Who else but those wacky Japanese would come up with an idea like this.

Method Man might have helped make gold fronts famous, but it looks like Japanese schoolgirls could be the driving force behind a new era of fashionable accessories for your teeth. Instead of gold, however, these “fronts” contain bright multicolored glowing LED lights.

The new fashion accessories were originally created as an experiment by two Japanese designers and are now being used in a commercial advertising a winter sale at a Japanese clothing store, Laforet Harajuku. They are quickly becoming a sought after accessory.

I wonder what the TSA would think about this if you came to an airport wearing them.

  1. Mac Guy says:

    Oh no! Fembots!

  2. Yankinwaoz says:

    I wonder how long before someone figures out how to use this to light up the orifice on the other end of a woman? People get tattoos and piercings down there now. So it isn’t that much a stretch.

  3. Animby - just phoning it in says:

    Where do you keep the batteries?

    Oh, hell. It’s better (and probably cheaper) than tattoos.

  4. Monty says:

    Actually, they have been selling these at our local roller skating joint for over a year now so I have a feeling the Japanese have fallen far behind China on innovative products like these.

  5. steelcobra says:

    Been done last year

  6. Angel H. Wong says:

    “I wonder what the TSA would think about this if you came to an airport wearing them.”

    Considering how the TSA is run by pigs I can only assume they’d be thinking how’d their dicks would look like inside that glowing lolita’s mouth.

  7. ECA says:

    NOW all you need is the BACKUP BEEPER…

  8. spsffan says:

    Oh, shades of the Radium Girls!


  9. madtruckman says:

    The lead singer of Rammstein uses these when he sings ich tu dir weh. Youtube it, im feeling lazy today….

  10. Olo Baggins of Bywater says:

    Are there any tech articles on how this works? Such as the coordination of the flashing among all the girls?

    …thinking this would be lots of fun during sex.

  11. wardw says:

    Laurie Anderson did this in 1985 in “United States.” Of course, she had to use an incandescent bulb, so it was more of an adventure.

  12. msbpodcast says:

    Yankinwaoz in #3 said: “light up the orifice on the other end of a woman?

    Worse, (better?) change the lighting intensity and color depending on how much she’s enjoying it.

    John Brunner had a book where a woman’s breast implants were controllable by the woman and if she approved you you and what you were doing her breasts would perk up and her nipples would erect.

    Looking at a flat chick with a smooth chest meant you were a null-0.

  13. Skeptic says:

    I noticed that they weren’t talking… or able to talk.

    That could be a bonus. 🙂

  14. rottinapple says:

    So, is their new substitute for sexual gratification?

    It ain’t gonna help.

  15. Animby - just phoning it in says:

    # 14 msbpodcast said, “her breasts would perk up and her nipples would erect.”

    They may not go flat, but real breasts do this already!

  16. rabidmonkey says:

    It looks ridiculous. They look like zombies walking around like that. Is there a wire that hangs out the corner of your mouth when you wear these things? How attractive! Especially when you have to take them out in order to eat. They’re kinda like dentures, only dumb. I wonder if it gives you a speech impediment to wear those things.

  17. Nate Homier says:

    What, no LEDs up the nose. Stick a couple LEDs up the nose and you have the triumvirate.


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