And now on the lighter side from the you-just-can’t-make-this-shit-up department…

Nadya Suleman was more than a little nervous when she arrived on the set of her first adult-film shoot last week. But after chatting with a seasoned porn star and getting comfortable with the location and crew, Octomom performed like a pro.
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The video, directed by adult film star Brad Armstrong, is scheduled to be released in mid-June by a major online adult entertainment company. At the shoot, Nadya also posed for a set of photographs in which she’s seated at the head of a long table, her body covered with SpaghettiOs.

“For the pictures, we had her topless with a thick sparkly red choker with a big red heart in front and red and white polka dot panties … like 1950s style,” an insider tells me. “SpaghettiOs were all over her body and she’s even throwing the SpaghettiOs toward the camera. The label on the can was changed from SpaghettiOs to say ‘Saucy Octos.'”



  1. orchidcup says:

    No comment.

  2. bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist and Junior Culture Critic says:

    Thought I read an article where OctoMom wasn’t going to do any of the standard porn stuff? I didn’t read the article closely, was there an off ramp at certain compensation points?

    What we do for money?

    What we do for money when the alternative is to starve to death?

    What we do for money when the alternative is to starve to death along with your children?

    I am only amazed at the number of people who do receive these Million Dollar offers for their story, or picture, or whatever===and they decline. That chick who didn’t report the death of her young child comes to mind. No income, no abilities and so far she has declined a Million Dollars for her “story.” Now THAT is a story I’d like to see.

    Same way I love “I Won the Lottery” tv series. After the new house and new car, what do the people do? What would I do? Real fascinating stuff. I love the woman who “added onto” her mobile home. Classic good stuff–keeping with your root values, just add money.

    Hoomans……..what ya gonna do?

  3. Mr Windows says:

    Shit like this is what’s going to truly kill the porn industry…

  4. Given her psychological profile, this should be classified as child porn.

  5. I heard they were planning to shoot the video in her vagina.

    • Skeptic says:

      Hahaha! Beats what I was gonna say.

      • /T. says:

        Was it … ” … he better strap a 2×4 to his ass or he’ll fall in …” ?

        I’ll get my coat …

        /T.

  6. NewfornatSux says:

    And you wonder why this blog is banned in Dubai…

    • spsffan says:

      You say that like it’s a bad thing. My following comment notwithstanding.

    • The0ne says:

      It’s banned because it’s filled with losers and angry fat people, excluding myself hehehe, that love the words that come out of their mouth more than doing anything useful. Admit it you come here to get your dose of the crazy for the day, see Pedro and Boobo, and laugh them off so your day is that much better 🙂 I do.

      I’m here for the above and because I’ve followed John C. Dvorak for years since the Amiga days. Enjoy 🙂

  7. spsffan says:

    SpaghettiOs?

    You straight guys are sicker than I thought!

  8. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    teehee the director’s name is Armstrong. 🙂

  9. beale says:

    if the existence of this has something to do with with Santorum’s war on porn he is not the idiot i thought he was.

    naaa he’s not that clever this is just about art/money

  10. Glenn E. says:

    So now she’s the “Octo-bomb”, eh? Or maybe the “Octo-bimbo”. 😉

  11. Cursor_ says:

    Well she makes a new class of pron.

    MIwnLF

    Cursor_

  12. Knotta Frenchmon says:

    How you say… Ménage à huit?

  13. sargasso_c says:

    A sad attention seeker. A promosexual.

  14. Steve S says:

    There is not enough eye bleach in the world for this.

  15. Yankinwaoz says:

    What is scarier is this woman has 14 kids, not just the 8 she popped out at once.

  16. Michael Hawthorne says:

    The name of the movie will be Octopussy.

  17. Harry says:

    Octopussy, now thats funny.

  18. Likes2LOL says:

    Hmm… “her body covered with SpaghettiOs” — to hide the stretch marks from Hi-Def?

    You can’t succeed in porn if you always need to be covered in food.

  19. Yaknow says:

    Can’t wait for the movie, I bet it breaks box office records pushing Avengers to the #2 spot.

    We all want to see her vagina, com’on we are all curious to see many people she can hide in in her Octocave?

    And, we want to hear how loud the echo is when yelled into it.

    I wonder if her next film will be made a collaboration by Robert Rodriguez and Tarantino where Octopussy a femme fatale sucks in all of Porn Valley’s residents with her eight armed giant cooch and spits them back out like pin pong balls.

  20. Yaknow says:

    Why isn’t all those anti-abortionist groups and churches helping her out. She could of aborted but didn’t, she stood for their cause, she didn’t abort. If they did help her out she wouldn’t be doing porno to support her family.

    Strange how these conservative anti-abortionist work. They are against abortion saying life is scared, yet will let a kids in their own country live in poverty on the brink of starving, all the damage that results to neglect where life becomes a hell and death is around the corner. Yet there they will send money to African to keep kids from starving; where than less than 1/2 a cent goes to the kids, at best. They seem not to care if a kid is born first and then dies. It is important to them there are no longer abortions and the have proven their will to kill so no more children are aborted.

    • Dallas says:

      Strange how these conservative anti-abortionist work

      Agree. It’s no different than any other issue like … healthcare, civil rights, war, poverty, etc etc..

      A change of heart when the issue gets too close to home or in their face.


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