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“If you vote for Hillary Clinton,” Madonna told the crowd at Madison Square Garden, “I will give you a blow job.”

“And I’m good,” the 58-year-old “Like a Virgin” singer, an outspoken supporter of the Democratic presidential nominee, said to cheers from the audience.

“I’m not a tool. I take my time,” Madonna boasted.

Madonna has made a point of rooting on the former secretary of State’s White House bid, posting several pro-Clinton messages on Twitter.

One of the great role models of our generation.



  1. Bob says:

    Even rapey old Bill passed on this one.

    • Rapey Old Donnie says:

      Most women think they’re good, so she is ordinary in that regard. Taking her time might make her lousy. If she’s good, it takes no time. If I didn’t want her sucking me up, should I stay home? Even if I planned on voting for her gal? But mostly – ick! All I’d have for my vote would be a herpes blister covered dick. And no health care to cover my skin graph surgery or enough money for the over priced medicine to quell the burning when I peed. I’ll pass on that ‘gratuity’. I’d voted Hillary twice if Madge would retire and go Garbo. Just blow – not me – just blow away.

  2. Dr. Haywood Jablowme says:

    Is this old skank clean?

  3. OmegaProject says:

    She can remove her teeth 🙂

  4. NewFormatSux says:

    I’m surprised Democrats don’t try this more often. Katy Perry, Scarlett Johannson, etc.

  5. bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist says:

    How did you miss reporting this was her introduction of Amy Schummer at a comedy show?

    Sleazy?—Yes.

    Kinda like your post.

  6. jpfitz says:

    People weirded out by a Joke, are we on a college campus. A political blow job joke that sucked, cum up by an almost sixty yo female performer.

    As far as Madonna qualifying as a role model, um, don’t think so. She may have been copied by drag queens, and Women’s fashion was influenced by Madonna’s style in the 80’s.

    • bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist says:

      I don’t think it was a “political” joke as much as a so called “female empowerment” joke playing off of politics.

      Sadly, the last 5 female comics I’ve seen on tv have all been in the gutter….. aka…. not funny.

      but………. to each their own.

  7. NewFormatSux says:

    I think Trump might win New York now…

  8. Bob says:

    When Hillary wins and institutes a no-fly zone over Syria, she will be forced to act tough and shoot Russian planes down, or look like a fool.

    Thats gonna be awesome.

  9. TRex says:

    Wag the dog.

  10. jpfitz says:

    Can you wag the dog and make some money. Of course.

    https://youtu.be/mR-3rMBLxyQ

  11. Mark Slavin says:

    Didn’t realise she was a Trump supporter.

  12. Blow Me says:

    If this no talent, over paid, wrinkled piece of ass promises “blow” jobs if I vote for a dumb-as-crap…

    What can I say, cept?

    “SUCK IT!”


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