Tuesday May 22, 2012
I can’t figure out if this is a commercial for caffeine or ginseng or aspartame or acesulfame potassium.
The first two are stimulants and the latter two are artificial sweeteners.
Why not snort coke or meth if you need to be juiced up.
It would probably be a safer alternative.
Cool and refreshing!
I’m going to go have an ice cold Cola-Cola. Really.
Cola-Cola? uhhh… Coca-Cola!!
Don’t tell Dvorak but old people still can’t jump. Hence, this commercial.
Yeah…. very appropriate advertising.
Use fakery and deception to advertise the fake cola drink.
I’m with ‘Mean Joe’…. Coke is far better than pepsi
Its still only sweetened water…
I never liked Pepsi™ or Coke™.
I haven’t liked Dr. Pepper™ since they started putting HFCS in it.
Its not like I can’t live without it…
Thanks for the info. Now I can sleep tonite.
I knew this was fake/staged as soon as I saw girls watching the game, hot babes no less–but ok, young guys, their brand new girlfriends the first 2-3 weeks, so I was on the borderline.
but a full net on the B-Ring? NFW!
It would be humorous to see it in real life. We are only faked out because as stated above: old people can’t jump, if they can walk, if they can get out of their chairs.
Ain’t reality a bitch?
Not that unique.
Hard for me to call it smart.
Maybe if he pulled off looking straight, married with children and they sneaked him into a high level political office position, too.
Remember in the end all it is is sugar water
Coke , Pepsi or however they brand it
Yet in the end the best drink with Pizza is cold beer
sooooooooooooooooooo Pepsi is saying they arent the real thing?? the ad group for this must be the same for the Kia rodent commercials, you know the ones; the first has inner city residents portrayed as rodents and that their cars are better than driving a toaster or a cardboard box around; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvk4pDxNBio&feature=related
then there is other one that depicts the kia as the car to drive after the apocalypse: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enZotEY-6pA&feature=related
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