Geez. I have to wonder if this is a hoax. If not the country is in real trouble.

found by +Ken Adams

  1. roy b. giv says:

    blondes have more fun, and he’s jumpin’ her.

  2. Scott M. says:

    In theory, if you marry a person, that should exclude them from this type of treatment. She is the franchise player on his team. Yet his insecurities manifest themselves in this display of ridicule. So very sad.

  3. bobbo, we think with words, and flower with ideas says:

    There are lots of people with ZERO math comprehension. I had a roommate studying Political Science and I had to divide the electrical bill for him as dividing by 2 was beyond his skills.

    Of course, in Poly Sci—he was a genius.

    • msbpodcast says:

      Of course, in Poly Sci—he was a genius.

      I very much doubt that.

      • bobbo, we think with words, and flower with ideas says:

        Well, Mpod—thats what he said! since I never took a poly-sci course, what else could I think?

  4. Simon T says:

    I’m not sure who’s the biggest dickhead… The girl for the obvious or the bloke for videoing the whole thing whilst driving!

    • Me (a.k.a. You!) says:

      It’s the bloke videotaping the whole thing. He’s probably either in the process of getting a divorce or permanently residing in the dog house for exposing her ignorance.

      Then again, she is blonde!

    • Kat says:

      I did this when I was younger. It happens the same as it does when I would say the Our Father and mix the words together not knowing they were supposed to be separate. To me, mph was just a jargon word. In my mind it wasn’t three separate words, but one word.

      I don’t think the guy is that bad because I thought it was hilarious when I figured it out. If you ask me, it’s people that don’t realize that their mind does tricks to get them through the day that makes them idiots. If everyone’s mind didn’t do things to make life easier, pickpockets would have a much harder time taking peoples wedding rings while they’re wearing them or a wallet from their back pocket. Magicians wouldn’t be able to take a plane on a stage and make it disappear without people knowing how.

  5. Me (a.k.a. You!) says:

    I’d like to know how many people here even know what a fire plug is? We all see fire hydrants everywhere, but who knows what exactly a fire PLUG is?

    I’d also like to say that dumb is a relative term since dumb is really more of a clinical term indicating one’s inability to talk. Therefore, I prefer the more accurate word, stupid. Of course, stupid is somewhat relative too.

    …Probably because everyone has a relative like that who’s stupid. (Can I have a drum rim shot there?)

  6. Alfie says:

    We shouldn’t just assume she’s dumb. Psychologists refer to “critical periods” during which development needs to happen, and if it fails to happen, you’re stuck for life. This is part of why some people are terrible at math. So she probably had an awful math teacher, or was busy being brainwashed with religion, or was more interested in boys during those critical years.

    • TheMAXX says:

      Or she doesn’t think for herself. She could be a straight “A” student grades 1-12 and still be confused when asked to think to get an answer.

  7. HUGSALOT says:

    I once had an girlfriend who said I should see a cardiologist when I kept complaining about my bad heartburn. I was surprised she knew what a cardiologist was! Stupidity runs rampant. To bad she was a cute/hot blond chick over-thinking something so trivial.

  8. chrismo says:

    As someone who has never had heartburn, I have to defend your ex-girlfrend. I only recently found out that it has nothing to do with your heart.
    This mph girl is as retarded as the driver is a dick.

  9. George says:

    Looking at the bell curve of IQ and population, you find that about 2/3 of the people fall within one standard deviation of the norm (100). So when you look at IQ in the general population, 1 standard deviation below 100 takes you to an IQ of about 85, which one could describe with the non-scientific term “dull”. 2 standard deviations puts one at an IQ of 70, which is borderline deficient to feeble minded.

    So, if 1/6 of the population falls below an IQ of 85 and 2.5% (1/40) falls below an IQ of 70, then given that there’s 311 million Americans, nearly 52 million are dullards, or worse and nearly 8 million are feeble minded.

    On top of this, education has failed millions of average students leaving them the functional equivalent of “dull”.

    I believe only about 2 or 3 percent of the population has a true mastery of math, science and technology sufficient to recreate it if some calamity were to befall civilization.

  10. bobbo, we think with words, and flower with ideas says:

    I channel surfed onto “Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader” and the Blond missed the second question for $2000: How many dimensions does a rectangle have? She said it was on a piece of paper so one dimension. 4 of 5 kiddies said two. One kiddie said 4.

    but then I missed where is bile produced in the body? I first said liver and then would have guessed gall bladder. Always over thinking it.

  11. Haunted sheep says:

    That looked fake to me. If she was really that dumb he would have to immediately pull over and out something in her. Since that don’t happen. Fake.

  12. Supreme Ultrahuman (I see the comment system is still designed for retards.) says:

    I’d let her do rocket surgery for me

  13. SomeRandomDune says:

    You’re as dumb as your wife for publishing this on the internet!