Well, we’re not quite there yet. Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s a Margarita Snow-Cone and some Mac ‘n Cheese with my name on it.



  1. ± says:

    I thank the Korean Democratic Republic every day for my small piece of cake.

  2. John Stock says:

    From you neighbors up north, please, whatever you do, don’t eat the yellow snow.

    • Egon Ruuda says:

      You just say that because you want it all that delicious snow for yourself. Go be someone elses hat.

  3. Egon Ruuda says:

    If they were to eventually conquer South Korea, wonder what the populace would say when they realize their entire media system and government has lied to them.

    • bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist and Jr World Traveler says:

      Regarding those two fat best buds eating their one cup of hot snow coffee…I’d think being poor and hungry is something the NK’s would be pretty wise about.

      Much better would be to simply take clips from $Rmoney or Santorum or Ryan about how there are too many poor in America==you know, fact claims that can’t be checked.

      We do the same thing though.

      I mean==who wants socialized medicine?

      Dumb, blind, stupid prejudice is so easy to see in other people…………

      Yea, verily

      • Big Brother says:

        North Korea does seem to be your dream of what an enlightened liberal utopia might be like. So maybe you’d care to up your dosage and keep dreaming about it. After all, this is America and for now, you do have that right (as in ability and not privilege).

        Just please do the rest of us a favor when you wake up long enough to have your bowel movements since you seem to have that part all mixed up… Ass goes in toilet NOT on keyboard!

        And that thing you keep seeing is called a MIRROR! The fool you see in it is NOT Rick Santorum, Paul Ryan or anyone else either – it’s YOU!

      • Mextli says:

        Comrade bobbo says “Dumb, blind, stupid prejudice is so easy to see in other people but not myself”.

      • The Monster's Lawyer says:

        Bobbo, you seem to collect right wing idiots like flies to shit.

        • bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist and Jr World Traveler says:

          Ha, ha. Yes indeedy. No substance at all from them. PURE invective. Kinda like their party platforms.

          But you think I’m shit huh?===Ha, ha. I do assume not, but that is not from looking in the mirror, but rather from looking at what is POSTED!

          What facts do my adversaries use to challenge me with?….. Oh look: NONE.

          Speaking of shit and flies, I would change that a bit to those just immediately above having Shit for Brains.

          Jumbling anything together if it hits their pleasure zone. Liberals are bad, NK is bad, so lets just say that Liberals like NK.

          Shit for brains is too laudatory a description. Shit can actually grow something. Its all more like a vacuum, or something all used up and corrupted.

          Yea, verily.

          • pedro says:

            That’s because people here have no time to create “facts”, like you do.

          • Dum Dum says:

            If you (bobo) ever actually were able to even quote a real fact then maybe there would be an adult conversation or exchange of ideas. But you offer NOTHING! EVERYTHING you have ever said is total bullshit. Nothing but party line hyperbola!


            HYPERBOLA: noun Geometry.
            the set of points in a plane whose distances to two fixed points in the plane have a constant difference; a curve consisting of two distinct and similar branches, formed by the intersection of a plane with a right circular cone when the plane makes a greater angle with the base than does the generator of the cone. Equation: x 2 /a 2 − y 2 /b 2 = ±1.

            Example sentences
            To create global human policy based on emotion and hyperbola has always been the stuff of politicians.

            In other words, you talk in circles!

  4. msbpodcast says:

    And that is the power of media.

    Can you make up a lie so bald and laughable that I want to show this to all my friends as we chug down libations and have a good time laughing?

    Wow. This is a real find.

  5. msbpodcast says:

    Some of the footage is from disaster zones (like Sandy.)

    The dead friends in blue body bags nearly made me wet myself because I was laughing so hard.

    I also noticed that some of the footage was taken in France. (The little cars whizzing around the Gare du Nord is a real tip-off. [They're taking advantage of the fact that none of their people can read our glyphs. Then again we can't read theirs.])

    Some of the footage is from Eastern Europe (the phones were there, and big bulky unit with rounded sets, whereas most of them in NYC have been removed because everybody uses cell phones.)

    What’s with there not being any birds? There are a bazillion pigeons (hawks and others) in downtown NYC.

    And what’s with the snow everywhere? There’s no persistent snow in the North West. There is no snow in the south. There is no snow around here either (but I’m in Noo Joyzee, not in the plains.)

