Teenagers now have access to a free Internet library of “bestiality, piss-drinking, throat-fucking, bukkake gang bangs, triple anal penetrations” (and let’s not forget, coprophilia), as Eric Spitznagel puts it in the September issue of Details. There’s no doubt this is influencing teen sexuality — I mean triple anal penetrations on demand, c’mon! — but he sets out to answer the question of how it’s changing, exactly. That question truly deserves a book-length response, but his short answer is: Kids these days are having sex like porn stars.

The most vivid example he gives is that most members of Generation XXX think “sex ends with a money shot to the face.” Some boys, like one 17-year-old quoted in the piece, believe that “there is just something about blowing a load in a chick’s face that makes you feel like a man.” Spitznagel explains, “For most men over 30, facials aren’t something you actually do. They’re like car chases or hurling someone through a plate-glass window — the difference between cinema and life.

He gives other examples of how the sex lives of “America’s porn-fed youth” are different from past generations: They think pubic hair is nasty and anal sex is hot, and girls idolize the porn stars who inadvertently teach them how to give toe-curling blow jobs. But he spills the most ink, ehem, on the come on the face thing.

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