The 41 year-old had been in a relationship with a man whom he lived with and told officials “it would make me feel happy” for it to continue.
But his local council decided his “vigorous sex drive” was inappropriate and that with an IQ of 48 and a “moderate” learning disability, he did not understand what he was doing.
A psychiatrist involved in the case even tried to prevent the man being given sex education, on the grounds that it would leave him “confused”.
Mr Justice Mostyn said the case was “legally, intellectually and morally” complex as sex is “one of the most basic human functions” and the court must “tread especially carefully” when the state tries to curtail it.
But he agreed that the man, known only as Alan, should not be allowed to have sex with anyone on the grounds that he did not have the mental capacity to understand the health risks associated with his actions.
Alfred Persson clearly has a serious issue when it comes to repression and the management of his anal drive: thus his identification with anything authoritarian. (The Daddy figure is automatically good. –This is the modus operandi of most political conservatives.)
I support the prospect of retards humping. With the following caveats:
1) If a retarded person cannot pass an official sex-knowledge test, then his or her retard-humping should be court-supervised.
2) However, given that a) retards are often as strong as horses; and b) they have been known to sweat, some consideration should be paid to the issue of their CO2 production.
3) Since retard-humping can be reasonably believed to produce more CO2 than non-retard humping, efforts should be made to offset this “net negative” impact on the environment.
4) Suggestions include: a) placing the humping retards on treadmills for the duration of their humping — these treadmills being engineered to produce electricity, like windmills; b) forcing them to wear specially-designed suits with thermoelectric generators that will transform body heat into electricity, and will convert the salt from sweat into useable energy.
5) Humping retards can also be monitored over the web to ensure that no one comes to harm and that they are adhering to humping “best practices” prescribed by their court-ordered training. However, this kind of monitoring costs money being a drain on public funds. Therefore, advertising in the form of “GoldenPalace.com” ads can be handwritten in permanent marker on their sweaty bodies. (Tattooing can be performed in the presence of a long-term advertising contract.)
6) If advertising revenue does not sufficiently offset the cost of hump-monitoring — or if it proves a valuable revenue stream of benefit to all — then the existing structure of web-monitoring can be expanded to include the general public. Indeed, the public can be counted on a) not only to monitor retard-humping with greater attention than private monitors; b) they can provide an additional revenue stream via two mechanisms of income: i) by betting, a la PaddyPower, on the outcome of retard-humping events; ii) by paying for the ability to issue specific commands to retard-humpers, i.e. in the manner of Rock ‘em-Sock ‘em Robots. Retard humping thus becomes a type of competitive match where members of the general public gain the ability to employ retards as personal avatars, applying moves and counter-moves to the sexual advances of their retarded counterparts.
7) Given the intense public interest in retard-humping certain to follow its broadcast on the internet, licensing deals with television channels like the Discovery Channel, magazines like National Geographic and Nature, can be expected to generate an additional revenue stream and contribute to the public welfare. Retard-humping as a phenomenon is not unlike the naturalistic encounters between caribou, or bears, or hippopotami during their mating seasons. The collision between crude, powerful bodies — muscular and utterly without grace or tenderness — is a naturalistic wonder.
Retard is the preferred word. It is only two syllables versus Republican, which is five syllables; two if you are one.
Why is Alfred so adamantly in support of retards humping?
http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/32730155
#99 Sarah Palin: “It’s a difficult situation. This is that 3am White House phone call and it seems for many of us trying to get that information from our leader in the White House, it seems that that call went right to the answering machine. And nobody yet has explained to the American public what they know, and surely they know more than the rest of us know, who it is who will be taking the place of Mubarak. I’m not real enthused about what it is that is being done on a national level from DC in regards to understanding all the situation there in Egypt and in these areas that are so volatile right now, because obviously it’s not just Egypt but the other countries too where we are seeing uprisings. We know that now more than ever, we need strength and sound mind there in the White House. We need to know what it is that America stands for, so we know who it is that America will stand with. And we do not have all that information yet.”
You illustrate my objection to snake oil news, took Palin out of context to misrepresent her as babbling, when she actually made cogent argument.
She is hands down more qualified to be president than Community Organizer Obama, who has never successfully ran anything, including community organizing…cite the jobs he managed to bring back to the communities where he organized…make my day.
Two years in office and the country is much worse off, just as I knew it would be, based upon his history, which the advocacy press ignored, or spun, against his opponents. So now we have a incompetent fool leading us into disaster, and Palin is on top of your hit list.
#103 Opening your mouth, only to change feet…proves once again what a Retard you are…
How many years have you been posting links here, and still don’t remove the www?
#105 Alfie the Incoherent – Again
Not very Christian of you, Alfie. This kind of lowlife, scumbag hatred is definitely not what your God had in mind when He made you.
Say hello to Lucifer for us, Alfie. God is gonna get you for fucking up His public relations campaign like this!
#106 Not incoherent, truthful.
While taxing your full intellectual capacity you ask:
What does all that crap have to do with you being Pro-Choice
Is it retarded to ask:
What does procreation have to do with Pro-choice?
We report, you decide.
I’m sure the Sarah Palin picture was just trollbait, but I have to point out it’s a photoshop. Good job perpetuating a lie.
If retards weren’t allowed to hump, where would politicians come from?
#108 Trollbait? No, Trollish derangement syndrome.
usa1 and alfred, the right is so easy. You guys just feed into Palin’s adolescent victim complex. The Republican party is being reduced to high school gossip. Snort.
#111 You don’t critically evaluate issues, hence your emotional response. No rational person ignores all these warning signs of coming disaster, that the incompetent Obama regime is bringing upon us…
“They sow the wind, And reap the whirlwind. (Hos 8:7 NKJ)
The sad fact is the US economy is circling the drain. The rest of the world knows this and is already moving on. This is not a plague of locusts.
You’ll notice that the decision doesn’t seem to apply to women of low IQ. So I guess “dumb blonds” will always be allowed to hump, or be humped. Regardless of whether or not they “understand the health risks”. Which, let’s be honest, many of them DO NOT. Nobody’s saying that Lindsey Lohan should never be allowed to hump. Nor that nobody should be allowed to hump her. But somehow, a low IQ male, having sex, makes all the difference. And you have to ask yourself, why? And the answer is more likely that these guys get in the way of the slightly smarter, and hornier, politicians, who want to hump women that dumb or desperate.
Besides. If they prevent all the low IQs from humping. The Republican Party will shrink to nothing, in a few generations.