1. Skeptic: Post # ≥1 says:

    And so the new year starts.
    Yeeee-hawwwww!.

    • Skeptic: Post # ≥1 says:

      Hmmm, on second thought… and so the old year ends, not with a bang, but a whimper.

      • Skeptic: Post # ≥1 says:

        New Year’s resolution… don’t respond to myself more than twice… and um… get it right the first time.

        • #6--bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist says:

          Skeptic–you aren’t arguing with yourself, so all is good. Rather than look at yourself, you can always blame DU for not having an edit function. Getting it right the first time takes too much time.

          Just firmly recognize how great thou art, and enjoy the new Year with your knew found goals.

  2. KMFIX says:

    Now clean up your blood!

  3. TripleHash says:

    Wait. Mostafa Hendi? Idn’t that a muslim name? I think that guy was a terr’ist. Ship ’em to Gitmo now!

  4. Ouchie says:

    In the mug shot at the end, does that show he now has a broken nose? Looks that way!

  5. Cap'nKangaroo says:

    And in North Carolina news, a man tried to pay for a vacuum cleaner, microwave oven, and other items that totaled $476 with a $1 Million dollar bill at a Wal-Mart.

    http://bit.ly/u7ZrEN

    Police were called when the man insisted the bill was legitimate. Wonder if he’s a Ron Paul supporter?

    • Jim G says:

      probably an illegal immigrant, and Muslim to boot!
      You’re looking at Obama’s base

      • Cap'nKangaroo says:

        Michael Anthony Fuller, 53, of 3 Parker St

        Somehow this doesn’t sound illegal or Muslim to me

  6. Nickster says:

    Mostafa will sue the business for having an unnecessarily dangerous security system that discriminates against minorities.

  7. Kent says:

    Must be a terrorist.

  8. Puddintane says:

    I’ll break your Jaw in seven places, fracture your skull, make you have a diet of smashed bananas, pudding the rest of your life!..Now clean up the blood on the floor!!

  9. Jopie says:

    The robber was armed with a plastic bag?

  10. So what says:

    So when does the guy get fired for not giving the guy the money? Isn’t that what usually happens in these cases.

  11. Thomas says:

    This is exactly how criminals should be treated. If every criminal knew that victims were versed in mixed martial arts (or could get shot), crime would drop. The catch is that this is exactly what the kumbayah left do not want and in many States, notable CA, the clerk would have been charged with battery and the business would have been sued for not protecting the rights of the criminal.

  12. Jim G says:

    Does the clerk win first place in “Knock Out Kings”?

  13. Uncle Patso says:

    Why is the sign in the window upside down and facing into the shop?

  14. Brian says:

    Fake.


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