This was in Milwaukee in December. What gets me are the morans standing in the road after getting out of their crashed cars while more cars are coming at them at full speed.

  1. kerpow says:

    “What gets me are the morans”


    • What? The moth is always drawn to the flame? says:

      You haven’t been here long enough to know that he is using a local Dvorakian dialect, which, in this village is perfectly acceptable English given the what he was expressing.

      That makes you the “moran”.

      That is why it takes a while for the villagers to accept you into their confrontational family.

      • kerpow says:

        it doesn’t make me a moran, it makes me ignorant. Big difference 😉

    • Captain Obvious says:

      Just Google the moran meme.

  2. ECA says:

    Iv told every employer I work for..
    I will NOT come into work the FIRST SNOW DAY..
    IDIOTS..abound on that day.

  3. McCullough says:


  4. LibertyLover says:

    And people want flying cars. Sheesh. They can’t handle two dimensions. I damned sure don’t want to see what they do with a third one.

  5. Dummy Up! says:

    What the f**k did you expect?!

    THEY’RE ALL “DRIVING” THEIR WARM LITTLE LIVING ROOMS — PLAYING “POLE POSITION”!!! Only difference is, they’re using a steering wheel and floor pedals instead of a JOYSTICK!

    What gets me is how no one wanted to back up to help warn the other oncoming lemmings to either merge left or SLOW DOWN! It’s not like ANY of them can LOOK AT WHAT’S IN FRONT OF THEM! That is, unless some authority figure is MAKING them look.

    They’re probably all government/big business peeons who have lost the ability to THINK. Not one of them can see what’s coming unless some other peeon (rat) wants to get ahead and ring that little food dispenser FIRST!

    What’s even more amazing is how that Walmart truck was able to stop way before any contact. Because whatever was drivning that truck was almost certainly NON HUMAN — and probably wasn’t even really employed by Walmart either.

    …And it’s not like anyone could get the f**k over to the side of the road or anything either! ON A HIGHWAY IN A SNOW STORM where ACCIDENT ALERTS were almost certainly in effect.

    I just gotta wonder: Does anyone know what to do in case like that? Does anyone actually listen to the talking heads on TV or the disembodied babbeling voices on the radio — or read their DMV booklets?!

    • Dummy Up! says:

      … I won’t even get into the glarring issue regarding laws – or even SIGNS – that say, “SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT” or “KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS”!

      No one – NOT EVEN THE COPS – care about bullshit LAWS like that!!!

      • Dummy Up! says:

        … It’s just oo political! Because Democrats CAN’T/WON’T “keep right” and Republican’s CAN’T/WON’T admit that they just might be a bit SLOW!!!

  6. bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist and junior culture critic says:

    I note the Big Trucks avoid the wreck and are not crashed into. The first is some combo of being “professional” and up high where they can see. The second is others can see them.

    Visibility looks pretty good. Yep, people think the posted speed limit is a minimum especially when you “can see” and everything is going so well………until it doesn’t.

    I think ECA has a good rule. I will avoid going out on the first day of rain for the same reason. People don’t handle the slick highways. They need time to adapt to the rain and for the streets to get cleaned of oil by the rain.

    It amazes me we people as a group drive as well as we do……..ha, ha…..I guess I don’t expect that much?

    • Tim says:

      “”I will avoid going out on the first day of rain for the same reason

      Especially with people dripping oil all summer at the intersections — it needs to rinse a little; If people need time to acclimatize to driving on an oil slick then they are already doing it wrongly.

  7. So What? says:

    What do you mean I can’t drive my normal 80 mph because of a little snow? I have a 4WD, front wheel drive, all wheel drive, anti-lock brakes, traction control, and cruise control. It’s just snow I can drive just like I do everyday, like a fucking moron.

  8. Ted says:

    Did a idiot convention just let out up the road? Everyone was driving slow, safe and prudent until a huge group of idiots came racing down the road.

  9. Glenn E. says:

    “What gets me are the morans standing in the road after getting out of their crashed cars while more cars are coming at them at full speed.”

    That’s because the US education elitists are so concerned that kids be taught Evolution over Creationism. That they plum forgot to teach them to get the hell out of harms way, in these situations. I think it’s time that some survival skills be taught, for living in the modern world. We’re not cavemen anymore. If we ever were. Not only do people need to learn to dodge oncoming traffic. But to stay off the ice, near shorelines. Because tides cause the ice to move. It’s not the same as pond ice. I’ll wager even early man knew this. But they didn’t have jerks running their education system, with elitist agendas.

  10. MikeN says:

    I don’t understand. Ten years ago climate scientist David Viner said that because of global warmign in ten years children won’t know what snow is.

    • bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist and junior culture critic says:

      I guess it really doesn’t matter Viner was talking about England and he never said that?

      Living in the Bubble.

      Silly Hooman.

  11. Kevin Roa says:

    Just a commercial for Wal-Mart. Nothing to see here.

  12. deowll says:

    One of the main reasons to stay off he road during bad weather is that most drivers won’t slow down and if you try to they’ll run over you.

  13. MARC! says:


    Sorry … just felt like posting a stupid comment. All of you guys are morons.



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