Executive Producer: Sir Anatoly Nechaev
Art By: Nick the Rat

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  1. orchidcup says:

    The problem with common sense is that it is not all that common.

  2. EstCstCrkPt says:

    My Bozo meter went off and I am completly finished with NA. Id rather donate to subgenius hour of slack, and buy some Obama douchebag bumper stickers.

    As for water filters and seeds, I think a water filter is better than hearing about Giant Voice System home kits, bozo filters, and Chat and Cuts. Alex Jones may have a lot of advertisements but the stuff he advertises are more important than karma shots and 69 dudes.

    NA is dead to me. good look Bozos.

    • FakeLabs marketing department says:

      Dude! Who Xor’d your bitcoin?

      I’ve been a long-time listener of AJ’s since discovering him on the morning of 911 while scanning the bands looking for Cooper. I’ve battled high-tension lines, blenders, television raster, uncooperative D-layer, and loud-ass cb’ers trying to catch a drifting listen to those landmark ads such as *Internet Switch* in the days before having the opportunity to be absorbed into the internets.

      Yes, the seed and water-filter ads are prudent but probably more so to direct thought and DIY pursuits in a meaningful direction. How many have gone on to epoxy some legs onto a standing column filled with activated charchoal and sand instead of paying the $300 for ‘Big Berky’? I’m sure Jones himself realizes that many of the products within his genra of ads are crap (Squatty-Potty, lol) but why turn away free funding?

      To me at least, NA’s light banter on subjects such as Giant Voice, or even the slightly more serious endeavor of Hams and the peoples’ internet are sure to get people thinking and off-handedly yeild some eminently in-disposable tools for our survival. Consider *earth-friendly Swords that Decompose*, for instance. Perhaps you could use IceSword to untangle those scrambled Btc.

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