Search
Support the Blog — Buy This Book!
For Kindle and with free ePub version. Only $9.49 Great reading. Here is what Gary Shapiro CEO of the Consumer Electronics Association (CEA) said: Dvorak's writing sings with insight and clarity. Whether or not you agree with John's views, he will get you thinking and is never boring. These essays are worth the read!
Twitter action
Support the Blog
Put this ad on your blog!
Syndicate
Junk Email Filter
Categories
- Animals
- Art
- Aviation
- Beer
- Business
- cars
- Children
- Column fodder
- computers
- Conspiracy Theory
- Cool Stuff
- Cranky Geeks
- crime
- Dirty Politics
- Disaster Porn
- DIY
- Douchebag
- Dvorak-Horowitz Podcast
- Ecology
- economy
- Endless War
- Extraterrestrial
- Fashion
- FeaturedVideo
- food
- FUD
- Games
- General
- General Douchery
- Global Warming
- government
- Guns
- Health Care
- Hobbies
- Human Rights
- humor
- Immigration
- international
- internet
- Internet Privacy
- Kids
- legal
- Lost Columns Archive
- media
- medical
- military
- Movies
- music
- Nanny State
- NEW WORLD ORDER
- no agenda
- OTR
- Phones
- Photography
- Police State
- Politics
- Racism
- Recipe Nook
- religion
- Research
- Reviews
- Scams
- school
- science
- Security
- Show Biz
- Society
- software
- space
- sports
- strange
- Stupid
- Swamp Gas Sightings
- Taxes
- tech
- Technology
- television
- Terrorism
- The Internet
- travel
- Video
- video games
- War on Drugs
- Whatever happened to..
- Whistling through the Graveyard
- WTF!
Pages
- (Press Release): Comes Versus Microsoft
- A Post of the Infamous “Dvorak” Video
- All Dvorak Uncensored special posting Logos
- An Audit by Another Name: An Insiders Look at Microsoftās SAM Engagement Program
- Another Slide Show Test — Internal use
- Apple Press Photos Collection circa 1976-1985
- April Fool’s 2008
- April Fool’s 2008 redux
- Archives of Special Reports, Essays and Older Material
- Avis Coupon Codes
- Best of the Videos on Dvorak Uncensored — August 2005
- Best Videos of Dvorak Uncensored Dec. 2006
- Best Videos of Dvorak Uncensored July 2007
- Best Videos of Dvorak Uncensored Nov. 2006
- Best Videos of Dvorak Uncensored Oct. 2006
- Best Videos of Dvorak Uncensored Sept. 2006
- Budget Rental Coupons
- Commercial of the day
- Consolidated List of Video Posting services
- Contact
- Develping a Grading System for Digital Cameras
- Dvorak Uncensored LOGO Redesign Contest
- eHarmony promotional code
- Forbes Knuckles Under to Political Correctness? The Real Story Here.
- Gadget Sites
- GoDaddy promo code
- Gregg on YouTube
- Hi Tech Christmas Gift Ideas from Dvorak Uncensored
- IBM and the Seven Dwarfs — Dwarf Five: GE
- IBM and the Seven Dwarfs — Dwarf Four: Honeywell
- IBM and the Seven Dwarfs — Dwarf One: Burroughs
- IBM and the Seven Dwarfs — Dwarf Seven: NCR
- IBM and the Seven Dwarfs — Dwarf Six: RCA
- IBM and the Seven Dwarfs — Dwarf Three: Control-Data
- IBM and the Seven Dwarfs — Dwarf Two: Sperry-Rand
- Important Wash State Cams
- LifeLock Promo Code
- Mexican Take Over Vids (archive)
- NASDAQ Podium
- No Agenda Mailing List Signup Here
- Oracle CEO Ellison’s Yacht at Tradeshow
- Quiz of the Week Answer…Goebbels, Kind of.
- Real Chicken Fricassee Recipe
- Restaurant Figueira Rubaiyat — Sao Paulo, Brasil
- silverlight test 1
- Slingbox 1
- Squarespace Coupon
- TEST 2 photos
- test of audio player
- test of Brightcove player 2
- Test of photo slide show
- test of stock quote script
- test page reuters
- test photo
- The Fairness Doctrine Page
- The GNU GPL and the American Way
- The RFID Page of Links
- translation test
- Whatever Happened to APL?
- Whatever Happened to Bubble Memory?
- Whatever Happened to CBASIC?
- Whatever Happened to Compact Disc Interactive (aka CDi)?
- Whatever Happened to Context MBA?
- Whatever Happened to Eliza?
- Whatever Happened to IBM’s TopView?
- Whatever Happened to Lotus Jazz?
- Whatever Happened to MSX Computers?
- Whatever Happened to NewWord?
- Whatever Happened to Prolog?
