Associated Press – December 18, 2007:
A Danbury woman is facing charges that she groped Santa Claus at the Danbury Fair mall.
Sandrama Lamy has been charged with fourth-degree sexual assault and breach of peace.
Danbury police were called to the mall over the weekend. The mall Santa told police that Lamy had touched him inappropriately while sitting on his lap.
Lamy has been released on a promise to appear in court on Jan. 3rd.
Two messages seeking comment were left on Lamy’s answering machine by The News-Times
Is that a lump of coal in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me, Santa?
J/P=?
She must have beeen either really ugly, or had a grip like an iron worker…
#2
Santa is like Jesus, both of them like the feel of a child’s ass on their laps.
If she looked like the girl in the picture, she can grope me and I promise not to complain.
That Santa must not like women.
Don
POOR Santa,
couldnt hack abit of fondling
I’ll reserve judgment until I see a picture of the woman who groped him. (ie. not the above pic.)
hhmmm i guess she is on santa’s naughty, and wanted a confirmation….
Fox news added that Sandrama was on crutches. And that this made it easier for the police to find her in the mall crowd. Still no pictures of her. But at 33 and groping Santas, I doubt she’s a fox.
Ya know it’s when you read news items like this, that you really wish the late night talk shows were back in action. Cause they’d probably have some picture to look at, even funnier than DU’s pick. It will probably be one of their first jokes of the new year, when they return to production.
It could have been one of those with the 4” nails on the end of her fingers. Yup, that could get someone’s attention.