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Sarah Palin Uses a Hand-O-Prompter
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  1. Personality says:

    You have to wait til the end, but it’s worth it.

  2. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    I get it. She is a f*ckng retard.
    Thanks for clearing that up.

  3. DrKhyron says:

    “The politics of personal destruction,” it’s not just for Republicans anymore. Hopefully the Reps and the Dems destroy each other so real leaders with ideas can come forward.

    Let the shrill fighting of the big party shills begin.

  4. Dallas says:

    “…How’s that hopey, changey stuff working out for ya..”

    OMG, Retard Palin is the comic gift that keeps on giving but scary in that people actually want this clown as president and commander in chief.

    I would actually prefer George W Bush as a devil I know.

  5. IDontGetIt says:

    How can the loony leftys criticize Palin for crib notes when their man needs a friggin teleprompter just to clear his throat.

  6. f**king retard says:

    Obama used teleprompters inside of an elementary school classroom to deliver a “talk”

    OMG, Retard Obama. He is the comic gift that keeps on giving.

    It is down right scary that that people actually voted for this clown as president and commander in chief.

    I actually prefer George W. Bush as a devil I know.

  7. IDoGetIt says:

    I don’t think the “loony leftys” are criticizing her. I think they are making fun of her. The reason? Because she has made such a big deal about Obama using a teleprompter, then shows up on TV awkwardly using her hand-o-prompter.

    It’s satire of the best kind: self-satire.

  8. bac says:

    “…How’s that hopey, changey stuff working out for ya..”

    She is such an elitist for using such big words. I wouldn’t be surprised if retards wanted to distance themselves from her.

    How about outlawing the word ‘change’ for the next election. Also add, ‘outsider’, ‘rebel’, ‘bring back’ and ‘values’.

  9. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    #7 bac~teria – Don’t forget ‘maverick’ :-0

  10. MrWindows says:

    Stephen Colbert is a f**king retard, albeit one with a space urinal named after him…which is kind of apropos…

  11. I Sarah Palin says:

    Talk to the hand

  12. The0ne says:

    Funny video. Palin and the hand thing was just embarrassing, for anyone. It’s like a middle school kid trying to cheat but she did it poorly.

    As for teleprompters, if you have nutty aholes like us discussing issues everyday and getting worked up, wouldn’t you want to be careful with your words and how your present them? There’s a reason for speech writers and what not you know. And just because you don’t see them in the scene doesn’t mean the president or anyone else important isn’t using one. See Actors/actresses.

    And if you say you wouldn’t, the dumbass words wouldn’t be coming out of your…oh wait, it already has. See?

  13. Sea Lawyer says:

    lol, I always liked Colbert. Palin is a f*cking idiot. And she is again showing it by tiptoeing around what is satire and what isn’t when it comes to somebody she is ideologically allied with.

  14. Father says:

    Palin thinks the Presidency is simply a beauty contest.

    A lot of Americans agree with her.

    If she’s elected, we deserve what we get (a shit head).

  15. Mr Ed says:

    Sarah Palin is a f-ing retard?
    Why would you want to insult retards like that?

  16. Loupe Garou says:

    What is with the left and f*ckng retard? What other cute terms do you use to describe people?

    Guess you got it from the Whitehouse.

  17. diazamet says:

    The retards are the ones that paid her $100,000 to hear the drivel that comes out of her mouth.

  18. Killer Duck says:

    I think all this mess would be cleared up if people would use the proper term: “Fucktard”
    Leave the retards alone, this is getting “friduculous”.

  19. TJ says:

    Anyone who thinks that Obama cannot speak extemporaneously is an idiot who clearly didn’t watch any of the primary or presidential debates.
    Every professional public speaking person uses teleprompters, or note cards or paper to read their speeches.

    Palin has no ideas. None.
    She was asked 3 times during her campaign what the the job of the vice president was and she couldn’t answer it. Ever.
    This is not a person who should hold public office.

    But please, if you really like her, lets get nominated. I would pay good money to watch Obama wipe the floor with her in a debate.

  20. Olo Baggins of Bywater says:

    #18, the only way she gets to debate Obama is if she avoids all the primary debates and still gets the nomination. Not likely as several of the real GOP candidates will fry her like a Chicken McNugget.

    What they didn’t show at that teabagger convention was the crowd…holding their butt cheeks apart as the smoke was blown in.

  21. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    Sarah Palin may be inauthentic, but the church culture that she represents dogmatically excuses behavior that in any other context would be considered evil. In this case, Palin has simply lowered her standards to the point that Limbaugh is now the god whose behavior she is excusing.

  22. honeyman says:

    The whole hand-o-promter thing from Palin was staged. Look at the exaggerated way she consults it. Its all about differentiating herself from Obama.

  23. Grim says:

    Ha, you guys are screwed.

  24. Dallas says:

    #21 You might have a good point.

    She’s so far off the retarded end of the scale to loop around to the other side and be in the conniving brilliant zone.

    I had not thought of that.

  25. TJ says:

    If she’s running as a third party candidate, the Tea Party candidate, she could definitely end up debating Obama. Remember Perot, Bush and Clinton in 92?

  26. badtimes says:

    As she was ridiculing the use of Teleprompters, she was reading her speech (leaving the Palm Pilot out of the discussion for now).
    The takeaway? Modern technology bad- pen on paper good.
    Luddites unite!

  27. Olo Baggins of Bywater says:

    The teleprompter has been used by every president since JFK, so it’s not exactly new technology.

  28. Bushed says:

    Why do you all even worry about her getting elected – if she did she’d just quit when the Russians “got mean”

    What a leader!!!

  29. gooddebate says:

    Wow, if you progressives would just put the same amount of effort into something worthwhile as you put into trying to destroy people that you don’t agree with, you’d probably innovate the country out of the recession. But alas, you won’t.

  30. qb says:

    Wow, if you conservatives would just put the same amount of effort into something worthwhile as you put into trying to destroy people that you don’t agree with, you’d probably innovate the country out of the recession. But alas, you won’t.

    (partisans of the world unite)


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