Not to be outdone on the woman VP thing Trump will announce Ann Coulter as VP. Cruz has picked Carly Fiorina. And just like McCain/Palin this is another winning ticket. And unlike Carly, she promises not to sing at the announcement. Bernie might pick Warren, and Hillary is going to pick Rachel Maddow, not just a woman, but a lesbian woman.

You might ask, how do I know this? Just like any other Republican, I just made it up because it sounds true.

  1. Hmeyers says:

    Come on. That isn’t even good humor.

    • Hmeyers says:

      And what the hell is Ted Cruz doing picking a running mate.

      Senators don’t need a running mate.

      People who finish in 3rd place with great frequency don’t have much of an argument.

      He got 11% of the vote in Delaware on Tuesday and similar numbers in many of the other states.

      What’s the Ted Cruz argument? Especially since it looks like Trump will get 1237 anyway.

    • NewFormatSux says:

      Why would Trump pick a VP? Marc Perkel assured us that only an idiot doesn’t think Trump will be out of the race by January(2016).

  2. Hmeyers says:

    I think Hillary ought to pick someone who got indicted but the conviction got overturned by an appeals court judge.

    What is OJ Simpson doing these days? Is he available?

  3. Ah_Yea says:

    Trump would never pick Coulter for a running mate.

    He want a woman for his running mate!

    • Ah_Yea says:

      I could see Hillary picking Maddow.

      Two birds, one stone. Hillary gets both A VP and First Lady at the same time! (Soon as that D-Bag Bill kicks the bucket -Hillary death watch anyone??).

    • Marc Perkel says:

      But Coulter is his female twin. She’s #1 female asshole on the planet.

  4. NewFormatSux says:

    Hillary already has a lesbian on the ticket,

  5. Hmeyers says:

    I can’t help but think what is in Bernie’s head right now.

    He’s old enough that if he gets out, he gives up the spotlight forever.

    And he ran rather closely and maybe a few things here or a few things differently there could have made a difference.

    And that maybe Hillary could still implode or get indicted or her goiter act up (if those silly rumors are true), both seem like long shots.

    He might be able to get the nomination still … he could declare that he will do a 3rd party run and see if Hillary has a heart attack or has a stroke and then after a week say “just kidding”.

    Trump/Sanders 2016!!

    • NewFormatSux says:

      You being delusional. Sanders never wanted to win. He is like the guy in The West Wing that they were scared would run against them in the primary, but it was a decoy, and he just wanted to give a speech.

      Even now, Sanders has a small chance to win. He would have to get his army and threaten to defeat superdelegates in primaries if they don’t support him. Lt governor, state legislator, whatever.

  6. Can you top this says:

    VP wanted: Preferred candidate will be a black lesbian dwarf atheist amputee who has twice aborted for reasons of convenience. Ability to speak fluent native American is a plus.

  7. LibertyLover says:

    You might ask, how do I know this? Just like any other Republican, I just made it up because it sounds true.

    Let me fix this:

    You might ask, how do I know this? Just like any other politician, I just made it up because it sounds true.

    There, all better.

  8. Mr Diesel - Trump or Cruz is Fine with Me says:

    I wonder what Hillary and Humma talk about between the sheets?

    Doing Ann in a three-way?

  9. Mnte Montanna says:

    Oh dear God..NO!!

  10. NewFormatSux says:

    A Coulter-Fiorina debate would be entertaining.

  11. NewFormatSux says:

    Trump doesn’t get to pick his own VP.

  12. Hey Now says:

    That’s the ticket.

  13. jpfitz says:

    Not Funny.


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