Sitting down for an after lunch snack turned into a brush with all things holy when Lisa Swinton saw the face of Jesus on her banana peel.

“I was like ‘Oh my God! It’s Jesus on a banana! I got it out of the fruit bowl and was about to peel it and eat it when I saw his face,” she told The Daily Telegraph.

The impact of seeing Christ pressed into the banana did not stop the 39-year-old of Haberfield from still eating the fruit and depositing the holy peel.

“I put some photos up on Facebook – one of my friends said it looked like a monkey.”




  1. raster says:

    I’m thinking it’s Richard Kiel of “Jaws” Fame:

  2. soundwash says:

    Come now…

    This is merely a case of a woman wishing to become one with god, and Mother Nature,
    being sympathetic to her needs and having a wonderfully dark sense of humour, provided
    her with the means to do just that..

    -s

  3. Greg Allen says:

    This story needs a BS meter.

    Yes, it vaguely looks like a fact but Jesus? No.

    This gal obviously is yanking people’s chains with this one.

  4. Winston says:

    Jesus has a bit of a case of jaundice there! He’s supposed to be WASP colored (in the minds of too many), right? Here’s what the banana (and toast and water stains, etc.) should actually look like.

  5. Winston says:

    This is a better link for the Jesus look.

    It explains how they arrived upon that appearance.

    “An outgrowth of physical anthropology, forensic anthropology uses cultural and archeological data as well as the physical and biological sciences to study different groups of people”

  6. lens42 says:

    I agree with an earlier commenter. If anything, it looks like Michael Jackson.

  7. drillsargent says:

    She’s a goddam genius!
    It’s Forrest Gump!

  8. Buzz says:

    Definitely Michael Jackson in caricature.

  9. Rick Cain says:

    The Geico Caveman


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