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Yeesh… But think of the alternative… 🙁
Doh, the police finally shook down the fireworks store here in town that was selling the 3″ mortars. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
China just loves to piss on us.
….and you just had to buy it!
Only in San Francisco. Jeez.
Trickle-down economics is one thing, but fireworks?
Damn conservatives.
That’s a pretty nice firework, there, but the “Dutch Oven” stinkbombs are NASTY
I don’t know what they’re thinking John, but I’m sure it isn’t what you’re thinking.
You have a twisted mind Mr. Dvorak.
Oh, duh, I get it!
So, I work at TNT Fireworks… I’ve NEVER thought about this type of firework before in any way other than wholesome! I just sent the link to my boss, whom I told to show to THE boss.. hahahahaha
What an honor…
Headline: Body of naked man found bound and gagged with burns over his face and chest police puzzled.
#1, “Yeesh… But think of the alternative… “
LOL. But then I tried to think of a name for the alternative… difficult…
Toasted Fire Crapper, Effluent Star, Raining Randy… not as good as Golden Shower.
#14 and #15 – I lacked the imagination to envision any of those names.
This is a rare situation where the superior intellect of others makes me feel better about myself 🙂
#16, Is this a good time to reveal that I’m an idiot? 😉
An appropriate product line for the TNA Fireworks Company.
r. kelly wanted for questioning
12—Fascinating, keep us updated if you can? You told your boss you were at home surfing right?
Turner Network Television is going downhill fast.
You know, lots of sex acts could make good fireworks names…
The “Flaming Donkey Punch”
“Sparkling Cleveland Steamer”
“Caliente Dirty Sanchez”
I could go on and on…
22.”I could go on and on…
And yet I’m thankful that you do not……
#17, #16, Is this a good time to reveal that I’m an idiot?
Comment by JimR — 7/6/2007 @ 10:26 am
Anytime is a good time. But, I like to see proof of such things first.
LOL, Mr. Fusion i left myself wide open on that one. Thankfully yours was the only response (and it was actually a compliment). Thanks. 🙂
I should have quoted OFTLO first… “This is a rare situation where the superior intellect of others makes me feel better about myself … and worded my ‘come-back’ better …