Alanna Petroff

Move over Sarah Palin. Get out of the way Fox News. The new moron is Alanna Petroff – of CNN Money – who is sounding the alarm. Old people are bad for the economy. Everyone should die young to protect investors. Watch out for the plague of super aged countries. She even has a map showing where these evil countries are and how it’s spreading!



  1. Bill says:

    Actually, that title probably belongs to you (feel free to substitute blogger for reporter), as the article you link to doesn’t say the least bit what you say it does. Way to troll!

    It’s true that as countries have aging populations, there won’t be enough young workers to support them with essential services. Being US-centric, I think of Social Security and Medicare.

    Moron.

    • Marc Perkel says:

      Click on the picture dumbass.

      • LCP says:

        Thankfully, it seems like Alana Petroff is just reporting on an article penned by Elena Duggar and Madhavi Bokil on Moody’s.

        Regarding Alana Petroff as a moron for letting people know what someone else has done/said?

        On any day, that would make Mr. Perkel her accomplice.

        Lest I’m missing something, I fail to feel outrage about that article.

        Last sentence added just to complete descriptive acronym.

    • NewFormatSux says:

      No he got it right. The article doesn’t say what you claim. ‘People should die young’ It’s that not enough young are born.

      • pedro says:

        Leave it to liberuls to reach to the wrong conclusion on any subject. This is a worldwide problem that is not affecting corps, btw. It affects countries.

        It’s the end of the social security ponzi scheme and these idiot liberals are literally killing the messenger

    • Go F* Yourself! (Your mind is in the gutter already if you didn't say "FUN"!) says:

      Without ANY investigation, (you know, the stuff reporters are PAID to do?) we still don’t know what the numbers of any younger workers are (aka [also known as] “taxpayers”). I suppose someone might like to ask some bureau of bullshit facts somewhere. Perhaps somewhere like the bureau of labor statistics, the internal revenue service, or even a Congressional office, but this idiot (Petroff) didn’t even LOOK!

      The “problem” in this idiot’s (Petroff) story seems to be one of PROPORTION! And proportion is indeed a mathematical concept I mistakenly assumed someone like a PROFESSIONAL MONEY REPORTER (who I also would have assumed took some MATH COURSES somewhere) might already KNOW. But you can be sure, I won’t make that mistake again. At least with CNN I won’t.

      Personally, I want to know who the EDITOR this idiot Petroff works for and why that person allowed Ms. Petroff to even file this load of crap. It’s a real life embodiment story of “the sky is falling” kind of crap since it’s so clearly one sided. Not only should Ms. Petroff be fired for this PROPAGANDA but her editor should be kicked out too.

      (Psssst! It’s called “critical thinking” in case you youngsters aren’t being taught that skill either.)

      • Tim says:

        Sometimes, I think bobbo is ignoring me because he thinks nothing is wrong with Mr. Diesel. Is it because of GMO dandelions?

      • subversivetruthmedia DIT 911_was _ an _ inside _ job says:

        “”you know, the stuff reporters are PAID to do?

        You know — the difference between reporters and journalists?? <–{emphisis added by me}

        • Tesla Motors says:

          … the difference between Elon and inventors…

        • Fox 4 says:

          …Between atmospheric physisists and that live-at-five guy with the umbrella nobody else can see telling you about heavier than usual dew twenty years hence??

          • Fox 4 legal says:

            we’re most dreadfully embarrased. Of course, we meant ‘our’ climatologist/weather spokeshole — We’re sorry, Ted, but that invisible kid should not have been playing out in the rain

            – damn conscience…

            What we meant to say is that a tropical storm is brewing and a militarized police state needs to tell 4-tits’ friend to not play in the rain.

  2. tdkyo says:

    Not sure why you are so focused on the messenger when (if you have beef with the thesis of the article) you could have criticized the original report’s authors themselves. All I see in the CNN article is just a summary of the press release that summarizes the full report. I do agree that CNN Money is just…lol financial news analysis from them?

