Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man’s rectum after his death, it has been reported. The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man’s bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.

And the SUN was there.




  1. diane says:

    yeah, you really need a good ass-expert and maybe a marine biologist, and a few other people to rule in on this.
    Bobbo, so, now, tell me more about the “ass expert”…..

  2. bobbo, free speech is precious says:

    Diane, well there’s really not much to tell. Few of us “in person” are as simple minded as we present ourselves here. but Animby claims to be a physician living in Thailand, a world traveler and raconteur, and uncharacteristically humble about his ass expertise.

    Post to him and he may favor you with a response, although, this thread grows old for those with ADD.

  3. spsffan says:

    #11. Shouldn’t that be “With friends like these, who needs enemas?

  4. Animby says:

    #22 Bobbo. Wow! Don’t think I’ve ever been called a raconteur. Gerbilteur, maybe…

  5. Sue says:

    Another good Chinese Knock-off!

  6. ECA says:

    And may your hemorrhoids be blessed.

  7. don quixote says:

    Wow! Am I ever glad that when I stopped being a heterosexual male and went over to the other side, it was to become a lesbian. I don’t think they shove things the ass.

  8. Meoowma says:

    #23 beat me to it!



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