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No zombies, please.
Why no zombies? It’s not like there isn’t a short supply of them or anything. I mean, didn’t you see enough of them VOTE?!
Or how about Congress? Talk about the living DEAD!
That’s why I prefer a flame thrower. Cause even if bones reanimate, ashes don’t!
Gun porn at its finest.
we had a zombie invasion, they were running around the country moaning “vote for me” voooottesss we want your votes….thankfully the election ended that… 😛
for more zombie fun, see the trailer midway down the page, coming soon to the us..
http://insidemovies.ew.com/2012/11/01/cockneys-vs-zombies/
That fake Russian, FPSKyle shoots low-rent Democrat stuff. The scope on my Sig cost more than all three of those.
We rich Republicans shoot quality European firearms when it comes to Zombie blasting. My apocalypse guns are:
Benelli M3 Super 90.
Sig SG550
Steyr SSG-PII
1. other people
2. other people
3. other people
piece of cake. Never a short supply of people to use as bait and weapon.
oh forgot to add:
cheese wiz and holska kielbasa and softdrinks larger than 16 oz, and cigs… that stuff the wipe out the living or the walking dead..
The best weapon is love!
Zombies are just misunderstood dead people.
People should put down their guns and give them
flowers!
Love conquers all!
Mossberg Bullpup Shotgun
Bushmaster M4 Carbine
Any of my Glocks for close in wetwork
I’m sure Glocks are good but I’m just not going to use a pistol that I have to hold sideways. har har.
I’ll stick with my Sigs. P228 and P232. Neither has EVER misfired. EVER.
Not for zombie’s though. That’s what the 12ga browning auto shotgun is for.
Also btw, that fake russian guy is from Georgia (USA) and I think he’s hilarious. And from time to time he does have some real quality firearms on there.
I have to agree with him on the 870 (with the 10 shot extended magazine) and the AK. You have to try and break these weapons for them to malfunction.
I would prefer a Glock for quick, up close personal protection if I had access to cleaning equipment and above average ammo. Otherwise, a revolver might be useful instead. Less parts to malfunction and very forgiving with different grades of ammo.
Hatchet, saw and lighters.
peace, love and understanding
Amen!
Let’s see.
Loose the shot gun. No point in just messing people up after the apocalypse. The idea is to kill.
Now, AK-47….good choice
I’d add:
Flame Thrower
and
A Model 1911 .45 automatic pistol because you can’t carry the above EVERYWHERE you go. They are reliable (for semi-automatics), rugged, and extremely well proven man stoppers.
If you can have more than 3, a good long range rifle is a decent bet. Am M-14 would work, but any decent bolt action rifle, with a scope, and chambered for a plentiful and powerful round (.308, .30-06, etc.) would work.
If more of the undertaking profession did their job properly, we wouldn’t have this zombie problem….
* Well-regulated undertakers
* A well-regulated militia
With those in place, you hardly even need a third weapon.
Put me down for a rail gun and flame thrower
Long range: A hunting bow; it’s silent and can make ammo from any stick and feathers.
Mid-range: Any 9mm gun will do; the less moving parts the better.
Short-range: Military-grade tomahawk; it’s lightweight, doubles as a hammer, knife and is very durable.
Republican are not Zombies.
They may shuffle around aimlessly … and Karl Rove tries to have lifer brains for lunch.
Rush Limbaugh should stop his constant moaning and just eat his brain and heart for lunch.
Just because Rove and Limbaugh may look like well-dressed corpse, doesn’t mean they are zombies?
Rush would starve. Not that this is a bad thing.
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