Suppose Picking the Pope Was Like College Basketball
By Uncle Dave Monday February 25, 2013
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i’d actually favor the south american and african brackets this time around. but i would have put tim dolan and mark oulette down in the tri-state bracket myself and make that the north american bracket.
African for sure! That’s what this “retirement” is all about. To take another step towards reigning in increasing Moslem hegemony in Africa.
It would be awesome to have the first negroe Pope. And no, we have had three african popes before but the darkest of them was a light skinned Berber from modern day algeria and the other two was mainly italians living in Lepcis Magna (modern day tunisia and libya)
Scola.
No, the Pope can’t keep his civil name once he takes the office. No to the Pope Sicola.
I would bet on the long shot with 100:1 odds.
Francis J. L. Beckman
I wonder what the real odds are in Las Vegas. You know, “SIN CITY”?!
Anyone know?
Don’t know about Vegas (where I live and rarely go to any casinos), but there’s this:
http://oddschecker.com/politics-and-election/next-pope/winner
Interesting! I see Richard Dawkins is odd at 666/1
Lance Armstrong gets 10,000:1 odds.
So it means there’s a chance…
intrade is also offering odds on the top 9 in their opinion. and their favorite seems to be Scola from Italy, followed by Turkson from Ghana, Oulette from Quebec, and Bertone from Italy.
http://intrade.com/v4/markets/?eventClassId=3
But, it is not. It is politics. Hence – three way race between Italian (local political network), Black Pope (to mirror US/World hypnotoad in charge media results) or American (current Pope’s political network).
Trust me, there will never be a black pope, EVER. The catholics and the muslims still favour Ibn Khaldun in thought and that blacks are more or less animals.
Btw if you did not know, Ibn Khaldun invented modern arabian-european racism against all orther races and it stuck for centuries. Read anything from that bastard and you will know what i mean. He is considered one of the highest scholars of islam and in the west one of the wise men of the era.
Actually, Ibn Khaldun sounds like a fuckin’ economist too.
There’s a fuckin’ archbishop called Jerome hAnus?
For reals? … Wow …
Well, the pedophage has my vote.
Somebody start up a gift subscription to NAMBLA for him.
Pick your pope in public.. sounds like a faux pas to me..
and dont point that finger at me.. it was just picking your pope
When does the black smoke start? The rule is if they start with white smoke and then black smoke, a negro pope is chosen.
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