Oh Shit!

A man dressed in a military-style “Ghillie suit” who was attempting to provoke a Bigfoot sighting was struck by two vehicles and killed on U.S. 93 South of Kalispell Sunday night.

“He was trying to make people think he was Sasquatch so people would call in a Sasquatch sighting,” Montana Highway Patrol Trooper Jim Schneider said. “You can’t make it up. I haven’t seen or heard of anything like this before. Obviously, his suit made it difficult for people to see him.” “Alcohol may have been a factor,” Schneider said. “Impairment is up in the air.”

Tenley was on the southbound side of the highway, about a half mile south of the highway’s intersection with Rocky Point Road.

“He was in the right-hand lane of travel and the vehicle was unable to avoid him and struck him,” Schneider said of the first vehicle driven by a 15-year-old girl from Somers. A second vehicle driven by a 17-year-old Somers girl also struck Tenley as he laid on the highway.


A truly worthy recipient.



  1. Rob says:

    Moran?

    • McCullough says:

      From the Urban Dictionary:

      12. moran 15 up, 52 down

      The proper way to spell moron when you’re posting on Dvorak Uncensored blog.

      “Get a life you stupid moran.”

      by hhopper Jul 10, 2008

  2. msbpodcast says:

    His feet may have been big enough, but they weren’t fleet enough to outrun two teenagers in SUVs bearing down on his ass.

    Lets hope it stops with him.

    Otherwise, he could/would have run for the senate or congress.

    Think of the children…

  3. orchidcup says:

    Stupidity was a factor.

  4. gingiva says:

    McCullough, you are both a moran and a moron.

  5. t0llyb0ng says:

    Ghillie guy mashed by girlies.

    Flattened in Flathead County.

    Thumpety-thump.

  6. noneofyourbusiness says:

    HEADLINE: Moron spells moron wrong.

  7. Trick or Treat says:

    Well, there goes my costume idea for Halloween.

    Any suggestions?

  8. NobodySpecial says:

    He was going to make it until a pickup drove past and decided to take a trophy for his wall.

  9. bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist says:

    How was he not roadkill?

  10. George says:

    His stupidity was reflected not in dressing up to look like a sasquatch, but in assuming that teenage girls can drive.

  11. Dallas says:

    Sadly, this is what happened to the now extinct sasquatch population.

  12. Walking Tall says:

    Deepest regards to his cousins Chewbacca and Harry Henderson.

  13. JCD's Love Child says:

    What a stupid moran. This moran was so stupid, he didn’t know how to spell moran.

  14. JCD's Love Child says:

    He’s moranic.

  15. orchidcup says:

    Imagine the shock of discovering you just ran over a bigfoot.

    Traumatic.

  16. JCD's Love Child says:

    Moran is as moran does

  17. Thomas says:

    I guess DU will need to stop using the meme Moran, the morons don’t get the irony. Even when you explain it to them.

    Hey Noobs, the short bus is waiting.

  18. Supreme Ultrahuman (I see the comment system is still designed for retards.) says:

    Wonder is he was related to Jack Link?

  19. denacron says:

    The Moran was dressed as a ‘Samsquanch’. (Trailer Park Boys reference.)

  20. Norman the Morman says:

    It was a moranic pothead Morman in Utah, carrying a bale of dried marijauna plants, crossing the road on his way to bible study. He was run over by a John Deere…get your facts straight, sheeeesh!

  21. Buzz Mega says:

    Any time I see a big, fuzzy animal out on the highway, I always try to ram it. You know, for dinner.