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Donkey Kong 2: The Search for the Princess.
So yeah, I’m thinking Preperation H just might help, not sure, but Damn, that motherfucker is scary!!
From the Urban Dictionary
bobbo – n.
Big old brown booty hole
Show me that bobbo. I wanna see that bobbo. I put it in her bobbo. (pictured above)
Sorry for the double post bobbo.
OMG, I can see the little light down there!
Hey, it’s like looking in a mirror! See, I’m smiling!
Cheers!
—RASTER
In the USA, with all these regulations, boarding into a plane get more humiliating every day.
If it’s like the one in Vegas, you put a quarter in here and pull this lever…
Okay, Mr. Dvorak, you can board the plane now.
What goat? I don’t see any goat…
“Yeah, it looks pretty red to me.”
I bet it tastes like chicken!
“Well, I guess we finally found those pesky WMDs.”
“Now we know what’s the problem at the heart of this bottom…”
Hey Rupert what is Yahoo trying to say?
Mick and Keith noticed Marianne
Faithful at the same time.
Hey, take a careful look at the monkey at the left. It resembles very much the face of John Dvorak!
Lets see…
Heres Mars,
Jupiter,
Mercury,
And the SUN is right HERE..
My cats breath smells like cat food.
Mirror Mirror…
And
COFFEE!!!
Where did you stuff those beans??
“Mr. President? The Cameroon Ambassador is here to see you.”
Ethel and Reginald decide that even though the picture quality is terrific on their friend’s new BaboonVision Rear DVD implant, having to hold up the tail is a definite negative.
Or…
So, what you are saying Bob, is that aliens have the technology to fly millions of miles through space, but they have to go in HERE to do a physical? I don’t buy it.
Miss Universe 2008 Finalists, the Monkey Edition.
And the winner is…
Testing 1,2,3…
Can you hear me now??
Yeah, it fit!
You hear about those cats that EAT coffee beans, and humans pay BUCK$, to drink it..
wonder what they would pay for THIS.
Forget “Pull my finger”
Bumper sticker..
If you can read this, you are to CLOSE..
Or..
WOW, harald..I know humans Tag us, but THAT is a BAD spot.
While discussing the theory of relativity, Ralph and Carl suddenly discover something very interesting.
“You call *that* vagina?!”