The National Security Agency (NSA) and Santa Claus are teaming up this Christmas after striking a deal that both sides call a win/win deal. The NSA has been put in a bad light by Edward Snowden who has revealed extensive NSA spying on every aspect of American life. The NSA thinks that teaming up with Santa will help their public image.
Santa benefits as well. With the downturn in the economy and budget cuts Santa has had a hard time. So the NSA is going to help Santa know what everyone wants for Christmas based on the massive amount of data they have collected. The NSA made Santa a list and checked it twice. They let Santa know who’s been naughty and who’s been nice. They see when you’re sleeping, they know when you’re awake. They know if you’ve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake. The NSA has all the data that Santa needs to get his job done.
So you better watch out, you better not lie, you better not pout I’m telling you why. The NSA is coming to town!