    Press Release that summarizes the report:
    https://moodys.com/research/Moodys-Aging-will-reduce-economic-growth-worldwide-in-the-next–PR_305951
    Link to original report (Paywall/subscription required):
    https://moodys.com/newsandevents/topics/pensions-and-healthcare—credit-challenges-in-an-aging-world/-/007027/-/-/-1/0/-/0/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/en/global/pdf/-/rra

    • pedro says:

      That what liberuls do, focus on the wrong issue and the wrong answer

      • Go F* Yourself! (Your mind is in the gutter already if you didn't say "FUN"!) says:

        +1

        … They even vote for the wrong “solution” too!

        (You might even say this is classic liberal thinking when they WASTE money and then suddenly wake up and realize that they shouldn’t have wasted it. But that’s a concept I’m sure is way too complicated for a group of people who think money grows on trees.)

    • Tim says:

      ^^ I think this. She’s very pretty, after all. She did good research on the issue of aging populations by region — even noting the data was not availible for much of Africa {I can’t see anybody there either}. Others will cite it for whatever.

      Besides, she likes Pork ‘n’ Seaweed donuts.

  3. CNN says:

    Finally! Something we can use… It’s $17 a segment and, for a little extra, we’ll let you smoke this spliff and drive through the front window ok??

    See you tuesday, xo xo xo. ;)

    {stupid git

    • Tim says:

      You know, CNN — That would have been funny if you were talking about Perkle.

      it’s why the dinosuar media arrests people for drawing about shooting them…

  4. If Marc were as smart as Sarah Palin, or watched FOX News, he would have seen this coming says:

    The death panels that ARE in Obama Care, will take care of the problem.

    Its a consequence of killing off unborn children, that the ratio of old to young is skewed. But you won’t hear stopping abortion offered as a fix, rather they refuse health care to more and more seniors, so more die.

    As Obama said during the campaign, give Grandma a pill.

    Those of you dependent upon Government will be the first to go.

    And given the rational for abortion applies double to the elderly, most of you will be reaping what you have sown.

    That’s just. Fair, the right thing to happen.

  5. bobbo, we think with words, and flower with Ideas says:

    1. How is she stupid?

    2. What is she saying that is untrue?

    3. I didn’t see anything that suggested people should die young to protect the economy. In fact, that is FUCKED UP as its the old that should die==not the young. Stupid.

    4. Having maps to visual present data is a good technique.

    I take it the Church of Reality denies the Heresy of Macro Economics?

    Marc===where are all your good buds? Am I missing any National Holidays? ((I hate it when I work thru the day thinking everyone else is sick……..))

    • If Marc were as smart as Sarah Palin, or watched FOX News, he would have seen this coming says:

      Irrational. Reality is, Big Government problems are first innocently mentioned, then discussed, then BIG Government solutions are proposed, after all have accepted there is a problem.

      The only Big Government solution to too many old people, is forced “retirement”.

      The left is never about creating more wealth that can support the need, its about redistribution of what exists.

      The only merciful way to redistribute wealth to the young, is to off the old.

      You and Marc should prepare your final words, for your Obituary.

      • If Marc were as smart as Sarah Palin, or watched FOX News, he would have seen this coming says:

        Now that Obama’s policies have resulted in greatest and best funded Terrorist State in Iraq and Syria, and they have threatened Chicago, perhaps the elderly will be moved there.

        The city was devastated by liberal policies decades ago, so the benefit to Democrats will be enormous. No one will remember what a basket case Chicago was, because of liberal policies, once its a smoldering crater.

    • NewFormatSux says:

      While you’re right and Perkel is wrong, you misunderstood what he said, causing your own stupidity where you label him stupid.

      • bobbo, fighting w my browser right now, only Opera works...How is that? says:

        NFS–seriously…how can I be “right” and not understand what Marc is saying?

        IOW–what do you think Marc is saying that I don’t understand?

        Just curious, as you must be thinking of “something?”

        • NewFormatSux says:

          Yup. It’s called reading comprehension. I’ve already told you the answer. Now THINK. Just look.

      • Obama would go quietly into the night if UFOs attacked on Independence Day , to patry says:

        You’re right, the New Format Sucks, Bobbo thought you replied to him.

