Stock Stupidity

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  1. Mike says:

    This would be funny if it didn’t hit so close to the mark šŸ™

  2. TIMMY the timid turtle says:

    I chuckled.

  3. pjakobs says:

    excellent. Why do you sometimes have to take a detour to get to the point?

    pj

  4. Ā­Ā” Leave the stork alone !

    Allen McDonald, El GalloviejoĀ®

  5. Gasparrini says:

    I like my stork burger well done!

  6. moss says:

    Julienned scallions, a few crushed cumino seeds. Yum.

  7. Improbus says:

    I am waiting for The Monster’s Lawyer to weigh in on the subject. I am sure he is representing the Stork.

  8. grog says:

    you know, i heard that the germ theory of disease is only that — a theory!!!! who knew?!?!?!

    we should all stop giving our children medicine straight away until there is some credible evidence put forth!!

  9. Russell says:

    Wow… that was stupid. The real braking point for this comic is that he hasn’t looked up which side of the evolution debate has more evidence. If you’re looking for hard, cut and clear evidence, creationsim has a LOT more (even excluding anything taken from the BIble) while evolutionists are hanging to scraps of evidence that they call proof in an effort to deny God’s existence. Ultimately, what this boils down to is that people don’t want to acknowledge God because if they did they know that that means that they have an obligation to follow him and live life differently and that just makes most people extremely uncomfortable!

  10. Cinaedh says:

    #9 Russell

    “Ultimately, what this boils down to is that people don’t want to acknowledge God because if they did they know that that means that they have an obligation to follow him and live life differently and that just makes most people extremely uncomfortable!”

    Once again, which god is that, Russell? Your god? My god? Allah? Odin? Hindu? Buddhist? Sikh? Jewish? Baha’i? Confucianism? Jainism? Shintoism?

    There’s an awful lot of different one true gods in the U.S. You need to be more specific in your delusion.

  11. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    #7 – Are you kidding? I like stork as much as the next guy. I like mine Buffalo style with a side of cabbage.

  12. Improbus says:

    My bad … I should have said that you were serving Stork not representing the Stork.

  13. Jeroen says:

    I, for one, welcome our storkian overlords!

  14. #9 – Russell,

    Leave the thinking to the storks. Your brain is incapable of distinguishing fact from fiction. Were it not for the fact that many in power are as deluded as you, you’d be in an institution to have your psychotic split from reality healed.

    Yes. I’ve read apologetics. It is complete and utter nonsense. The book I read was called A Skeptic’s Search for God by Ralph Muncaster. Perhaps you know it. Without even the need to search for a single reference, I was able to nearly fill the book with large lined sticky notes detailing the complete fallacies of such unscientific utter bunk.

    Apologists mistake legal proof for scientific proof and probabilities for scientific data. It’s amazing what the human brain can do to rationalize it’s own delusions.

    Care to present a single thing that you consider to be evidence of god’s existence? See if I can grind it up into the hamburger mish mash of junk for which it is in the length of a blog reply?

  15. Greymoon says:

    #9
    My God is nowhere near as demanding as your God, therefore you are wrong.

  16. OhForTheLoveOf says:

    #9 – Oh good fucking Christ…

    THIS IS WHY I OPPOSE SCHOOL VOUCHERS!

  17. jeroen says:

    #9 do you really understand the meaning of the word ‘believe’?

  18. OhForTheLoveOf says:

    #9 – Oh… and fuck you…

    people don’t want to acknowledge God because if they did they know that that means that they have an obligation to follow him and live life differently and that just makes most people extremely uncomfortable!

    I live my life better than most Bible Thumping Xian Hypocrites I know… Particularly better than the army of assorted right wing creeps who follow Jesus’s teachings to have gay sex in airport bathroom, seduce teenage Congressional pages, or enjoy heaping doses of meth and male prostitutes.

    You want to believe in the bullshit your church spews? Be my guest. Spout your bullshit and public, and expect to be answered. Your primitive kind needs to be marginalized and shoved to the fringes of society, so that your obvious betters (that’s me, by the way) can get on with the business of advancing civilization.

  19. #18 – OFTLO,

    You want to advance civilization, start by reducing the number of humans. Look around at all the problems in the world today. List a few major ones that cannot be directly and obviously attributed to there being too damn many homo sapiens on the planet. Sure, some can be solved by other means, maybe. But, look at the root cause. Imagine if the problem would exist if there were 6 million people on the planet instead of 6 billion.

  20. OhForTheLoveOf says:

    #19 – Dude… There is an enormous chasm between 6 billion and 6 million.

    There is only 6 million in Chicago and the surrounding suburbs. I would hate to live on a planet with only a scant 6 million people. That would be lonely.

    There is no problem that can’t be solved with real RD bucks on space travel and colonization… Medical advances… Birth control and education… we don’t need to kill people to get there.

    The reason I don’t grok that voluntary extinction thing is because its a bad idea.


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