Found by John Ligums.

  1. Unimatrix0 says:

    Wow…uh…don’t think we’ll be seeing that one on the tv.

  2. Robart says:

    Old joke but still funny.

  3. Ah_Yea says:

    That’s quite different from the Dad-Date interview I give.

    I simply show the guy my gun collection and say “Now you’re going to bring her back happy and on time, right?”

    Works like a charm.

  4. joaoPT says:

    I have a son. But I guess when time comes I’ll be showing the ladies my gun collection too, by the way things are going…

  5. Ah_Yea says:


    LOL! And yet how sad…

  6. academe says:

    Definition of a conservative: A liberal with a daughter.

  7. hhopper says:

    Hormones are much more dangerous than guns.

  8. McCullough says:

    Whats the twist?

  9. Faxon says:

    Aw, com’on. She likes to twist, AND to screw. Just not within 20 minutes of the first date.

  10. skunkman62 says:


  11. echeola says:

    Sorry, that’s not that funny. I didn’t like it at all.

  12. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    #11 ecoli – Thanks for telling me. I was almost ready to laugh when I read your post that corrected my thinking. Whew! That was a close one.

  13. clind says:

    Are you serious? Um….wow, simply wow.


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