Some dude behind Biden has the Nuclear Code…Everybody RUN!

  1. Lou Weezy says:

    Never go Full Retard.

    • Mr Diesel - says:

      As was pointed out to me in another blog we are not allowed to use the word retard anymore.

      Much like everything else of my youth, there goes something else I can’t do because it might offend some asshole, which, by the way, I’m still allowed to use. Thank goodness.

      • Hmeyers says:

        I disagree.

        With modern medicine, there aren’t really any retards born any longer.

        All those pregnancies are terminated by the mother.

        Examples like Sarah Palin keeping the child she knew was going to be mentally disabled is extremely rare.

        There really aren’t any retards being made these days.

        No one to offend. Can’t offend non-existent group.

        • jpfitz says:

          Agreed, retard is not used to describe a slow witted person much, we have more that are low IQ labeled. Typing retard into my smart phone seems to be ignored by the suggestion and spelling software.

          Try typing retard. It’s a word used in science and technology. Back in the day we’d retard or advance timing for performance on engines.

      • Phydeau says:

        Unfortunately, Mr. Diesel, there are lots of people out there who sound like you, who complain about not being able to use certain words any more, because people get offended 🙄 🙄 🙄 people are such wimps nowadays! But in their case, the words they’re thinking about are “nigger” “spic” “chink” “bitch” “slut” “whore” and the list goes on. People get so offended when they use those words, what’s with that? 🙄 🙄 🙄 People are so PC nowadays! 🙄 🙄 🙄

        Now I know you’re not one of those people. But there are a lot of them out there, complaining that the world has gotten too PC, that they can’t use their little ol’ words any more. Poor babies! 🙁

        • I Surrender says:

          I’m extremely offended by imoges. Its juvenile appropriation.

        • McCullough says:

          All terms used in hip-hop. Whats your point?

          • ± says:

            Phydeau was in some convoluted way attempting to insult Mr. Diesel.

            Usually he doesn’t have this problem in that it is perfectly clear when he is attempting to be insulting.

        • Mr Diesel - says:

          You forgot wops and dagos.

          From you list I still use slut and bitch. I have a friend who likes being called a Spic Chick.

          As for the first in your list I haven’t used it and it has not crossed my lips since shortly after moving out on my own and joining the military. Once I got away from all the pussy racists in the US and traveled the world I had my eyes opened.

          I just people by their actions. Even though I disagree with you I don’t know you well enough to call you a retard.

        • NewFormatSux says:

          Liberals love to use these words while blaming others for them. They flocked to Django Unchained for the same reason. SNL used anti-gay language against Rachel Maddow while putting in the mouth of the governor who sold Obama’s Senate seat.

    • Hmeyers says:

      If Hillary would be a better candidate as a quadriplegic confined to a Stephen Hawkins chair.

      And if she had to use a voice synthesizer, her voice would be more pleasant.

  2. Rick Perry's Favorite Hemorrhoid says:

    Was really waiting for Hillary to collapse to the ground and start flopping around like a fish. Better luck next time, I guess.

  3. ElRon says:

    Biden is the Gold Standard in stupid politicians.

    • Phydeau says:

      Circle the wagons, ElRon… the number of people who believe that is getting smaller and smaller. Drumpf is taking the honors every day, in most people’s minds. His stupidity is YUUUGE, bigger than everyone else’s, the best stupidity ever!

  4. ElRon says:

    He was pointing at Omar Mateen’s dad.

  5. Phydeau says:


    Drumpf’s campaign manager has been found to be taking money from Russian and Ukrainian billionaires (and possibly breaking US laws in the process). Drumpf’s daughter is going on vacation with the woman who seems to be Putin’s current girlfriend. Drumpf refuses to release his tax returns, with many speculating that it would show that Russian banks are propping him up, because US banks won’t lend to him any more.

    And this is what you got on Clinton? Biden waving toward the audience and talking about nuclear codes?


  6. ElRon says:

    I’ll take Trump’s tax returns and raise you Hillary’s health records, Wall Street Transcripts and Clinton Foundation disclosure.


    • Phydeau says:

      Talk is cheap, ElRon. Convince your führer to release his taxes and we’ll settle up our bets. 🙂

      • DickMNixon says:

        What exactly do you expect to find in his taxes? That he is somehow cheating? Don’t you think the IRS goes over his return with a fine tooth comb? Are you a better auditor?

        Are you going to find out he doesn’t donate to charity? So what most people don’t and after a few news cycles it would be forgotten as a non issue.

        Maybe he shows a low income to reduce his tax rate and has his money tied up in investments. The average person would never understand the way top executive pay structures work. He is not getting a paycheck the way you or I get one. And investments are taxed differently than income.

        Are you expecting to prove he is not worth what he says he is worth? Because there is no way to gauge someones wealth by looking at tax return. So that argument is invalid.

        Am I missing something? If so please tell me what is so important about his tax records. I just don’t see what the big deal is. Health records on the other hand I want from both candidates.

        • Phydeau says:

          Poor little you, can’t get your little head around why anyone would want to see Drumpf’s tax returns. Yes, you are missing something. You might want to research why every presidential candidate since the 70s has released their personal tax returns. Gosh golly gee, what could be hidden in personal tax returns?

