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  1. two to the head says:

    Alfie.

    One thing.

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  2. Animby says:

    Alfie – you’re a hoot!
    Through the centuries people have interpreted and rewritten the bible. Now you are, too. Wonderful.

    I hope you and Gabriel are very happy. Is there homosexuality in heaven?

  3. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

    #31 Two in the head? Twin brain cells?

    I bet you and your fellow pastafarians couldn’t produce a pair if your entire church depended on it.

  4. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

    #32 Is there homosexuality in heaven?

    What other deep questions puzzle you…

    Are Cheerios doughnut seeds?

    No to both.

  5. Rob says:

    São Paulo…FYI

  6. lex parsimoniae says:

    #34

    What other deep questions puzzle you…
    Why do you need your imaginary friend to make a decision or have an opinion? Tide comes in, tide goes out never a miscommunication eh?

    Alfie extraordinary claims demand extraordinary proof. Millennium have gone by and still no proof of any kind about your god.

    Your superstitions are at best amusing and at the worst dangerous.
    Please don’t strap a bomb on yourself like other believers do, just go out in the real world and make some real friends.

    peace man, and be sure to pay your State sales tax on online purchases I don’t think you are paying your fair share of taxes

  7. So what says:

    Now there is the alfie we knew was out there. I really do mean OUT THERE.

  8. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

    #36 Tide comes in, tide goes out never a miscommunication eh?

    Evidently, thinking is not your forte.

    Please don’t strap a bomb on yourself like other believers do, just go out in the real world and make some real friends.

    There are two reasons why you don’t mind your own business:

    1)No mind.
    2)No business.

  9. Animby says:

    # 34 Alfie, “No to both.”

    And now you speak for god?
    I’ve said it before: Alfie, you’re a hoot!

  10. lex parsimoniae says:

    #38
    “Evidently, thinking is not your forte.
    There are two reasons why you don’t mind your own business:
    my own business?”

    We both choose to come to this blog and respond to the topics posted in an effort to converse with others that found the topic of interest. Your response here is you making it anyones business who chooses to respond to your public post. Belief beyond rationale is even on topic for this thread.

    Alfie: Their is a Dragon

    Me: Great I’d love to believe in a dragon cool! but thats an extraordinary Claim. Just show me the proof, some proof any proof.

    Alfie: Look at all the people who believe in the Dragon, they have been believing in the Dragon for thousands of years.

    Me: thats nice…but not proof of a dragon just that lots of people feel the need/want to be part of something bigger and more important than themselves and tradition/peer pressure offers up the dragon.

    Alfie: the Dragon created you, me, them, everybody and everything.

    Me: Sorry did I miss your proof of the dragon? Should you ever prove the dragon then you will need to get busy and prove it can create stuff.

    Alfie faith is not the same as evidence based reasoning there is no more evidence of dragons then god/gods . I’m glad you and so many others get something from it but you would be wise to be cautious of any institutions and or ideas that are thought/taught to be above scrutiny.

    Rev/Prophet Bob Dobbs the greatest salesman who ever lived, would tell you “believe in this scripture in order to be saved from a consequence of this scripture” “this scripture tells you must proselytize others to believe in it or you will not be saved from a consequence of it”. Man what a racket and you are still buying

    Please give us some proof of your Dragon or offer up some rationalization on the topics that don’t need belief in Dragons to give credence to your ideas

  11. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

    #40 We …choose to come to this blog and respond to the topics posted in an effort to converse with others….
    Alfie: Their is a Dragon
    Me: Great I’d love to believe in a dragon cool!…

    I never said “theirs is a Dragon”, you argue with yourself.

    To make it worse, you lost the argument, and were reduced to babbling:

    Please give us some proof of your Dragon or offer up some rationalization on the topics that don’t need belief in Dragons to give credence to your ideas.

    I’ve met lost souls like you before, having rejected the love and light of God, you enter a lonely dark place and lost touch with reality.

    God doesn’t hold grudges, His offer of salvation by believing in the Name of the Lord Jesus, is still open…if you seize it:

    KJV Luke 16:16 The law and the prophets were until John: since that time the kingdom of God is preached, and every man presseth into it.
    (Luk 16:16 KJV)

  12. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

    #39 I realize this upsets the girls on the Daisy Chain, but its a fact, practicing homosexuals are just one of the many groups who will not inherit God’s Kingdom, neither will heterosexual adulterers, fornicators, drunkards inherit:

    9 Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived. Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor homosexuals, nor sodomites,
    10 nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners will inherit the kingdom of God.
    11 And such were some of you. But you were washed, but you were sanctified, but you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus and by the Spirit of our God.
    (1Co 6:9-11 NKJ)

    BUT repentant homosexuals CAN inherit God’s Kingdom, because it is written to all these groups:

    18 “Come now, and let us reason together,” Says the LORD, “Though your sins are like scarlet, They shall be as white as snow; Though they are red like crimson, They shall be as wool.
    19 If you are willing and obedient, You shall eat the good of the land;

    (Isa 1:18-19 NKJ)

    The apostle Paul murdered Christians, yet God forgave him, and made him an apostle:

    9 For I am the least of the apostles, who am not worthy to be called an apostle, because I persecuted the church of God.
    10 But by the grace of God I am what I am
    (1Co 15:9-10 NKJ)

    THEREFORE it is written to all of us sinners:

    8 If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.
    9 If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.
    10 If we say that we have not sinned, we make Him a liar, and His word is not in us. (1Jo 1:8-10 NKJ)

    There will be many homosexuals, adulterers, drunks entering the kingdom, while you stand without, weeping and gnashing your teeth, if you don’t repent.

  13. Animby says:

    # 42 Alfie said, “nor homosexuals, nor sodomites” Oh, dear god. MUST thou be redundant?

    I have not read the New King James Version so it may specify homosexuals but I’m fairly certain the King James Version does not. But that’s okay. I see from your previous post you’ll use whichever version suits your argument.

    The King James Version was written in the early 17th century with the instruction to the translators to make the scriptures fit the philosophy of the Church of England which, coincidentally, was formed a century earlier to make life easier for Henry the 8th. I’m sorry: to meet the needs of the protestant reformation while maintaining principles of Catholicism. Phew.

    Then, in the latter half of the 20th century, it was revised, yet again to change thou to you and, apparently introduce the word homosexual. (If you are to be believed.) So, I guess those scholars in Nashville really wanted to make sure queers are excluded from heaven. Hope none of them have a wide stance.

    Alfie, when will you realize that the mere fact there are various “versions” of the holy bible simply means NONE of them are holy and probably not even accurate since each and every version was written with an agenda and invariable based on biased translations of poor translations by undernourished monks working in windowless cells inhaling the fumes of cheap tallow candles?

    Alfie: I can prove to you there is no merciful god in heaven, He allows you to spew on the internet thereby torturing so many innocents.

    PS to all you grammar sodomites: I know sodomite and homosexual are not true synonyms. But, come on…

  14. RSweeney says:

    I love how they know which cloud to zoom on even though nothing is visible.