1. SchwettyBalls says:

    “BAILOUT? Bailout of this!”

  2. John says:

    Prone magician levitates huge bull.

  3. Cut and Paste says:

    “My first attempt at Photo-shop. What do you think?”

  4. pben says:

    Revenge!

    You killed how many bulls?

  5. farbauti says:

    Boing..Boing..Boing…….it’s Weasel stomping Day.

  6. UncDon says:

    I WANT MY DINNER I WANT MY DINNER I WANT MY DINNER I WANT MY DINNER …

  7. MWD78 says:

    Merryl Lynch.

    yup, this is pretty much our business model!

  8. BigBoyBC says:

    “DOG PILE!!!”

  9. jimbo says:

    A man travels to Spain and goes to a Madrid restaurant for a late dinner. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.

    “What’s this?” he asks.

    “Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.

    “What are cojones?” the man asks.

    “Cojones,” the waiter explains, “they are, how you say the … testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon.”

    At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller.

    “What’s this?” he asks the waiter.

    “Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.

    “No, no,” the man objects. “I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger than these.”

    “Si, Senor,” replies the waiter, “You see…the bull, he does not always lose.”

  10. Oscar Castillo says:

    The nut cracker..

  11. Uncle Dave says:

    “Ooh, goody! A shiny new toy to play with!”

  12. deowll says:

    Hamburger? I’ll show you hamburger!

  13. jpfitz says:

    Bull-ish on gold.

    Where’s my magic cape.

    Darwin at work.

  14. Eric says:

    SAY “WHAT” AGAIN Motherfucker!

  15. pcsmith says:

    Photoshopped.

    Look at the bulls hoofs.

  16. CCroom says:

    Red Bull does give you wings.

  17. Dallas says:

    “and this next one for the queer ass outfit”

  18. noname says:

    Bullshit

  19. aa14873 says:

    His bulls were never the same again.

  20. And you thought American Ninja Warrior was tough!