At first I thought it was Steve Ballmer. The video ended abruptly probably because TSA goons stopped him from taking photos.

found by Tex Ligums



  1. tigerjuju says:

    OMG. Please don’t tell me this guy just had a train-gasm. That’s probably the real reason why this video ended abruptly.

  2. jasontheodd says:

    I haven’t been on a train in years. I remember it being noisy, uncomfortable, and very crowded. None of those things bring me such joy i require a change of boxers……

  3. orchidcup says:

    This is faked. Nobody gets that intense over a train.

    • msbpodcast says:

      Some people do.

      Sad isn’t it?

      • orchidcup says:

        I have an interest in vintage WWII airplanes.

        I was allowed to fly a P51-D fighter plane that was restored to perfect condition.

        I didn’t wet my pants or have an orgasm, but it was a joy to fly the only propeller-driven fighter plane to break the sound barrier.

        Planes good, trains bad.

  4. t0llyb0ng says:

    What state is North Creek in?

    There is an Illinois railway museum in Union, Illinois for train buffs to go apeshit over. They have precious relics dragged in from Chicago & elsewhere & with due deliberation they restore them as best they can.

  5. ArchtMig says:

    Can’t wait to see the autotuned version.

  6. sargasso_c says:

    It is wonderful that these relics of the industrial age are so well looked after.

  7. Yankinwaoz says:

    You do realize that this is a parody?

    Here is the original
    http://dailydot.com/entertainment/train-enthusiast-video-spoof/

  8. haymoose says:

    Steve Ballmer would have ended with “Conductors! Conductors! Conductors!”

  9. spsffan says:

    I don’t get it.

    I mean, it’s not like he’s watching a steam engine :) .

  10. Bullhogeley says:

    I thought it was Howard Dean behind the camera with the last little exhale, sounded like a toned down Dean Scream.

  11. ufa says:

    I had never heard this, thought it was great! Thanks, John!



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