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Like Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky offered to give Al Gore a Hummer. But unlike Clinton, Gore said, “No thanks. I’d rather drive a Prius!”




  1. Maricopa says:

    Perkel – Did one of your squirrels whisper this in your ear? An admittedly brief search of the news does not reveal any such stories.

  2. Faxon says:

    And so we all can see how the leftists can’t take a joke at all…..

    Instead of getting it and laughing, they all jump to defend the Climate King.

    I hope you realize how stupid you all are.

  3. Counterweight says:

    Can you please reference the quote where Gore said he’d rather drive a penis?

  4. Marc Perkel says:

    It’s humor people. You’re supposed to laugh.

  5. Lou Minatti says:

    Today’s internet meme: Girl throws puppies into the river. I’ve never seen a meme spread so quickly. Get on it pronto, Dvorak!

  6. dexton7 says:

    Well I thought it was funny. =]

    (I saw that episode.. Futurama.. good stuff.)

  7. dexton7 says:

    I meant to reply to #24 Marc Perkel…

    not the # 25 Lou Minatti thing… What’s that all about?

  8. Lou Minatti says:

    “not the # 25 Lou Minatti thing… What’s that all about?”

    Google “Girl throws puppies into the river”. It is what it is.

  9. Bill Clinton says:

    Monica Lewinsky is all grown up now. It seems just like yesterday she was crawling around the floor of the oval office.

  10. Benjamin says:

    He did take something that was good and pure (the Internet) and made a law that allowed it to be commercialized. Now we see SPAM messages from Viagra manufacturers and banner ads everywhere. Thanks Al Gore.

  11. jman says:

    for the last time Gore did not invent the internet!

    but he did make up global warming

  12. MikeN says:

    We would laugh if it were funny. But the evidence suggests you are wrong in both ways. The divorce from Tipper, and the stories from Portland with the masseuse suggest Gore wouldn’t say no to Monica. Also, Gore’s energy bill, the picture of his office with 3 computer screens, his large house, the mining operations on his Tennessee land, and his family’s oil company suggest he would not object to a Hummer.

  13. Animby - just phoning it in says:

    “Like Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky offered to give Al Gore a Hummer.”

    Bill Clinton offered to give Gore a BJ? Oh, wait, capital H. They both offered Al an SUV?

    # 24 Marc Perkel “It’s humor people. You’re supposed to laugh.” You should provide a clue. maybe a squirrel hiding your nuts. Not everyone has access to the same cartoon entertainment you do.

  14. Greg Allen says:

    >> David said, on August 30th, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    >> Let me google that for you.

    You can play that video a 1000 times and he never says he “invented the internet” as the conservative liars have repeated for nearly a decade now.

    And, _YES ABSOLUTELY_ Gore took initiatives which created the Internet.

  15. Greg Allen says:

    PS:

    I’m still waiting for the video where Gore claims he was the “father of the internet.”

    Why can’t conservatives make their points without lying?

    I’d like to discuss this more with you but my death panel is on the phone.

  16. Lowfreq says:

    Does the ‘Manbearpig’ even have genitals?

  17. right says:

    In secret life Monica was a programmer looking for some new “Al Gore Rhythm”.

  18. fred says:

    #37: right

    Well, apun my word – that was a good one :)



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