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The Japanese exist to be laughed at in my opinion.
Funny, that’s what the rest of the world thinks of Americans.
SN – How’s that any different than Americans making fun of other countries? People make fun of each other, nothing new.
Cool video. I wish the subtext was a little bit larger and clearer, but anyway… funny lyrics. 😀 It’s nice to see that Asia is producing some uplifting pop. If you want some more upbeat pop from Asia… check out China Dolls (who are from Thailand).
The only place I remember these chicks from:
I’m not a big Morning Musume fan, but it’s close to some of my favorites. Check out Puppypet, Ketchup Mania, Mika Bomb, Hang on the Box, Nonstop Body, Softball, The Scanty, and The Jeni Jeni.
I never like to generalize about large swaths of people but, I have to say, the youth of Japan strike me as so hollow, vacuous, soul-less.
I’m not saying anything that the Japanese haven’t been saying for about thirty years, but the lyrics of this song reminded me of that.
Cute teen and under stuff made by girls and I suspect for girls. Two fake red heads and no blonds. Interesting. I guess that means redheads are in and blonds are out.
Oh Greg in case you didn’t know this kids of this age are pretty shallow. I think it has something to do with being young.
You can remember what it was like to be young can’t you?
Hey you xenophobes oughta get out more, jap girls are hot!
#8 – deowll – Oh Greg in case you didn’t know this kids of this age are pretty shallow. I think it has something to do with being young.
Right on the money. It’s as simple as looking at the present or past youth culture in the western society. But some people forget how silly you were back then. 🙂
OMG… they let Japan enter the Eurovision song contest?
“Hey you xenophobes oughta get out more, jap girls are hot!”
FINALLY! Someone gets it!
#9, #12
They’re cute, not hot.
#8 There aren’t that many blonde japanese girls out there….
I think all Japanese have black hair. Everything else is hair coloring.
Jeez. I get the point, the Japanese girls are cute, but the video never ends. This thing is longer than Freebird.
#16 – Jorge
Shit yeah. 6 minutes and five seconds of that stuff is about 5 minutes too much. Could anyone ever listen to that twice?
And the quality of the experience would be enhanced if you didn’t need a microscope to read the translated lyrics.
Cute girls, though.
As much of the lyrics as I could read, seems like the group was calling for conformity while recognizing there were many different groups one could belong too? Then they sing and dance in unison.
Whereas in America, our archetype is the lone person struggling against authority.
Cultural stereotypes reflecting our madness.
#16,George,
This thing is longer than Freebird.
You think Freebird is long?
Get out !!!
danijel, about as many natural blonds as red heads I would think. That is just about none.
Technically, red hair does occasionally occur in Japanese people, but only VERY rarely. Like 1 in 100,000,000. Maybe less.
@ #4:
Word!
@ #6:
You’re not? I am. 😉
@ #7 & #8:
Like almost all their songs, this was written by a famous Japanese pop-rock musician called Tsunku, and therefore doesn’t necessarily reflect how “shallow” the girls are. He (and they) are capable of doing songs of more depth than this, but this particular song is intended as a light-hearted way of introducing the individual girls’ personality quirks to fans. They sometimes perform updated versions in concert when new girls join (and others leave). So far they’ve made 3 versions.
@ #9:
BINGO!
@ #13:
What would you know about “cute” vs “hot”? You probably think Paris Hilton or Pamela Anderson are beautiful and you probably brainwash yourself with hardcore porn every day ’cause you haven’t got a strong enough imagination to strip a girl off in your mind’s eye. Get some gravure (and a better imagination) and stop trying to peer into skanky whores’ cunts ya psychological weakling. :p Haha! Just teasing! 😉