By John C Dvorak
Monday October 22, 2012
found by David E. Lacey
Isn’t this off-screen training for the adult film industry?
Will Vladimir Putin try this, seeing as how he likes doing manly things all the time?
Nah, Putin does pull-ups with his пенис
all I can say is “ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long”
What a pantload!
my penis is way too small for this kind of activity.
Interesting how modest they are, considering the “feats of strength” their members are capable of. If mine could do that, I’d be showing it off all the time.
When I see this done sans drape I’ll bother to form an opinion.
If mine could do that, I’d be showing it off all the time.
Officer Wojohowitcz would like to talk to you on your way to the station about your whereabouts last Tuesday afternoon when its alleged that you were seen, uh, sans drape, by the entire ladies auxiliary near the Nilman Baptist church.
Some want to press charges, while others want your phone number.
i thought it was about girth… not length
At what weigh or arc of swing does the penis rip off the body? If it lands three feet away from your body, how long is your penis?
Only if you screw sideways.
Do that pee-pee-pull up wrong and you too can have the John Wayne Bobbitt surgical procedure — the “add-a-dick-to-me.”
Then again, you probably wouldn’t even try it unless you took a handful of those famous red pills — “damn-it-all.” (BTW, I don’t know if they’re red or not. It just seemed like a good alternative to “blue” Viagra.)
Lastly, I wonder if this will ever become an Olympic event. Seems like the term “jerking weights” is already taken!
Out a new complexion on clean and jerk.
I saw something like this on RT.
I believe the medical procedure was called a “ripyourcockoff.”
Ouch and snap!
Yank My Doodle, It’s a Dandy!
swing loooowwww sweet chariot…..
son how many broken ankles are caused by this???
Good luck John C Dvorak, you will have to let us know if the treatment works. After-all, if it’s On The Internet, it Must Be True!
See what inexpensive medical miracles you can find goggling for prostate cures!
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