1. WmDE says:

    Might have made it with the 4×4 version.

  2. AlanB says:

    Note to self: Install lift kit.

  3. Uncle Patso says:

    “I told you to tip the valet parking attendant more than a dollar!”

  4. Gregg C says:

    I knew I shoulda made a right turn at Albakoiky.

  5. Chad F says:

    Are you sure this is the exit for Gitmo Nation Adam?

  6. donttellmehowtolivemylifefence says:

    “Closed course. Professional driver. Do not attempt.”

    Like EVERY car ad on TV. Even the ones where the car is going
    40 on a straight, clear road.

  7. Max says:

    Come on Jose! What could go wrong?!

  8. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

    Clinton/Gore bridge to the 21st century

  9. Admfubar says:

    another mexican made vehicle escapes to the the usa

    or to quote cheech and chong

    How fast are we going???
    I think we’re parked man…

  10. UncDon says:

    “Gringos are liars, man. The Jackass program said this was the best way to cross the border fence and now look at us!”

  11. MartinJJ says:

    In a Police State it really sucks going to the beach.

  12. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

    “Was it wrong for a man to love another man” asked Christie as Obama made a wrong turn for gas.

  13. Glenn E. says:

    “It’s so bad, south of the border. That even the cars themselves are trying to escape.”

  14. Derps says:

    This is a Jeep™ thing. I don’t understand.

  15. Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

    Just barely escaping Sandy’s survivors, Mayor Bloomberg, Gov. Christie and Obama seek Asylum in Mexico

    • Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

      “Its become a zombie apocalypse” explains Mayor Bloomberg

      • Taxed Enough Already Dude says:

        “Even though the press has my back” President Obama explains, “not delivering water or gas has sure pissed them off.”

        Gov Christie hugged the President in a show of solidarity. “They just don’t understand, no one in his right mind should wait for Government…have they ever done anything right or in a timely fashion?” Christie asked

  16. LibertyLover says:

    “I told you it would be easier to dig a tunnel.”

  17. The Dude says:

    Pedro trys to get an iPad mini first!

  18. Bob Coates says:

    Geometry is hard!

  19. Dan says:

    i need a bigger lift kit