1. Hastur says:

    Manliness Fail

  2. billabong says:

    My girlfreind is having a threesome behind my back.

  3. The0ne says:

    “How guys remain virgins…”

    Of course this is because parties nowadays girls and woman will dance and sex themselves instead of enjoying the activities with a boy or man. Don’t believe me? Go to any dance, club, college party that you can find and come back and say the same thing. Sure it’s not 100% but don’t bet your ass it’s not happening. Ah the good life of celibacy :)

  4. FirstTimeCaller says:

    The population decline in Japan coincides with the rise in popularity of video games (especially amongst males).

  5. jealousmonk says:

    Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus.

  6. Anonymous says:

    It’s obvious you’re a Nerd when…

    (You’d rather be a sudo-”fuzzy” Pica-Chu playing Guitar Hero instead of watching the girls!)

  7. The0ne says:

    With the amount of booze laying around and judging by how fck up they are, I wouldn’t be surprise if I woke up naked, with you know what in one of the 3 girls you know what and with each of my hand on their you know what and my mouth still going at it on each of the girls you know what :)

    hahaha

  8. pedro's (very embarrased) daddy says:

    pedro is off camera with his goat. No one would play with him.

  9. George says:

    Cosplay gone wrong.

  10. Jopa says:

    Absolute loser.

  11. Rabble Rouser says:

    While the parents are away, children play!
    Sometimes they raid the liquor cabinet too!

  12. ECA says:

    Its the OLD Victorian age coming to HAUNT us again.
    Masters and Johnson?? did there study and found that we had ALL been programmed AGAINST our natural instincts..
    So, many people didnt know WHT to do/HOW to do/WHEN to do IT” that the population in the USA was falling.
    CHURCH tells us to be ABSTINENT..
    PARENTS dont tell us ANYTHING..
    WE will be separated by SEX.. boys schools and GIRLS schools..
    WE didnt/wernt allowed to PEEK/Experiment/LEARN about Each other or the OPPOSITE sex..what alternative DID/DO we have..?
    Im feeling like a SAILOR on a 2-10 year Cruise around the world..

  13. DanAu says:

    Guitar Hero – The NWO’s #1 weapon in population control – “No sex for YOU!”

  14. Rick Cain says:

    1) Liquor…check!
    2) Multiple horny women…check!
    3) Secluded apartment…check!
    4) Lingerie…check!
    5) Bed in Living Room…check!

    Oh look, video games! Dude fire’em up!

  15. Fender Doc says:

    This is what happens when you take the Matrix red pill and blue pill at the same time.



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