1. Jullio gallo says:


  2. Adam says:

    “Went on vacation with my family, and all I got was this lousy photo-op.”

  3. IG says:

    I just don’t care.

  4. Richard Higdon says:

    Can’t wait to see what Rush says about this one.

  5. Airsick says:

    He’s running to get clear before the drone strike.

  6. Dallas says:

    Fox Breaking News ….Scandalous photo of gun toting Obama running away from what is clearly a white neighborhood

  7. BigAss says:

    Look Michelle, I just printed this on our new 3D printer!!! It squirts waters and bullets together!!

  8. WmDE says:

    Daddy, why do I have to always be Osama?

  9. mojo says:

    “This looks like an old photo.”

  10. ArchtMig says:

    So, after I read all your emails and listen to all your phone calls, I’m leading the special forces team that will come to your house and take you away. (Just practicing on my own kids right now.)

  11. Greg Allen says:

    “Man! Obama is way more normal than Bush ever was. “

  12. Pestilence says:

    The government is allowed to have guns but you can’t and I AM the government.

  13. Spengler says:

    Django unloaded

  14. Anonymous Coward says:

    The kids was promptly arrested for pointing a gun at the President, prosecuted, convicted and sentenced to life in solitary as a terrorist, assassin, and traitor to his race .

  15. Enemy_of_the_State says:

    the sins of my father

  16. I_Fart_Huckabees says:

    Hey look, a guy playing with his child.

  17. Chris Mac says:

    Prepping for the 2016 sprint to China.

  18. UncDon says:

    “That’s a salad-shooter, Mr President. You cannot kill those pesky members of the press with it.”

  19. Tim says:

    Dangit, Laura. Hold your sea-horses. I’ve only got 20 minutes left to work on my tan before daddy’s big Carlyle meeting. And another thing — when you bow and kiss the prince, try not to touch his dick this time.

  20. Tim says:

    But they don’t offer footwear or knock-off purses or even *I can’t believe I just made $9 in 20 minutes…*

    Uselessly innocuous, really. Therefore, someone is trying to activate the sleeper cells with that message.

  21. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    He looks like he’s having more fun than i am right now.

  22. Ya Ya says:

    “Obama Attempts ‘Super Soaker’ Tactic — Again!”

    “Obama Meets Foreign Dignitaries At Camp David — Your Tax Dollars At Work!”

    “Do As I Say, NOT As I Do!”

    “Hey! NO RUNNIN… Never Mind.”

  23. Accremonious says:

    North of the 49th Parallel, no one notices or cares! Can he skate, stick handle a puck?

  24. false flat says:

    The New Normal: Eighth-Grader Who Refused to Remove NRA Shirt Could Face Year in Prison

  25. Leif J. Acket says:

    Let’s pool all of our spying efforts…

  26. Glenn E. says:

    Obama reenacting a scene from White House Down.

  27. lissy chan says:

    Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.


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