PITTSBURGH (KDKA) — What if you could eat a plate of French fries, loaded with calories, and not absorb the fat because of what you’re drinking. “Yes, I want it,” exclaimed one woman in Market Square.

Well, that’s exactly what PepsiCo is selling in Japan; and, so far, only in Japan. “I definitely need it as I get older,” one man told KDKA money editor Jon Delano.

“I think it’s a great idea, but I’m a little concerned about what they’re going to put in it.” What’s in it is obviously important. It contains an additive called Dextrin, a fat-blocking fiber that is supposed to keep the body from absorbing fat and lower cholesterol levels. That’s a claim that the Food & Drug Administration has not yet bought.

But if it does, as a marketing tool, a Pepsi drink that blocks fat could be a winner. “If you read some of the product claims, there’s one thing I saw that says you’ll be able to eat a piece of chocolate cake and it won’t be absorbed,” says Point Park University business professor Elaine Luther. Prof. Luther, who also once worked for a drug company, says the additive could act like a laxative.

“If you’re not absorbing it, it has to go somewhere,” she adds. And that does not appeal to some. “That’s really disgusting. That’s just really gross,” one woman added. But a Pepsi ad in Japan suggests you can eat both pizza and hamburger – as long as you drink Pepsi Special.

Severe anal leakage will be an obvious plus!

  1. Dallas says:

    May I have 2 napkins and 2 wipes please?

  2. Supreme Ultrahuman (I see the comment system is still designed for retards.) says:

    1. This is good because the way you look naked is more important than your personality or character. “love me for who I am…” – well, how unfat you are and how you look naked is the most important part of who you are.

    2. Big greasy shits are wonderful. In fact, the next reality competition on TV should center on big greasy shits and be filmed in graphic 4k.

  3. Patrick Floyd says:

    I suppose it’s been long enough for people to not remember a certain product called Olestra….Anal leakage indeed!

  4. HUGSALOT says:

    The thing is that consuming fat dosen’t make you fatter, it’s sugar (that’s converted into a fat when it bonds with insulin) that puts on the pounds. Eating excess fat would just increase cholesterol levels.