From Mother Teresa breath spray to a screaming rubber chicken, manufacturers come up with stockings full of stupid gifts in time for the holidays with one Web site dedicated to finding the most idiotic.
Here are a few samples from stupid.com’s top 10:
The Hillary Nutcracker
Love her or hate her, this is a new take on Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton who, in holiday tradition, is made into a nutcracker…
Uncle Oinker’s Gummy Bacon Candy
One of America’s favorite smoked-meat products has been reproduced as a candy. Uncle Oinkers Gummy Bacon comes packaged the same way as real bacon and even looks like real bacon…
Electronic Yodeling Pickle
The electronic yodeling pickle is a 6-1/2″ plastic pickle with a high-tech interior. When you press the pickle’s button it belts out a yodel reminiscent of the Swiss Alps.
Hilarious. “One of America’s favorite smoked-meat products has been reproduced as a candy. Uncle Oinkers Gummy Bacon comes packaged the same way as real bacon and even looks like real bacon…”
I think I buy these for my dog.
I highly recommend this treehugging list.
5 gifts that leave (almost) no waste behind
http://tinyurl.com/39uqxy
1. One completely organic housecleaning.
2. One full body massage.
3. One professional shave.
4. Continuing education classes. Like SPANISH!
5. One organic home cooked meal.
For “breath that is pure and good”, she sure looks disgusted by the spray itself on the package. But then again when have “stupid gifts” been news? 1908? They’ve been around for a while now and will continue to be. Just show us the funny ones.
Looks like someone is pepper spraying Mother Theresa.
You know Mr. Wong, that was the first thing I thought too, and I thought that something was definitely wrong with me. I’m glad I wasn’t alone.
Yep…..I’m the one who bookmarked the site. Guess what my family is getting this Christmas?
I loved the tatoo sleeve for my 15 y/o wanna be Goth nephew.