        But there is a difference in stupidity, and getting something wrong, and it seems you have illustrated it aptly.

        I used his own smear, against him, not to call him stupid, he is not. But his ad hominem ruins his arguments, to the critical.

        • Merriam says:

          you kind of slaughter launguage with words…

          • No fact or witness will prevent Holder from blaming the white man says:

            Folks kind of follow you, out of morbid curiosity.

          • Merriam says:

            Do not follow, for I may not lead…

            And stop trying to speak with words.

        • Obama & ISIS are in the same fart sack, they're on top: You don't really believe this all sort of happened while he golfed, do you? says:

          Why, paused for station identification?

          • Merriam says:

            …It’s not that Marc is defined as ‘wrong’ , per se… The etymology of this dichotomy dictates that … I’ve responded in the wrong place again…

          • brought to you by... {just what is a pineal gland?} and the Ad Council says:

            for your teeth

            I believe this is all for the good of the people https://youtube.com/watch?v=rPGZHQHsjD0 ; well, i do.

    • Go F* Yourself! (Your mind is in the gutter already if you didn't say "FUN"!) says:

      She’s an IDIOT for presenting ONE SIDED FACTS and then drawing conclusions from HER OWN SHIT!!!

      Can I make it any more simple for you?

      If you want a SLIGHTLY more in-depth analysis, you might want to apply some critical thinking here and possibly look at population PROPORTIONS! But don’t go hurting yourself or anything. It’s pretty clear you don’t have enough trained (educated) functioning gray matter.

      • bobbo, everything I know, I learned watching the Discovery Channel says:

        Go F* Yourself! (Your mind is in the gutter already if you didn’t say “FUN”!) says:
        8/23/2014 at 10:21 am

        She’s an IDIOT for presenting ONE SIDED FACTS and then drawing conclusions from HER OWN SHIT!!! //// Sounds like what I recall from a quick watch==that she simply reported what her source said? Just the facts, no analysis. Thats what most people say they want? At least you gave a reason why she might be stupid, your comment simply doesn’t address that issue though.

        Can I make it any more simple for you? // No, its quite appropriate.

        If you want a SLIGHTLY more in-depth analysis, you might want to apply some critical thinking here and possibly look at population PROPORTIONS! /// Ha, ha==how is that not exactly what is being reported on? Too many old, not enough young? Thats proportions isn’t it?

        But don’t go hurting yourself or anything. It’s pretty clear you don’t have enough trained (educated) functioning gray matter. /// You have not established that.

        1. How is she stupid? /// Not addressed.

        2. What is she saying that is untrue? // Not addressed.

        Try again.

        Be Honest. Be direct. Do Better.

  6. Francis says:

    I’ shut my NewYu, plastic yap, if I were her — She’s a red-six as sure as i really did loose that left nut to circuit-spawned brown recluse.

    ………………………………………………Ohh, fucking lighten up, Logan…

    • Tim says:

      ^^ sounds plagarized… I believe the original was “…fuck me

      ^^ RUNNING… Logan.” ; Can anyone else go sanctuary themselves??

      – {fuck. me. running.

  7. bobbo, we think with words, and flower with Ideas says:

    Shit for Brains Alfie says:
    8/22/2014 at 9:32 am

    The death panels that ARE in Obama Care, /// You Lie!

    will take care of the problem. /// I wish, but with as many blivets such as yourself around, that ain’t gonna happen (rationing of healthcare on any objective set of criteria)

    Its a consequence of killing off unborn children, that the ratio of old to young is skewed. /// No, its more the living into advanced age cohort, although it is a affected by both factors, so I can’t fault your stupidity too harshly.

    But you won’t hear stopping abortion offered as a fix, /// Because that has its own set of additional problems.

    rather they refuse health care to more and more seniors, so more die. /// and yet Obama Care is providing coverage to 20 Million who didn’t have it before. Just the opposite of your position.

    As Obama said during the campaign, give Grandma a pill. /// Link.

    Those of you dependent upon Government will be the first to go. /// Hows that? Got any dots?

