Sunday July 8, 2012
“BAILOUT? Bailout of this!”
Prone magician levitates huge bull.
“My first attempt at Photo-shop. What do you think?”
I think it’s a real photo! Bulls do think like that. And it’s painful..
You killed how many bulls?
Boing..Boing..Boing…….it’s Weasel stomping Day.
I WANT MY DINNER I WANT MY DINNER I WANT MY DINNER I WANT MY DINNER …
yup, this is pretty much our business model!
A man travels to Spain and goes to a Madrid restaurant for a late dinner. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.
“What’s this?” he asks.
“Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.
“What are cojones?” the man asks.
“Cojones,” the waiter explains, “they are, how you say the … testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon.”
At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller.
“What’s this?” he asks the waiter.
“No, no,” the man objects. “I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger than these.”
“Si, Senor,” replies the waiter, “You see…the bull, he does not always lose.”
The nut cracker..
“Ooh, goody! A shiny new toy to play with!”
Hamburger? I’ll show you hamburger!
Bull-ish on gold.
Where’s my magic cape.
Darwin at work.
SAY “WHAT” AGAIN Motherfucker!
Look at the bulls hoofs.
Red Bull does give you wings.
“and this next one for the queer ass outfit”
His bulls were never the same again.
And you thought American Ninja Warrior was tough!
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