Do Fairies Live At The Bottom Of Your Garden?
Maybe not anymore, but a recent discovery would suggest that they probably did. What appear to be the mummified remains of a fairy have been discovered in the Derbyshire countryside.
The 8 inch remains complete with wings, skin, teeth and flowing red hair have been examined by anthropologists and forensic experts who can confirm that the body is genuine. X-rays of the ‘fairy’ reveal an anatomically identical skeleton to that of a child. The bones however, are hollow like those of a bird making them particularly light. The puzzling presence of a navel even suggests that the beings reproduce the same as humans despite the absence of reproductive organs.
#27 – Martha
Is his English cousin, Noshitsherlock, going to attend the services? I remember him as a bit of a smartass…
#31: I believe there’s a flaw in your logic. If they can’t travel into the past, once they steal the plans, how do they get the plans back into the past to be produced today?
Clearly, you are unaware of the Plastic Surgery model of Dynamic Time Travelocity. It’s all the rage in Hollywood and, for some reason, Cleveland. For a mere $24.95 a month for 500 months, you too can travel into your past.
# 32 Lauren the Ghoti, thank you for your heart felt condolences.
I just got off the phone with NoShitSherlock. Sadly, he can not attend, something about being on GWs terrorist watch list. Instead, IToldYouSo is flying in.
Can you attend? The family would really like have you speak at the memorial. I know it would mean so much to everyone.
#30 Gary Marks, thank you so much for your heart felt condolences.
You where one of the last names he called out before crossing over.
My prayers are with you and yours.
Current bid for fairy corpse… $95 USD
JimR, the eBay auction of the phony fairy corpse is funny, but it didn’t provide quite as much fodder for humor as did the path of “true belief.”
Sorry, I’ve got to run now. I think new life has sprung from my jar of peanut butter.
Hey, Martha had a good yarn. I was too blah today to add anything interesting, but enjoyed everyone’s contributions. 🙂
The fairy is actually a nice piece of art. Bids seem to be stuck at £48 (GBP). I can’t see how he would ship it tho.
Here is another one for 4/1/2007
http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html
The wings are made of leaves.
Nice work to the artist, but damn strange media, I say.
#34 – Martha
“Can you attend? The family would really like have you speak at the memorial. I know it would mean so much to everyone.”
You’re too kind, really, but I’m afraid I must decline.
Ever since that incident at Nowayjosé’s wedding in Tijuana, I can’t be in the same room with his Uncle Noworriesmate once he gets started on the Foster’s.
But thanks all the same, I’ll just wait for the seance to pay my respects to Nomore in person.
And tell the little ones, Noididnt & Noiwont, I said ‘Hi.’
Almost legit if it weren’t for the bad photoshop job.
Them lines there are too crisp.
Of course I knew right off the bat it was a hoax, just mentioning the bad pic.
#27, Martha,
My deepest condolences. Nomore enriched our lives. We all grew under his steady fertilizing of bullshit. The laughter and fun we would have at his expense, never to be again. The dumb look on his face when he accidentally would swallow the cigarette butt in his beer bottle. The easy way he could be convinced it was his turn to buy the round even though he had been the only one buying so far. Damn, we’ll miss him down at the pub.
But don’t worry. Me and some of the boys will come around and eradicate any fairies still in your garden. Big Bubba wants to try out his new Mac 10 and Billy Bob Joe Ray Whitey has his great grandfather’s scatter gun all loaded and ready. We’ll be by sometime after last call.
Hey Martha, was Nomore any relation to Nosense?
I seem to recall nomuss and nofuss hanging around with nononscence…
But it may have just been a dream.. or a speeling error
#27, Martha, the whole family will be there to support you. I called everyone on the list. They’re all coming. Thanks for counting on me to contact all the cousins: noautonym, noeponym, nohandle, nomoniker (all the way from Ireland), nomonogram (Trump’s new assistant), nonickname (no, not Bush’s flunky, that’s from the other side of the family), nopseudonym, nosignature, nosurname and notag (from Arkansas) will be there.
We’re going to be there for ya !! And the new grandkid, nopatronymic is coming too !!
Nomore was loved by many. Never more has this been graciously expressed by everyone in our hour of mourning. My family is sustained by the outpouring love and sympathy.
Special thanks to BubaRay for gathering together the extended family.
My greatest appreciation for Typical Texan; him and his friends came by last night and rid the garden, yard and damn near the whole block of fairies. It was unfortunate that a few neighbor cats where out that night. These cats are resting eternally with Nomore.
The family has decided to spend a few mournful moments in Las Vegas, as we know Nomore would want us too.
Again thanks for the gracious and gratuitous financial support. So Long ….
Hey Martha, would ya be free some evening after ya get back from Las Vegas? A purdy little critter like yourself shouldn’t be alone ya know.
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i think it is a fake but im going to let my little girl think its real for awhile just so she can be amazed for a bit
for all you non belivers get it in to your head that this fairy is and for ever will be real
everyone knows fairys arnt real so get that into your big fat heads u big lozors who think they are real………..
They are real
and if there not tell me what it’s made of
exactly you can’t
so that prooves it fairies are real
HA!!! HA!!! HA!!!
Hi ya today we were looking at this picture in class.Everybody was amazed but not so sure it was real. My friend believes in fairies so she was gobsmacked. we printed out tons of pictures of the so called fairy. everybody has 1 on there desk. About 10 people asked if it was real, our teacher wasn’t sure but said yes any way. So now everybody in my class believes in fairies. Well almost everyone. Are these fairies real anyway? How many did you find? (if they are real).
wow thats cool
I think it’s real…
i honestly believe this web page it is not the first time ive seen it!! and im not giving up because others make all those weird and mean comments!!! How would u like me to say…..i dont believe in you!!!!i have been a fairy believer since i was a little girl and some said and believed id grow out of my love for them but i havent and i will never because i know deep down theyre real no one is going to change my views!!!!!!!
tere are some really good artists in the world and it looks computer generated tthere is a slight possibility they are real but i dont believe it
terI do believe this is true!!! The fairy photographs may look a bit fake and dodgy but theyre still real!!!i do believe that there are tiny little fairies dancing around think me crazy think me what you like but theyre there i swear they are!!!!e are some really good artists in the world and it looks computer generated tthere is a slight possibility they are real but i dont believe it
eemm…i realli duno wat to believe…well…i have to admit that it might look pretty if its alive… Yes, i do believe in them and i know they exist. it may not have to be in our world but exist in other place or world.. this picture…i might not believe it and at the same time i might…who knows if they really exists and we may not know it??? i believe there is place we havent discover and maybe will never be.
it may or may not be a hoax if it is they did a very good job if it isnt my wildest dreams have just come true proof that fairys exist !!!
I really do believe in faries as there is alot of proof. This is amazing!
you are all very sick there are fairy belivers out there and this story seems so real i hope one day you all find something you truely belive in such as your own life is gunna come to an end .like this fairy and its remains . quiet being disbeliving and start beliving because one day something will come across you .