- Whatever Happened to the Apple III?
- Whatever Happened to the Apple Lisa?
- Whatever Happened to the First Personal Computer?
- Whatever Happened to the Gavilan Mobile Computer?
- Whatever Happened to the IBM “Stretch” Computer?
- Whatever Happened to the Intel iAPX432?
- Whatever Happened to the Texas Instruments Home Computer?
- Whatever Happened to Topview?
- Whatever Happened to Wordstar?
- Wolfram Alpha Can Create Nifty Reports
This would be funny if it didn’t hit so close to the mark š
I chuckled.
excellent. Why do you sometimes have to take a detour to get to the point?
pj
ĀĀ” Leave the stork alone !
Allen McDonald, El GalloviejoĀ®
I like my stork burger well done!
Julienned scallions, a few crushed cumino seeds. Yum.
I am waiting for The Monster’s Lawyer to weigh in on the subject. I am sure he is representing the Stork.
you know, i heard that the germ theory of disease is only that — a theory!!!! who knew?!?!?!
we should all stop giving our children medicine straight away until there is some credible evidence put forth!!
Wow… that was stupid. The real braking point for this comic is that he hasn’t looked up which side of the evolution debate has more evidence. If you’re looking for hard, cut and clear evidence, creationsim has a LOT more (even excluding anything taken from the BIble) while evolutionists are hanging to scraps of evidence that they call proof in an effort to deny God’s existence. Ultimately, what this boils down to is that people don’t want to acknowledge God because if they did they know that that means that they have an obligation to follow him and live life differently and that just makes most people extremely uncomfortable!
#9 Russell
“Ultimately, what this boils down to is that people donāt want to acknowledge God because if they did they know that that means that they have an obligation to follow him and live life differently and that just makes most people extremely uncomfortable!”
Once again, which god is that, Russell? Your god? My god? Allah? Odin? Hindu? Buddhist? Sikh? Jewish? Baha’i? Confucianism? Jainism? Shintoism?
There’s an awful lot of different one true gods in the U.S. You need to be more specific in your delusion.
#7 – Are you kidding? I like stork as much as the next guy. I like mine Buffalo style with a side of cabbage.
My bad … I should have said that you were serving Stork not representing the Stork.
I, for one, welcome our storkian overlords!
#9 – Russell,
Leave the thinking to the storks. Your brain is incapable of distinguishing fact from fiction. Were it not for the fact that many in power are as deluded as you, you’d be in an institution to have your psychotic split from reality healed.
Yes. I’ve read apologetics. It is complete and utter nonsense. The book I read was called A Skeptic’s Search for God by Ralph Muncaster. Perhaps you know it. Without even the need to search for a single reference, I was able to nearly fill the book with large lined sticky notes detailing the complete fallacies of such unscientific utter bunk.
Apologists mistake legal proof for scientific proof and probabilities for scientific data. It’s amazing what the human brain can do to rationalize it’s own delusions.
Care to present a single thing that you consider to be evidence of god’s existence? See if I can grind it up into the hamburger mish mash of junk for which it is in the length of a blog reply?
#9
My God is nowhere near as demanding as your God, therefore you are wrong.
#9 – Oh good fucking Christ…
THIS IS WHY I OPPOSE SCHOOL VOUCHERS!
#9 do you really understand the meaning of the word ‘believe’?
#9 – Oh… and fuck you…
“people donāt want to acknowledge God because if they did they know that that means that they have an obligation to follow him and live life differently and that just makes most people extremely uncomfortable!”
I live my life better than most Bible Thumping Xian Hypocrites I know… Particularly better than the army of assorted right wing creeps who follow Jesus’s teachings to have gay sex in airport bathroom, seduce teenage Congressional pages, or enjoy heaping doses of meth and male prostitutes.
You want to believe in the bullshit your church spews? Be my guest. Spout your bullshit and public, and expect to be answered. Your primitive kind needs to be marginalized and shoved to the fringes of society, so that your obvious betters (that’s me, by the way) can get on with the business of advancing civilization.
#18 – OFTLO,
You want to advance civilization, start by reducing the number of humans. Look around at all the problems in the world today. List a few major ones that cannot be directly and obviously attributed to there being too damn many homo sapiens on the planet. Sure, some can be solved by other means, maybe. But, look at the root cause. Imagine if the problem would exist if there were 6 million people on the planet instead of 6 billion.
#19 – Dude… There is an enormous chasm between 6 billion and 6 million.
There is only 6 million in Chicago and the surrounding suburbs. I would hate to live on a planet with only a scant 6 million people. That would be lonely.
There is no problem that can’t be solved with real RD bucks on space travel and colonization… Medical advances… Birth control and education… we don’t need to kill people to get there.
The reason I don’t grok that voluntary extinction thing is because its a bad idea.