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  1. Amar says:

    London bus, more than meets the eye!

  2. bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist says:

    Post Modern artists thinking they have something to contribute, kinda like libertarians are to politics, only not as injurious.

  3. Doc Hudson says:

    “While hand signaling for a left turn, he wiped out five oncoming cars.”

    Imagine being flipped off by this guy!

  4. Likes2LOL says:

    Genetic engineering gone completely awry…

  5. orchidcup says:

    Getting ready for the Burning Man Festival.

  6. Yahweh says:

    Not as Creative as me.

    • bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist says:

      Before time existed you made the Universe such that that bus/arm thingamagitty would be there.

      Creativity means something “new.”

      Whats new in your omniscient prison?

      ……ha, ha==a god so heavy, no one can lift him.

      • Yahweh says:

        I answered 3,829,305,461 prayers today.

        A new world record.

        The answer was NO.

        • bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist says:

          With such a uniform response, why did you create hoomans to pray to you? Seems rather pointless.

          Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?

          – Epicurus [341–270 B.C.]

          • Yahweh says:

            I am in a bad mood today.

            I saw what you did yesterday.

          • bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist says:

            I’m proud to be thinking for myself.

            Why aren’t you?

            Yea, verily.

          • Mr Windows says:

            God is the Creator, not the Manipulator…

          • Yahweh says:

            Haggai

            1:7 Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Consider your ways.

            1:8 Go up to the mountain, and bring wood, and build the house; and I will take pleasure in it, and I will be glorified, saith the LORD.

            1:9 Ye looked for much, and, lo it came to little; and when ye brought it home, I did blow upon it. Why? saith the LORD of hosts. Because of mine house that is waste, and ye run every man unto his own house.

            1:10 Therefore the heaven over you is stayed from dew, and the earth is stayed from her fruit.

            1:11 And I called for a drought upon the land, and upon the mountains, and upon the corn, and upon the new wine, and upon the oil, and upon that which the ground bringeth forth, and upon men, and upon cattle, and upon all the labour of the hands.

          • Michael says:

            Is he able, but not willing? Then he is patient.

    • Zues says:

      Fek of you lightweight, this is my territory

  7. dadeo says:

    UK trainers assist a hybrid double-decker bus/humanoid Olympian warm-up with some push-ups in the privacy of its training garage. The Brits are counting on this one to win gold in the shot-put since arm-wrestling is not one of the competitions.

  8. dcphill says:

    Let the games begin!

  9. UncDon says:

    The real reason London buses were retired: they were starting to evolve.

    • msbpodcast says:

      Nah… They just smell like it.

      • msbpodcast says:

        A Transport Of Delight
        by: Michael Flanders & Donald Swan

        Some people like a motorbike,
        Some say a tram for me,
        Or for bonny Annie Laurie
        By the lay them down a dee.
        Such means of locomotion seem rather dull to us,
        The driver and conductor of a London omnibus.
        Hold very tight please! Ting-ting!
        Hold very tight please! Ting-ting!

        When you are lost in London
        And you don’t know where you are
        You’ll hear my voice a-calling
        “Pass further down the car!”
        And very soon you’ll find yourself inside the terminus,
        In a London transport diesel-engined 97-horsepower omnibus.

        Along the Queen’s great Highway I drive my merry load
        At 20 miles-per-hour in the middle of the road.
        We like to drive in convoys – we’re most gregarious:
        The big six-wheeler scarlet-painted London transport diesel-engined 97-horsepower
        omnibus.

        Earth has not anything to show more fair
        Mind the stairs! Mind the stairs! Mind the stairs!
        Earth has not anything to show more fair
        Any more fares? Any more fares? Any more fares? Any more fares? Any more fares?

        When cabbies try to pass me, before they overtakes,
        I sticks me flippin’ ‘and out and jams on all me brakes,
        Then jackal taxi drivers can only swear and cuss
        Behind that monarch of the road,
        Observer of the Highway Code,
        That big six-wheeler scarlet-painted London transport diesel-engined 97-horsepower
        omnibus.

        I stops when I’m requested although it spoils the rides
        So he can shout “Gert out of it, we’re full right up inside!”
        We don’t ask much for wages, we only want fair shares
        So cut down all the stages and stick up all the fares.
        If tickets cost a pound a piece
        Why should you make a fuss?
        It’s worth it just to ride inside
        That 30-foot-long by 10-foot-wide
        Inside that monarch of the road,
        Observer of the Highway Code,
        That big six-wheeler scarlet-painted London transport diesel-engined 97-horsepower,
        97-horsepower omnibus.

        Hold very tight please! Ting-ting!

  10. AdmFubar says:

    The New “Pub Crawl Bus”. what a way to reduce drunken driving in London (or drink driving as it is referred to there)

  11. Canine says:

    “I don’t care what she says the kid doesn’t look anything like me” said Optimus Prime on the witness stand…..ba dump bump.

  12. Uncle Patso says:

    Nobody move — I dropped a contact!

  13. Ralph Kramden says:

    Even the buses taking are steroids for the Olympics

  14. When Nigel ordered a fleet of biofueled busses for the Olympic games in London, he was expecting something completely different!

  15. James says:

    Keep on Truck’n

  16. Hans Zoff says:

    Does this bus have enough elbow room?

  17. Wynn Schield says:

    I say, this bus comes armed with the latest accessories.

  18. BigBoyBC says:

    Boy! The MoT for buses is getting tough in the UK.

  19. ted bus says:

    Bus Ted

  20. President Amabo (I see the comment system is still designed for retards.) says:

    With hands like that, it needs an enormous schlong or huge boobs to play with.

  21. jpfitz says:

    Created to make Americans think that because a bus does some push-ups all the fatties will start to get in shape.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=–VCIf1uEu8

  22. noname says:

    British hybrid system

  23. sargasso_c says:

    Expect to see it in Jeremy Clarkson’s front garden.

  24. pedro says:

    The jerking bus

  25. Number6 says:

    New performance enhancing drugs located on olympic bus.

  26. webdesigner says:

    Now that’s what I call MASS transit!

  27. Kelvington says:

    The Doctor finally found the setting on his Sonic Screwdriver to bring the damaged double decker to life.
    or
    Michael Bay is taking Transformers in a completely different direction in part 4.

  28. British bus, and closet Yank admirer, exercising the American right to bare arms.

  29. Mercedes Bends says:

    The new bus concept design is the pits!