A Russian MP has asked President Dmitry Medvedev to investigate claims by a regional president that he has met aliens on board a spaceship.

Kirsan Ilyumzhinov, the leader of the southern region of Kalmykia, made his claim in a television interview. MP Andre Lebedev is not just asking whether Mr Ilyumzhinov is fit to govern. He is also concerned that, if he was abducted, he may have revealed details about his job and state secrets.

Oh, brother.

  1. Buzz says:

    Is that outfit called a “liddie?”

  2. robche says:

    Oh Brother!

  3. Maricopa says:

    “We have traveled 300 years to reach your planet. Take us to the least prominent leader of your people so we can extract precious state secrets.”

  4. jbellies says:

    Old news. Kirsan is running for re-election as President of the World Chess Federation (FIDE). Another Russian, Anatoly Karpov (probably the 4th most famous chess player in the public mind, after the late Bobby Fischer, Boris Spassky, and Garry Kasparov) is also running for FIDE President, but FIDE rules limit each country to only one candidate. So this one will be decided in Russia, not at FIDE. So it’s timely for this story to come out again now, to embarrass Kirsan.

  5. Asian Guy says:

    I’d like to meet the ariens.

  6. JimD says:

    Obviously, too much wadka !!!

  7. sargasso says:

    I did not know, there is a Buddhist region in Russia.

  8. amodedoma says:

    Did they give him the probe? They love that probe, come all thee way across the universe just to penetrate the human rectum.

    But seriously folks, Evrybody knows they hardly ever leave the bases they have at the bottom of the ocean.

  9. Proud Alien says:

    Kirsan is at it again. I happened to study at the same college with the guy. He is of that type of eccentric geniuses who is as brilliant as he is weird. To this day I can’t figure out if he is genuine at all his weirdness or if this is a well-planned act.

  10. sounwash says:

    He has been president of Kalmykia, a small Buddhist region of Russia which lies on the shores of the Caspian Sea, for 17 years.

    Laugh as you may..perhaps, there is more than meets the eye to the story..given the UFO history of the Caspian sea..

    Currently it is generally accepted that aliens are making use of an underwater UFO base in the Caspian Sea which Kazakhstan borders. Fuad Gasimov, the head of neighbouring Azerbaijan’s national Aerospace Agency has confirmed this to be the case and has gone on record stating the old USSR constantly monitored alien spaceships regularly entering the water but kept this a military secret. Gasimov himself was involved in this secret monitoring of UFOs when a department heat at the USSR’s science academy.

    Now..recall last year, the news that the Republic of Kazakhstan was building a purpose built “alien embassy” complete with a space port/landing pad and checkpoints.

    “Kazakhstan: Government to build UFO base and alien embassy”

    The Republic of Kazakhstan in Central Asia is in the process of building the world’s first alien embassy according to some local media reports. If these reports are to be believed, the authorities have already allocated a large plot of land in the city of Almaty for this ambitious project. Facilities to be built within the complex will include a guesthouse, theatre and translation service. A purpose built UFO landing pad and checkpoint will be attached to the embassy.

    Kazakhstan’s government believes open contact with aliens is imminent and by being the first nation to specifically create such facilities they are convinced they will reap enormous financial and economic rewards. The Kazakhstan Government also see this as a chance to demonstrate their nations forward thinking policies.

    –Nothing is ever what it seems in this Mirror Image world we think we live in. food for thought.


  11. deowll says:

    In Russia you are fit to govern if you can terminate anyone that stands in your way. Very old tradition.


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