    And given the rational for abortion applies double to the elderly, /// You mean the elderly’s mothers don’t want to go to full term? You aren’t making any sense at all. FOR GRINS: connect the driving force for abortions with whatever it is you fantasize applies double to the elderly? What is it? A bigger pile of shit brains?

    most of you will be reaping what you have sown. /// How? We are going to be aborted, or something will be doubly applied to us?

    That’s just. Fair, the right thing to happen. /// What a dolt.

    • If Marc were as smart as Sarah Palin, or watched FOX News, he would have seen this coming says:

      The death panels that ARE in Obama Care, /// You Lie!

      http://inquisitr.com/898172/sarah-palin-death-panels-confirmed-by-howard-dean/

      http://realclearpolitics.com/video/2013/11/25/mark_halperin_obamacare_contains_death_panels.html

      Open wide for that pill.

      Perhaps on the way down, the faces of the aborted will appear to you, as the last thing you see, before descending into the fire.

      • If Marc were as smart as Sarah Palin, or watched FOX News, he would have seen this coming says:

        The justice of that is sublime, the very children you demanded women be allowed to abort, who otherwise would have grown the economy and taken care of you in your old age, now haunt your descent into hell!

        Couldn’t happen to a more deserving generation.

        • If Marc were as smart as Sarah Palin, or watched FOX News, he would have seen this coming says:

          And the great Democrat plan to fix the problem by flooding the country with illegals, won’t work.

          The children of La Rasa are as likely to support you in retirement, as your aborted children.

      • Tim says:

        To be fair, you guys like the better show of if that *last thing* is a coat hanger…

      • Grey Bird says:

        So you’re saying that a group created to perform a function that Medicare, Medicaid, and… _every_insurance_company_in_America_ has a group to perform is a death panel? Every insurance panel has a part of it that has the function to decide what different procedures should cost and then “negotiates” with Drs. and hospitals to get to that number. To my knowledge on the the HMOs actually did a death panel thing where they actually refused care that was covered in their policies a set number of times before finally approving it. Their bean counters figured out that if they refuse an expensive life-saving procedure x times, then y% of their customers would either give up and/or die which saved them money. This body created by the law is designed to prevent hospitals from charging using their “master charge list” which currently only the uninsured get screwed with.

        • Tim says:

          I find the most direct route is just to call the emergency referral and tell them a swarm of piygmy wasps just stang you {for a hydroxyzine refill}

          Or just tell them you’ve “got a good little doggie” for the really good, end-of-life stuff…

  8. PresterJohn says:

    “Old people are bad for the economy.”
    —————-

    Are these the same old people, (boomers), that helped grow the post WWII economy in the first place? – Of course they are and demographics are hardly new observations. However, due to the financialisation of the economy and the subsequent future demand consumption we are now supposed to be surprised that the economy is going to shrink in a few years.

    Hardly new at all, after all, how many consumer durables are you going to neeed after the kids have left home?

    MSM is a waste of time….

    • Tim says:

      …New here, huu? You might wish to consider prefacing your posts with “any cnance you guys being nice to me?” for just the first few.. especially the bot, he’s a tough nut to crack…

    • the right side of history says:

      you mean grow the prison-insurance-industrial complex??

      Old people suck.

  9. pedro says:

    Knee jerk much?

  10. bobbo, we think with words, and flower with Ideas says:

    Alfie not knowing the difference between shit and shinola says:
    8/22/2014 at 10:42 am

    The death panels that ARE in Obama Care, /// You Lie!

    http://inquisitr.com/898172/sarah-palin-death-panels-confirmed-by-howard-dean/ ===This link explains that “However, rate setting — the essential mechanism of the IPAB — has a 40-year track record of failure… ” MEANING: Obama isn’t doing anything new.

    Alfie==these are the same death panels that are causing too many old people to be around. You see==when you lie about EVERYTHING==your lies conflict with one another. If you weren’t a dumb ass ditto head you’d pick a “single theme” and make sure your lies all lined up. But you are too stupid to do that.

    http://realclearpolitics.com/video/2013/11/25/mark_halperin_obamacare_contains_death_panels.html /// same dumb ass labeling issue as first linked to.

