1. I says:

    Biker chick, thirty years on…

  2. Wally says:

    Steven Tyler from Aerosmith.

  3. Big Uke says:

    Sarah Palin has really let herself go……

  4. Ward says:

    Steve’s grandma ?

  5. John E Quantum says:

    911: Hello, 911. What is your emergency?

    Steven Tyler: I think my wife filled her hand cream tube with Crazy Glue.

    911: Why is that an emergency?

    Steven Tyler: I think I just glued my hand to Mr. Johnson.

    911: (Muffled laughter). Are you saying that you glued your hand to your penis? Why are you calling 911 for that?

    Steven Tyler: My other hand is glued to my phone, there is midget porn playing on the TV, my wife will be home in ten minutes, there is 45 minutes to go on the DVD and I’m unable to operate the remote.

  6. MikeN says:

    bobbo just evicted me.

  7. Rob says:

    Only got a 1:51 on the Top Gear test track.

    Getting old…

  8. dadeo says:


  9. noname says:

    Grandma, is that you?

  10. WmDE says:

    Yes, I do have a hard tail.

  11. jrwaters says:

    “dude looks like a lady!”

  12. No says:


  13. pedro says:

    Harley Davidson Memorial Celebration. Ganny Davidson making the last arrangements by phone

  14. PinkHendo says:

    So… Like Liv says “oh yeah!?”, and i’m like…

  15. Wan Khairil says:

    Look into my crystal ball Liv Tyler, and you shall see your future self.

  16. webstershamm says:

    911- i,m calling to report a photographer taking my picture, in violation of the Steven Tyler law.” inacted in the state of hawaii.”

  17. pedro says:

    What? You want me back for American Idol?

  18. Judge Jewdy says:

    Still better looking than Nancy Grace.