Scientists claim the giant atom-smashing Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is being jinxed from the future to save the world.
In a bizarre sci-fi theory, Danish physicist Dr Holger Bech Nielsen and Dr Masao Ninomiya from Japan claim nature is trying to prevent the LHC from finding the elusive Higgs boson. Called the “God particle,” the theoretical boson could explain the origins of mass in the universe — if physicists can find the darn thing.
The scientists say their math proves nature will “ripple backward through time” to stop the LHC before it can create the God particle, like a time traveller who goes back in time to kill his grandfather.
“One could even almost say that we have a model for God,” Dr Nielsen says in an unpublished essay. “He rather hates Higgs particles, and attempts to avoid them.”
I thought perhaps Dvorak and Curry of 2012 traveled back in time in a hemp-powered Smart timecar to stop the lizard people from perfecting their Doomsday LHC.
This sounds a lot like the “You can look at peoples protected Tweets with just a google search”. This story is a hoax.
Or how about: if the Large Hadron Collider ever works, it will cause a “big bang” so large it explodes backwards to the beginning of time, and creates the universe.
This will be the 3rd time it has happened.
See there you go, so man created the LHC, LHC creates big bang which flashed back to the beginning of time. Hence, no God. Man created and destroys and recreates the universe over and over again… Might make a great movie…
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LDKo7pTwIwA
Do we have proof God exists?
Very interesting indeed.
Perhaps there is no mass, its all a matrix, a hologram…and that’s why it doesn’t work.
Holographic Universe: Discovery Could Herald New Era In Fundamental Physics
http://redicecreations.com/article.php?id=5915
Matrix Relevant scripture:
28 For in him we live, and move, and have our being; as certain also of your own poets have said, For we are also his offspring. (Act 17:28 KJV)
17 And he is before all things, and by him all things consist. (Col 1:17 KJV)
The conclusion circular reasoning, it assumes the grandfather existed to spawn the time traveler, to prove the grandfather exists.
Nothing terribly original. Check out this science fiction novel from 1997 by John Cramer. Very good “hard” science fiction read:
http://faculty.washington.edu/jcramer/E_Bridge.html
You can’t apply so called common sense to quantum mechanics. It’s totally out of the realm of our macro physical knowledge of the Universe. It’s also extreme arrogance to claim we have a real working model of the Universe.
Or have we failed to consider the possibility Danish physicist Dr Holger Bech Nielsen and Dr Masao Ninomiya from Japan are these guys
‘Scientists claim’, is that anything like? – ‘according to one whitehouse insider’ if it is you can write about any ridiculous crap you want afterward. Who are these scientists? Are they associated with the project? The amazing part about it is the number of sites mirroring this BS. Seems like Dr Holger Bech Nielsen and Dr Masao Ninomiya from Japan are going to pad their resume with this crap. Now if only they would have suggested that ET came and is sabotaging the project to keep us from blowing ourselves up – at least that makes some kind of sense.
# 6 smartalix:
“Then again, reality is already prettyu strange, and unless someone can explain the dual-slit experiment who is to say reality cannot police itself?”
Well, according to author John Gribbin, particles (especially photons) travelling backwards in time perfectly explain the double-slit experiment!
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# 12 raistlinsghost:
“And James46 hits us all with an Asimov, silencing the crowd with his awesomely obscure reference!”
["Now, there is!"]
“And its not the future screwing with the LHC. Its the Vorlons. Just saying.”
[Rustle, squead, murmur, humm, hiss...] “You are not ready for the God particle!”
Double slit…Of course the matrix behaves differently when being observed.
Time is an illusion. You heard it here first.
#36 Of course…its holographic…but that’s should have been censored.
Thiotimoline!
Yeah… Dual slit… Well explained already. All the possibilities exist. Once you observe that one possibility that is the one you are stuck with…
See shrodingers cat. The cat exists in superposition until you open box and look at it. The other cat continues to exist, just not in this quantum universe.
The universe is infinite and all things are possible. It is nothing as limited as alfredis vengeful alien space god theory.
#39 You contradict yourself…
…all things are possible. It is nothing as limited as alfredis vengeful alien space god theory.
It takes a special sort of genius to contradict oneself in the same paragraph…simultaneously believing one is a wit…
You are half right…clearly Bobbo’s famous dance partner:
[Alfred, we've warned you about posting that photo. Knock it off! we'll start deleting your entire comment if you continue. -- ed.]