found by David E. Lacey

  1. duh365 says:

    Isn’t this off-screen training for the adult film industry?

  2. UncDon says:

    Will Vladimir Putin try this, seeing as how he likes doing manly things all the time?

  3. dcphill says:


  4. Bigga-Dong-Banga-Gong says:

    all I can say is “ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long”

  5. JMagee says:

    What a pantload!

  6. sargasso_c says:


  7. Neptune5 says:

    my penis is way too small for this kind of activity.

  8. ReadyKilowatt says:

    Interesting how modest they are, considering the “feats of strength” their members are capable of. If mine could do that, I’d be showing it off all the time.

    When I see this done sans drape I’ll bother to form an opinion.

    • msbpodcast says:

      If mine could do that, I’d be showing it off all the time.

      Officer Wojohowitcz would like to talk to you on your way to the station about your whereabouts last Tuesday afternoon when its alleged that you were seen, uh, sans drape, by the entire ladies auxiliary near the Nilman Baptist church.

      Some want to press charges, while others want your phone number.

  9. SPOCK says:

    i thought it was about girth… not length

  10. bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist says:

    At what weigh or arc of swing does the penis rip off the body? If it lands three feet away from your body, how long is your penis?

    Only if you screw sideways.

  11. Atlas "Shrugged" Ineed! says:

    Do that pee-pee-pull up wrong and you too can have the John Wayne Bobbitt surgical procedure — the “add-a-dick-to-me.”

    Then again, you probably wouldn’t even try it unless you took a handful of those famous red pills — “damn-it-all.” (BTW, I don’t know if they’re red or not. It just seemed like a good alternative to “blue” Viagra.)

    Lastly, I wonder if this will ever become an Olympic event. Seems like the term “jerking weights” is already taken!

  12. msbpodcast says:

    I saw something like this on RT.

    I believe the medical procedure was called a “ripyourcockoff.”

  13. noname says:

    Ouch and snap!

  14. Uncle Sam says:

    Yank My Doodle, It’s a Dandy!

  15. Admfubar says:

    swing loooowwww sweet chariot…..

    son how many broken ankles are caused by this???

  16. noname says:

    Good luck John C Dvorak, you will have to let us know if the treatment works. After-all, if it’s On The Internet, it Must Be True!

    See what inexpensive medical miracles you can find goggling for prostate cures!


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