    I think the scale of this country would serve to show them how small and insignificant their country is. (120,408 km2 vs. 9,161,966 km2 and 23m people vs. 306m people.)

    • Big Brother says:

      If you think North Korea is going to even TRY to present anything like facts then you may be a little too close to the Bobo world of reality. (Quite frankly, I’m not sure Bobo isn’t really North Korea’s new best friend, Dennis Rodman!)

      What we saw (here) was really a contorted view of what someone wanted the viewing public to BELIEVE! It’s funny to us since it’s supposed to be about us. So obviously it’s nothing but pure political bullshit. Yet some people may still believe it! Some people are also bigots and tend to believe other crap like how all rich people are evil right wing ass holes or how all black people are lazy. Pure crap! But then, cognitive reason was never a “believers” strong point. Just look at Bobo!

    • B. Dog says:

      Actually, everyone uses cell phones because the pay phones were removed.

  6. BubbaMustafa says:

    LOL, Its the SAME footage we use about N. Korea.

  7. Mr Diesel says:

    This would be funny if it were not so sad. Obomba didn’t give me my blue tarp and I have to sit and look at my dead friends with their cold dead eyes looking back at me and my cup of hot snow coffee while I eat my yummy NK cake.

    The future of the USA is now and with Obomba Care doubling the cost of medical care the death panel will have to purchase more tarps.

  8. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    “The cold, the lonely, the homosexual.” How accurate can they get! This is the true Amerika. I for one am thankful for the North Korean cake and coffee hand outs.

    • msbpodcast says:

      Every day, I thank the North Koreans for their delicious and nutritious coffee and their wonderful, light and fluffy cake, or I would if these things existed.

      There is no such thing as a North Korean missionary abroad. (Nor is there a North Korean missionary position. The military police prefers the people on their knees, facing them, head bent and showing the proper respect. [Defiant ones face the other way and get a single shot to the nape.])

      • Dum Dum says:

        …The military police prefers the people on their knees, facing them, head bent and showing the proper respect…

        Sound anything like a Nazi regime or possibly even what the KKK dreams about?! Kim Jong-(whatever) is basically King. It’s absolutely a dictatorship in North Korea but a dictatorship based on SOCIALISM!

        FYI: Socialist values are exactly the same values most of our left wing ‘friends’ want us all to embrace. And I might even agree with some of those values when it comes to true hunger and homelessness too. Things that potentially deny a person a right to LIFE! But then, anyone truly hungry or homeless in America isn’t exactly being helped by anyone in any government. Just ask the victims of Hurricane Sandy what kind of help they are getting.

        • tcc3 says:

          “Curse you socialism! Why doesnt the government do more to help people?!?”

          Make up your mind.

          “The country’s government follows the Juche ideology of self-reliance, initiated by the country’s first President, Kim Il-sung. After his death, Kim Il-sung was declared the country’s Eternal President. Juche became the official state ideology, replacing Marxism–Leninism, when the country adopted a new constitution in 1972.”

          Not socialist. Not communist. I bet you think they’re Democratic too – its right there in their name!

  9. LotsaLuck says:

    I’m still trying to figure out which country in Europe my part of America is disguised as……

  10. TaxedEnoughAlready says:

    Not much different than our own hail Obama media.

  11. Hyph3n says:

    Sadly, it seems it’s all just a hoax and that’s not the actual translation…

    http://slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2013/03/13/_how_americans_live_today_north_korea_targets_american_poverty_in_propaganda.html

    SO, you’ll have to go out and find another video to compare “Obama’s America” with. I hear the Soviets made some awesome ones in the late 70’s.

    • bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist and Jr World Traveler says:

      Ha, ha. I won’t even check your link.

      All the best stuff is a lie.

      amusing.

    • pedro says:

      You think?

      • bobbo, we think with words, and flower with ideas says:

        Yes, thats very often the case. All the more to keep a measure of doubt when you read something that lines up with a notion you already have. Easy to be on alert for that which you disagree…. but what of the contra?

        And that is just how Hoomans tend to bifurcate and then get extreme on subjects. Stupidly critical of the otherside, and stupidly accepting of one’s own.

