Woman Arrested in Fudge Robbery After Assault Claim

Shortly after midnight, Thursday morning, the Annapolis Police Department received a call from a clerk at the downtown Maryland House Hotel, who reported that a woman had come into the lobby and said she had been the victim of a sexual assault.

Officers met with Greenbelt resident Catherine Anne Delgado, 35, and determined that her assault claim was unfounded. During the course of their conversation in the lobby, the officers noticed that Delgado, wearing slacks and a sleeveless white blouse, had large slabs of fudge bulging out of her pockets.

“Smudges of fudge showed up very well on her hands and white blouse,” Officer Hal Dalton said. “You don’t see something like that every day.”

And then things turned just a little weird…

Here’s the local view on this sweet story.

“She was just falling all over herself,” he said of the [store’s] video. “She loved the Rocky Road though, she took about 10 pounds of it and ate about a half-pound in the store.”



  1. Jägermeister says:

    Police contend she even attempted to get rid of the chocolate contraband, packing the fudge into a hotel toilet, stopping it up.

    Not a very bright girl.

    If guilty, she could face as much as 15 years in prison for the burglary charge. The theft charge carries a penalty of 18 months in jail and or a $500 fine.

    I hope that fudge was worth it…

  2. Les says:

    I could say something homophobic, but I’d be arrested by the PC police. It has to do with shipping fudge.

  3. tkane says:

    Wow, that $100K bond seems a little stiff. And 15 years? Hopefully it doesn’t come down that hard. When I read the caption, I immediately thought that some woman was crying rape after having bouts of fudge smeared sex. After reading the local article, well, maybe she did – by herself!

  4. Jägermeister says:

  5. hhopper says:

    Good one Jägermeister!

  6. Zargon says:

    Oh such a nice educational movie there Jägermeister!

    Oh those fudge packers. Someone has to do it I suppose.

  7. Jägermeister says:

    #5, #6 Thanks guys. I thought it would be somewhat educational… 😉

  8. Mr. Fusion says:

    Jag,

    steal the topic why don’t ya.

    Great find. Thanks for sharing, I now have a whole new insight into fudge packing. Did anyone else notice they didn’t serve corn at dinner?


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