          • DickMNixon says:

            That is fine, I get they have all released them since the 70’s, nice deflection but you have not answered my question, which is, what do you expect to find that is so damming and illegal that the IRS has not found?
            Provide an example please.

          • NewFormatSux says:

            He just repeats the talking points of the day. Soon he will tell us that Trump complains America doesn’t win anymore, but look at the Cleveland Cavaliers.

          • DickMNixon says:

            Dude, where is your example or is your lack or reply signal your defeat when presented with logic?

        • jpfitz says:

          The reason DT won’t show us his returns is because he probably has paid close to zero in fed taxes. An expert at “gaming” the system.

      • ElRon says:

        Hillary’s health is a real concern. No matter what you think of Drumpf. Its become increasingly apparent to all that she is not physically fit to serve as POTUS.

        “Appearing on KABC’s McIntyre in the Morning, the hosts of the show were expecting Dr. Drew, known as “America’s most trusted physician,” to debunk claims that Hillary is having significant health problems, but Pinsky instead dropped several bombshells.

        Pinsky said he and his colleague Dr. Robert Huizenga had already analyzed what medical records on Hillary had been released and were “gravely concerned….not just about her health but her health care.””

        Pinsky said the situation was “bizarre,” adding that Hillary’s medical condition was “dangerous” and “concerning”.

        Dr. Drew also highlighted when Hillary had to wear prism glasses after her fall, declaring, “that is brain damage, and so that’s affecting her balance….tell us a little more about that – that’s profound.”

  7. NewFormatSux says:

    I don’t understand all that excitement for people who wanted Joe Biden to run, and would have put him in against Sanders if Hillary hadn’t lied her way thru the first stories about her e-mail crimes last year.

    • ElRon says:

      I pray every day to keep Obama healthy. Not because I like Obama…but because the alternative is this moron.

  8. Can you hear me now says:

    Oh no! None of the poster’s names are showing!!


  9. bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist says:

    “Some dude behind Biden has the Nuclear Code…Everybody RUN!” //// This makes no sense at all to me. The codes are used to launch ICBM’s. The POINT well made was that Trump is not emotionally or tempermentally or educated so as to make him trustworthy to have access to ICBM’s.

    Pretty straight forward point that most people agree with. Where’s your beef?

    Puke talking points: never make any sense. Better yet … is to focus on Hillary’s medical condition: even Spawn Slope Head Hannity could not get his medical experts to diagnose anything from his 2 minutes clips: “Look at THAT: she’s being kind of storkish…” Bwhahahahahah. What an idjit. Good spokeman for the whole party though.

  10. ElRon says:

    Screw Hannity, There’s something wrong with her, it obvious to anyone who looks.

  11. ElRon says:

    Hillary’s health issues covered on No Agenda months ago.

  12. Phydeau says:

    Daily Kos is a well-known left-wing website, and they published this hilarious rant today.

    A stumble of the tongue? You turned “Hillary Clinton” into “lying killer” because of a stumble of the tongue?
    No. A stumble of the tongue would be saying that for breakfast you had butlered toast. A stumble of the tongue would be crying out that you had just been stung by a fumblebee, or nervously telling your parents you met your current girlfriend on the intercourse. Turning the name “Hillary Clinton” into “lying killer” isn’t a stumble of the tongue, it is your tongue leaping out of your mouth, falling down a flight of stairs and being impaled on the upturned stem of a broken wine glass dropped by your live-in cousin during one of his infamous two-in-the-morning basement benders. This is not a stumble of the tongue, this is a tongue rattling in the throes of death, a trembling, broken, vanquished tongue asking you to come closer so that it can look upon you one more time, a tongue mourning that it was just three days from retirement and it wishes it could have tasted ice cream just one last time.

    This is a dead tongue, Jan Brewer. Bereft of life, your tongue rests in peace.


    • McCullough says:

      Phydeau, What has this to do with Hillary’s health issue?

      • bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist says:

        I would think it highlights the Republicans calling her health into question and her claiming good health all an example of one side or the other ((or both?)) lying? Tongue Stumbles being a close cousin but just a Freudian Slip…the “real” attitudes or indoctrination of the speaker coming through?

        for what its worth: I do think “Never Go Full Retard” is quite funny. Was that in Tropic Thunder? A funny movie worth at least one look see just for Tom Cruise alone….think I’ll watch it again with a bowl of popcorn and a chest of beer.

        • Milwaukee Bob says:

          Which is more offensive? Robert Downey in blackface, Ben Stiller playing a retard, or making fun of the Vietnam War?

          BTW, if they tried to show Tropic Thunder on college campuses today, there would be rioting, calls to shutdown the theater, a call for staff to resign, and snowflakes retreating to their safe spaces.

          • bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist says:

            they are both quite funny and enjoyable to watch.

            I didn’t react to Stiller as being a retard: just a typical Army field officer….or in his case, an actor playing one?

            thats a thing with sarcasm or irony when dealing with the military. Ex-Military types just see it as objective reportage. I got that from my college prof when reading Catch-22. The vets did not find it to be a funny book at all.

  13. Milwaukee Bob says:

    Yes Tropic Thunder, definitely worth a second watch.


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