    Open wide for that pill. /// What pill?

    Perhaps on the way down, the faces of the aborted will appear to you, as the last thing you see, before descending into the fire. /// Meaning the aborted are not in Hell? Your God has overlooked a few million souls he could be torturing for no good reason. Faces? Ha, ha. Yes, I suppose a few. Do aborted fetuses have anything to say, or are they more like you?

    • the VA says:

      we like to tie people down for a few days and let fruit flies ‘accidentally’ lay eggs up inside their brain… We call it *maggoting* and it is much more humane than a militarized police force saying “we think you downloaded The Expendables III and we’re here to help you understand why you need to tell us about your neighbor”…

    • If Marc were as smart as Sarah Palin, or watched FOX News, he would have seen this coming says:

      has a 40-year track record of failure… ” MEANING: Obama isn’t doing anything new.

      So denying funding, resulting in death, isn’t a “death panel” as some have been doing it for 40 years, and so its not new.

      Sarah didn’t claim it was new, in fact everything she said is premised upon “we seen Gov. Rationed healthcare before, and it kills.”

      It certainly comforts me our loving and caring President, has materially impacted the health care you will receive, as you continue to sponge on the young clinging to your worthless and parasitical life:

      http://rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2014/08/21/drive_bys_discover_obama_s_coldness

      Perhaps the last words you wills utter, as your soul no longer finds the crust of the earth supporting it against the downward pull of gravity, into the fire below…

      ?I thought he cared!”

      • If Marc were as smart as Sarah Palin, or watched FOX News, he would have seen this coming says:

        PATTI ANN BROWNE: President Obama condemned Islamic terrorists for the execution of their son — and then, it was back to golf.

        DON LEMON: By most people’s account, by anyone who is rational, the White House seems to be tone deaf. A journalist was beheaded!

        RICK KLEIN: To see him giving these serious speeches and addressing serious matters and then immediately return to vacation is jarring.

        GREG GUTFELD: Cold and calculated.

        PETE HEGSETH: He literally went straight from the podium to the first tee, and I just can’t relate to that indifference.

        JOE SCARBOROUGH: Wow. He’s a cold son-of-a-bitch.

      • NewFormatSux says:

        Bobbo fails at reading comprehension. Plus he supports death panels, just as he supports ObamaCare failures that he claims doesn’t exist.

        • Some tell Obama about Chicago's great golf courses and Bachelor Parties!! says:

          Obamacare sucks, I pay 516 per month, and thought I use it a little, ran up a bill of 7,000, Obama care pays only 5400 of it. My copays are 50 most of the time, 30 others.

          Prior to it, I didn’t spend 500 a year on health care, my entire life.

          • Someone Please tell Obama about Chicago's great golf courses and Bachelor Parties and its a great for a second work area!!!! says:

            Hopefully it will be overturned.

          • pedro says:

            You wanted the European illusion of healthcare? You got it! Thank Obomba and his mindless liberul drones.

          • SIRI says:

            try taking the Six, out of Omaha…

    • Tim says:

      hmm.m.mm.mmm.hummm You know how when you have the chess game absosutely Uber destroyed your opponent — And then your mouse slips……

      “”Meaning the aborted are not in Hell? Your God has overlooked a few million souls he could be torturing for no good reason

      From a humanistic standpoint, it may be argued that *just* for the many v. few would be for the millions and millions of unborn INNOCENT to be created and go on to advanced repetative madrigal heaping of praises for ever and ever ah-men.

      The lawyers still fry and pop but they are now the few and far between…

      • a still, small voice system says:

        ^^ ohh, changed the sample size of the judgement curve.. did I??

        ^^ Stacked the deck, if thou wilst??

        ^^ Well, if Einstein couldn’t tell me what to do with My dice

        ^^ , then atheismisists arent’ gonna tell me thus with My cards.

        ^^ PARTY ON, SAN DIMAS !!

        – {gits

        ^^ Hast thou studified thy orbit, lately??

