Large Hadron Collider ‘Being Sabotaged from the Future’ – — This goes so far beyond the “dog ate my homework” excuse that someone should be spanked. I’ve heard bogus excuses before, but this is seriously amazing!

Scientists claim the giant atom-smashing Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is being jinxed from the future to save the world.

In a bizarre sci-fi theory, Danish physicist Dr Holger Bech Nielsen and Dr Masao Ninomiya from Japan claim nature is trying to prevent the LHC from finding the elusive Higgs boson. Called the “God particle,” the theoretical boson could explain the origins of mass in the universe — if physicists can find the darn thing.

The scientists say their math proves nature will “ripple backward through time” to stop the LHC before it can create the God particle, like a time traveller who goes back in time to kill his grandfather.

“One could even almost say that we have a model for God,” Dr Nielsen says in an unpublished essay. “He rather hates Higgs particles, and attempts to avoid them.”

  1. Postman says:

    Yeah… Dual slit… Well explained already. All the possibilities exist. Once you observe that one possibility that is the one you are stuck with…

    See shrodingers cat. The cat exists in superposition until you open box and look at it. The other cat continues to exist, just not in this quantum universe.

    The universe is infinite and all things are possible. It is nothing as limited as alfredis vengeful alien space god theory.

  2. meetsy says:

    Alfred do you have a job, or are you on SSI?

  3. MikeN says:

    Spending tens of billions of dollars for a playground for physicists is bad enough. Then having a bidding war to build bigger playgrounds is even worse. But a playground where people try to produce conditions from the Big Bang, and possibly mini-black holes?

  4. Hmeyers says:

    @ Mikey

    The Europeans are spending the billions, so it’s all good.

  5. right says:

    Alfred1 owns a company and he’s that stupid? Whew, amazing.

    In this story and others, just replace anything Alfred1 quotes with “I got a stupid quote for that.”
    Don’t forget your statement about Palin’s landslide win in 2012 Alfie.

  6. MikeN says:

    Hmeyers, they want the US to build another one.
    The only reason the US didn’t build the Superconducting supercollider was that Texas elected a Republican to replace Lloyd Bentsen right before the debate started.

  7. Buzz says:

    According to most people, vaccines are more dangerous than the diseases they protect against, God exists and is meddlesome, ghosts exist and are malevolent, UFO visiting alien life forms exist, stupidity is the greatest source of wisdom and if you believe hard enough, everything will be all right.

    So, OF COURSE the present is being screwed with by the future. It would be dangerous for future people to send an eMail back in time, so they perform gross physical changes to equipment, instead.

  8. Stephanie says:

    Being sabotaged from the future is one of many things that some people are concerned about when it comes to the large hadron collider.


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