
And if you can tell FOR SURE, what were you doing at this party? Sounds inappropriate to me. =)
skeet skeet mother fukas! The future rocks!
Dear Editor,
Less is more.
And what a stupid ad campaign that was anyway.
Think of milk as jizz.
Don’t you want to drink a tall cold glass right now?
No?
And this pictures can’t really offend anyone.
Those girls aren’t really wearing cow-bells.
No-siree, not one of those bells is an actual cow-bell. So don’t say that they are.
Cripes!
“make me pretty” – LOL
that is so awesome!
“…a free Internet library of “bestiality, piss-drinking, throat-fucking, bukkake gang bangs, triple anal penetrations”
What, no sample links? So much for investigative journalism!
I think all this supposed concern over the kind of sex these darned kids are having these days is just veiled jealousy over the kind of sex we wish we were having as kids. And I was having better sex back then, anyway…
I must be getting old — I found the pictures in bad taste and many of the topics discussed disgusting. While I must admit the occasional twinge of envy over changing norms, I am quite grateful that I settled down before AIDS came along. Instead of Googling ‘coprophilia,’ I invite people to look up health problems in general and AIDS rates in particular among porn stars…
#33 Jerry
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
Before there was an internet there was this thing called the video industry. You know tapes. They made it so easy to order either from mail order catalogs or from the back of even mom & pop video stores porn a plenty.
The kids saw that just as they saw the nudie mags. Now some kids didn’t get to see Playboy. Some got to see their old man’s Hustlers and Penthouse with stories that made ya wonder.
Before that, there were many young teenage men that got broken in by prostitutes. In many areas of the world that is STILL common. It was a rite of passage.
If you served time in Nam, chances are good you were doing underage or close to underage girls. That is now going back to the 60′s. And I can bet you the girls did a lot more than missionary position under the sheets with the lights out.
Hell I will even go back farther to those pinnacles of moral behaivour, The Puritans. They were SO pure that they needed to establish a fund to support all the bastard children they produced. When of course they were not killing off the neighbouring town for consorting with the Dutch and natives. Yep good people. No Pandora Box opened back then.
Please.
#41
Nice one Peter North. Well played.
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I don’t care about answering your stinkin’ questions Bobbo. I don’t have to answer to you if I don’t think you’re relevant to what I’m trying to say. I have a right to air my opinion without answering to you. Apparently You think you’re the ultimate authority on this. I wonder how you got to be such an authority on civilization.
Porn’s history is as long as mankind and now with the internet is an overwhelming problem because it’s everywhere…even in the news. Each family has to deal with it their own way…It’s getting worse. It’s a huge social problem. You can rationalize it all you want but it’s eating away at society and you can’t just laugh it off, which is the easy way.