  11. ECA says:

    Something to contemplate..
    1.Social sec was setup for retirement when the CHANCE of getting to Old age was <40%
    2.There is this funny economics that believes that Taxes and Costs should make people Struggle to make ends meet..
    3.We have installed, so many laws to protect idiots from themselves, that Corps can be Sued over, that we dont kill off 2/3 of the idiots before retirement.
    4,. our health care is advanced enough that we can almost resurrect the Dead..but at a cost that would Indebted most kings..

    The Life style of 1/2 the people in the USA is at the point of being SLAVE LABOR. forget CHINA and Jails forcing labor.. in the USA, we indebit you and FORCE you to make ends meet, most of your life..
    We make it so 1 person cant Bring home enough money for a family, let alone afford a HOME big enough for a family..then SCREAM that there are not enough JOBS..

    • ECA says:

      PS,
      how many places could a person RETIRE and make themselves Self-sufficient??
      WHO can afford to retire on min wage MOSt of their lives?

    • Tim says:

      I see the vitamine E has healed your keyboard… The only biblically-accepted protocol for healing the keyboard is prayer and herbs…

      Anyways, *old people* and fucktarded tools kill way more people than drunks on the road each year.. Just…. look.

      • Sears says:

        Hey!! We put a sticker on that… “Not For Hiway Use”…. Spend alot of time on hold with customer support, do we??

        Just…. Look.

        God, our sponsorship of CNN helped make the public stupid.

        • Tim says:

          Your sticker was brown and red on a yellow background. I’m color blind. Way to go, Sears — Maybe my lawyers can pull a new grandmaw out your ass in statutory??

    • pedro says:

      Since you brought china up, here’s a fun fact: not even in china does government health care works. You need a second, private insurance to be able to get any medical expense covered.

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  13. Go F* Yourself! (Your mind is in the gutter already if you didn't say "FUN"!) says:

    WOW! What a bunch of IDIOTS we have here here TOO!

    Not everyone. But it does tend to show the degradation of modern society when critical thinking isn’t a skill.

    PEOPLE! Just consider PROPORTION of young to old in this story. Did you see any mention of it? HELLLOOOO????!!!!

    Now, would you maybe care to look at who has ALREADY PAID for these old people to retire? In America, just consider “Social Security” which is MANDATORY on every citizen who works. You might even like to look at the actual law while you’re at it too. I’m sure there are similar systems in other countries. However, most of you liberal’s keep voting for more socialists like Al Gore and Barack Obama WHO CONTINUE TO SQUANDER RETIREMENT FUNDS! It also happens when you look at “too big to fail” big business too! And you don’t think THAT’S a problem?! I won’t even go into how no one has ever been prosecuted nor how prosecution has been totally left up to the Obama administration. Did you SEE Ms. Petroff mention any of this? Of course not! It’s PROPAGANDA, pure and simple.

    … As if your bigoted racist brain didn’t somehow give you a clue when some RUSSIAN want’s to report on CAPITALISM!

    • Tim says:

      If I were to point an M4 at you and demand — “”show me your tits”” then would Parisians also instantly know how to size you in some new of the most comfortable shoes I have ever seen??

    • Obama is so very happy, the entire world has turned to shit, but see him smile on the cart! says:

      Social Security is a ponzi scheme, and it will go bankrupt because Democrats took what was in the lock box, and gave it to illegals and special interests like welfare, tax loopholes, enviornuts, bogus green tech…the list is endless.

      I’m sure you are pleased, they are your mentors.

    • Twitter { the one with the little blue spybirds} says:

      “””I believe these are reporters http://celtic-weddingrings.com/images/recorder.jpg ; Can anyone else confirm?

      – Mr. Yourself @bob_nunyabuisness_marley420xxxx

      • twitterforums says:

        uberuser17 says:

        Guys! the official twitter response is released —

        …We are experiencing difficulty with Bob, again.
        …Please just backspace out the ‘WWW’, for now.
        …The backspace character will not be counted against your quota.

        They are soo much more responsive than UBI… good support!!

        • uberuser17 - Mr. Yourself @bob_nunyabuisness_marley140 XoX says:

          @.
          @…
          @….
          @………….
          @………………………………………….
          @………………………………………………………………………………………………….