        Best to be moderately suspecting of all opinions…don’t we think? Facts too for that matter, depending on how you define a fact.

        Some of my greatest/best insights about myself if finding the truth within me for criticisms I launch at other people.

        Try it…. you might like it.

        • pedro says:

          I wasn’t replying to you, dumbbo. I was a reply to hyph3n.

          Yes, we all know your logic is as solid as your understanding of the commenting system.

          • bobbo, we think with words, and flower with ideas says:

            Hey Pedro–I was responding to you. So, I think I placed the comment where it is supposed to go??

            Besides…do you take personal ownership of everything you try to shit on? Post and Response, even a full blown dialectic, may look tit for tat, back and forth==but the wider context is a format involving the entirety of those who see it, whether they respond or not.

            When I respond to you, its not just YOU======its EVERY Donkey masturbating dull witted schmo who sees themselves in it. On either sides, outsides, or tangents thereto.

            See how that works?

          • pedro says:

            No, I don’t claim ownership of what I say. But my reply makes sense if it is to hyph3n’s comment, not yours.

            Which makes your reply the usual nonsense ans cheap false rationalization you always do.You don’t have to be that obvious…

            …and you should be a bit humble and accept your mistake.

          • Dum Dum says:

            Interesting how the BOOB keeps talking about facts but never really offers any. No links or even a hint of any sources to these “facts”. We’re supposed to just BELIEVE his rhetoric — TOO!

            Funny how someone so “anti theist” want’s people to BELIEVE his line of crap.

  12. steve says:

    Zombies we gotta lotta zombies-in D.C.

  13. The0ne says:

    Can’t wait for the war!

  14. bobbo, we think with words, and flower with ideas says:

    Quoting myself: “Dumb, blind, stupid prejudice is so easy to see in other people…………”

    and a fair response intially is “Why don’t you look in the mirror….”

    ////// and I did. I reviewed what I posted. What were my facts. Where did the facts go and so forth. Of course I could quibble here and there creating the same kind of frothy foam that my own reference to Santorum was meant to represent.

    Its like saying my post attracts like flies to shit. All analogies break at some point and you have to weights the pros and cons as to whether to use it or not. On balance, I would have used it too for its standard application.

    Do Big Brother and Pedro even have a shred of recognition of how negative my post was about North Korea or did that go over their heads completely because I made the analogy to the Santorum wing of the psycho repressed repubed party?

    And just how accurate was the tangent to the Pubic Party???? Not wholly undeserved. 47%, undeserving poor, blaming the increase of food stamp usage on the poor requiring it as being out of a job. How shit bag North Korea can you get?

    THINK……if even for a short time.

    • Dum Dum says:

      Care to tell us how YOU came to that 47-percent “fact”? Care to explain how your comments on someone like Paul Ryan or Rick Santorum is in any way some kind of a POSITIVE one or how those comments are even facts about North Korea?!

      You say, “Dumb, blind, stupid prejudice is so easy to see in other people…………” and yet can’t seem to find that MIRROR anywhere. So could it be that you already know what you’re going to see?!

      Get REAL!

  15. Dallas says:

    This is a Teapublican infomercial translated into Korean.

    …and what is this hot snow they speak of?

    • pedro says:

      I know what happened here. You were feeling cold and decided to have an “idea” to get that comfy warmth feeling inside.

      • Dallas says:

        I get the sense you’re not an older illegal alien Mexican but rather a mentally challenged 5th grade cross dressing girlish boy.

  16. fishguy says:

    “Ex-Republican candidate from Oregon” was the tip-off. Real funny none-the-less.

  17. Dum Dum says:

    It’s interesting how so many people see either right or left extreme similarities/values in a video like this. Maybe that’s because so many of the comments I read seem to come from people who don’t know how to (also) look up or down!

    Quite simply, there’s “correct” and then there’s “wrong”. I think we can all agree this video is NOT correct.

    (I won’t even try using homonym words like “right” since that seems to trigger some sort of bigoted response from people who seem to prefer being “wrong” over being “right” at any cost.)

  18. huwhd says:

    Some stupid copyright troll took town the video ^Anyone participating in an argument in a comment section is a complete tool.

  19. Grandpa says:

    Looks like somebody in America doesn’t want us to see this.

  20. Gwad his own self says:

    It was a hoax.

    And a funny one, too.