          …ohh, how mature. I’m a different Bob, assholes.

          i think these are assholes — http://listverse.com/2008/09/21/top-10-amazing-holes-in-the-earth/ ; can this whole damn forum go wine and flame on reddit or something?

  14. botbait 8088 says:

    somewhere in some grayed out part of the world something really fucked up happened —

    http://af.reuters.com/article/topNews/idAFKBN0GO04B20140824

    “”… hiding in the closet, I have found the ebola victim….

    – a dangling VP-40 budding participle…

    — {.. injects self with colloidal silver…}

    • bobbo, everything I know, I learned watching the Discovery Channel says:

      This is exactly what the law should be. You do know what an infectious disease is right?

      Other very close and conflated issues to be evaluated separately all to the point:

      YOU DON’T HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE A FESTERING PUS BAG OF DISEASE AND HIDE.

      ………….afterall, thats what politics is all about.

      • chikungunya dengue encephalitis assosiation of rocky mt spotted itch says:

        “”YOU DON’T HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE A FESTERING PUS BAG OF DISEASE AND HIDE.

        ‘Right’ is so ‘privelage’ these days. Don’t ya think? How about an innate compulsion to self preservation?? Maybe you have the right to count to ten before coming to find me but i damn sure have the drive to get down inside the stack of tires and smear camouflaggablising mosquito larvae all over my tounge and tits…

      • Tim says:

        I’ve had this lifelong hatred of hotel policies to want to come in and change your bed sheets {plant dead hookers?} every dang day — especially when staying for extended periods of time;

        If I didn’t get a disease off it the first night, and i’m the only one sleeping there then why do I want to risk it just for that pube, free *clean* smell of potential contact with viral hepatitis again and again.

        Same with the hospital — new baby?? let me go room to room with this cleaning cart spraying baby-clean-smell Lysol… I just got back from six — the terminal ward…

        ——————————

        Anyways, do you want to be the type to go intruding house to house: touching things, smelling things. 99.9% weren’t hiding leaky fresh blood-bags in the cubbard. But they are now. Because, even though you finally got you a zombie, you can’t remember just how far back you may have missed a few clues and now you’ve got one hell of a headache…

    • meanwhile, back at the CDC says:

      …Say, Betty — Does anyone know about 2001 – Vollum -1B ?? I found it pushed way back in ‘that’ part of the fridge… Looks pretty floccated, I’m not six sigma it’s still ‘wholesome’. hehe.

      …That would be the Ames Strain, deary — HA! Those slapstick Odd Man crew with the self destruct keys like playing games with relabeling messhalls’ MREs. They’re probably just powdered eggs… Smell it.

      …but i did stay at a holiday in express last night
      https://youtube.com/watch?v=fxkT35zqrA4

  15. bobbo, everything I know, I learned watching the Discovery Channel says:

    Totally unrelated….. I felt the earthquake this morning. Honest to Hippocrates…I wondered if I was having a stroke or if someone was shaking my home. So very light here 80 miles away from the epicenter. Why did the vibration seem centered in my brain???

    ……………OMG==ha, ha: the DEFECT of personal experience: maybe it was both?

    And that is what science is all about. Separating my own BS from what is REAL.

    Know what I mean?

    • Tim says:

      The interior highdef video of the woman upstairs and girl running up is very telling…

      I’m looking at it thinking how nice that image was stabilized or there were no differental accellerations throughout the house leading me to believe that it was a very very long wavelength event or/and the motion was uniformly up — down…

      Then you can see it. It’s either a mirror or a reflection off one of those fireplace inserts… it looks like a painting and the sudden displacement is exactly up/down … looks to be about 12 inches but that may be optical lever effect.

      at 3 min in {i got the smart pig geico ad… they so know me now}
      https://youtube.com/watch?v=fxkT35zqrA4

    • pedro says:

      boobo babbled: ” Separating my own BS from what is REAL.”

      Something you still have no clue how to do

      • twitter {we don't work in syria anymore} says:

        “”I believe this a good way for me to larn engrish castro would beat me when i used adjectives http://rosettastone.com/learn-english ; does anybody else know how to get a drownded puppy to stop jerking around??

        -pedro @voteforpedro

        • pedro says:

          People speaks English in cuba…?

          Anyway, Fido knows, you should ask him.

          Btw, you should limit yourself to 160 characters or less

          • bobbo, everything I know, I learned watching the Discovery Channel says:

            Perdro? You don’t see the humor/sarcasm of Four Tits saying your English is defective because you learned it in Cuba?

            …….Humor in a second language can be quite tricky, so I could give you a pass, but when that is the case, you don’t go to a forum and contest people regarding their communication skills.

            Its a poor bet.

          • pedro says:

            With your analytical skills most likely it is you who didn’t understand the joke properly.

          • bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist and junior culture critic says:

            Pedro….I keep telling you to stick to the issues and stop getting your silk panties filled with sand. You just dont have the English skills. Good for everyday intercourse, but you’re just getting f*cked here.

            ……do you know what using “most likely” means in the rebuke you posted?

            And the answer is: No, you don’t. If you knew english idioms more insightfully, you would not have used that probability statement. You should have either accepted the learning opportunity or gone full bore asshole…..just ask Post Menstrual. He’s bleeding all over the place trying to back you up.

            Heh, heh. Poor Pedro.

          • norman {not really} says:

            me tank crew in Doublin, I filled my mums trunks with little sand scoop…

            me transliterate dad whipped me backside but i just smile and hug disaster.

          • pedro says:

            I think you should also give Elon a son, dumbbo

          • Tim says:

            While funny, you’re still doing it wrongly, pedro.

          • Tim says:

            “”I think you should also give Elon a son

            You see? you should have saved that one for Burning Man.

            I mean, I don’t know what I mean save to say your comment is not going to get anybody to pull an Abrim-a-la-Joseph.

            i’ve been sneaking through repackaging old light bulbs for years now — and you make me ashamed.

  16. bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist and junior culture critic says:

    Four Tits the chikungunya dengue encephalitis advocate says:
    8/24/2014 at 2:34 pm

    “”YOU DON’T HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE A FESTERING PUS BAG OF DISEASE AND HIDE.

    ‘Right’ is so ‘privelage’ these days. Don’t ya think? How about an innate compulsion to self preservation?? //// Ha. Ha. The evils of conflation. A drive does not create a right, two different things. Of course, the Venn Diagram for any two issues will show some overlap, but when thereis more separation than overlap, this kind of confusion is only warranted when sleeping in clean hotel bed sheets in Cuba.

    How often do we actually make decisions regarding “A” because we totally evaluated using criteria that only apply to “B”?

    I do wonder …… at it all.

    • Tim says:

      “”How often do we actually make decisions regarding “A” because we totally evaluated using criteria that only apply to “B”?

      Physisist, engineers, and parking attendants do it all the time… math is hard.

  17. Khmer Rouge says:

    I think God blazed.. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kzgEeUf3idY/SK7lYM8-5mI/AAAAAAAAADQ/R_r45AftIG0/s400/platypus_twins.jpg ; if he didn’t chuckle after The Big Posting of this one then he’s Cuban.

  18. bobbo, when you have no interest in history and everything is new to you, you will more than others start renaming 1000 year old icons of the Culture thereby losing any grounding in your own history, culture, =sanity= leading unltimately to calling scienc says:

    Nice YouTube here on why Science beats Religion and how one can be thought of as the other===coming from a science viewpoint as opposed to a religious one.

    Good to be reminded of some of the basics in such clear declarative sentences: “empiricism” I had forgotten that nice little word.

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=jvwvDvNTR5w

  19. deowll says:

    I’ve only been aware of this for about 30 yrs or so. One reason I’m not as concerned about young workers moving to US as many is we need them to pay SS.

  20. observer says:

    Whoa–now that’s a face that only a blowjob could love.

  21. rob the idiot says:

    “SOILENT GREEN”

  22. Tim says:

    Have you ever seen those youtube videos where people inject the shaft of their otherwise incapable penis with mustard??

    It’s only that you’re *like* that…