Family who are ‘too fat to work’ say £22,000 worth of benefits is not enough – Telegraph: Cripes. Too fat to work?? No way. They can all become computer programmers. [rimshot — ducking cabbage]

The family from Blackburn claim £22,508 a year in benefits, equivalent to the take-home pay from a £30,000 salary. The Chawners, haven’t worked in 11 years, claim their weight is a hereditary condition and the money they receive is insufficient to live on.

Mr Chawner said: “What we get barely covers the bills and puts food on the table. It’s not our fault we can’t work. We deserve more.”

The family claim to spend £50 a week on food and consume 3,000 calories each a day. The recommended maximum intake is 2,000 for women and 2,500 for men.

“We have cereal for breakfast, bacon butties for lunch and microwave pies with mashed potato or chips for dinner,” Mrs Chawner told Closer magazine. “All that healthy food, like fruit and veg, is too expensive. We’re fat because it’s in our genes. Our whole family is overweight,” she added.

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  1. dvdchris says:

    And get no exercise I’ll bet.

    I don’t know what “bacon butties” are…

  2. Tex says:

    May I introduce you to this nice, comfortable, relaxing seat. Ohhh, they call it a spit? No worries. Just baste over the coals. Yum.

  3. Rob says:

    If they draw straws and eat one of their own they could make that government cheese go further.

  4. Nimby says:

    #1 – In the article, only one of the daughters is studying to be a hairdresser and she says because of that, she doesn’t have time to exercise.

    A bacon buttie, as I recall from my time in Scotland, is a buttered roll with several slices of bacon on it. In Glasgow, that’s health food!

  5. memesisai says:

    Too fat to work? More like to lazy to work. What a bunch of lazy slobs. You would think with all the free time they had from not working, they could find the time to work out.

  6. Scott says:

    A bacon buttie is just a bacon sandwich, either in a roll, or between two slices of bread.

    Roll on soylent green

  7. Thomas says:

    Clearly, sterilization is needed before they create more weebles.

  8. denacron says:

    This should be accompanied by a youtube vid of Weird Al’s ‘Eat it’.

  9. Dugger says:

    The sentence “We deserve more” in the article reveals their character.

  10. George says:

    The outrage is not that these people claim to be too fat to work, for the human race has no dearth of fat, lazy, and sorry people. It is that there seems to be a governmental program that actually accepts this bullshit excuse and compensates them for it.

  11. Kahless says:

    The fact that they’re getting anything at all is ridiculous. This is why we need to stay away from socialized medicine in the states. Get off the couch and out of your house. Even if the weight was hereditary, doesn’t mean you just have to let it happen. Work out some! Get a job, deadbeats.

  12. Martin Thomas says:

    Is there any documented evidence, any where, of a fat person starving to death? Just asking…

  13. dusanmal says:

    Coming soon to Obamanation near you, paid by you,… well except if you are fat and lazy.

    As for their inability to work, I personally know a woman, just about their size if not bigger. Working two jobs and raising/showing show dogs, Malamutes. Racing dogs and writing great books “on a side”. That is what happens when Govt. is not taking care of you.

  14. comhcinc says:

    When I first heard about this earlier today I thought it was just some right wing fear mongering ( like some of the posters about are trying to make it). I was sure that it would turn out that they all had really nasty conditions ( and they do have some) and that at least one of them would be wheelchair bound/ unable to leave the house.

    I didn’t see the picture of them to just now. I am over weight myself and I go to school and work a couple of jobs and I can’t find clothes that fit me that well. I know that sounds weird but I use that as a measuring stick. The better your clothes fit the least likely that your weight is such a problem that it would keep you from working.

    The father doesn’t even seem to be that bad off.

  15. ahtnos says:

    Since these parents seem to be experts on obesity, and somehow have insider knowledge that it’s all just hereditary, they should have realized 2 people with the same genetic disorder should NEVER have children.

    What’s that? Not a genetic disorder you say? They claim it is. If it’s hereditary and causes an illness (obesity), it’s a genetic disorder. You say they had no way of knowing before having kids? If this whole “our obesity is genetic” thing is true, they should have probably been showing symptoms even in childhood.

    Given their ages (parents: 53, 57; kids: 19, 21) and the assumption that this hypothetical genetic problem manifests itself at about the same time in each individual, it appears that the parents should have already been hugely fat BEFORE conceiving. And since they know so much about obesity being genetic they should have thought “Think our kids will be fat?” Therefore, they were either selfish and should have known they’d pass on this “disease”. Or we could trust Occam’s Razor and conclude that THEY’RE JUST FAT AND LAZY.

  16. fatcat says:

    she said “We all want to lose weight to stop the abuse we get in the street, but we don’t know how.”

    Oh please….

    You need to walk 3 miles a day. And you need
    to accept the fact that your going to be a
    little hungry from now on.

    We are all descendant from cavemen. The ones
    who survived to produce us were the ones
    who would massively over-eat when there was
    enough food (rarely). Every living human today is genetically programmed to overdo it.

    Deal with it.

  17. brm says:

    I’ve worked with people fatter than this.

  18. brm says:

    After reading the article, I think their disability claims are legit. If you’re all for gov’t sponsored disability payments, you’d have to be ok with what these people are doing.

    Ironically, the most anti-fat people I know tend to be liberals.

  19. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    While the banks in the U.K. are losing billions of pounds every quarter, this family can’t even lose a few hundred. We need to send Richard Simmons over there to annoy them until they lose the weight.

  20. BigBoyBC says:

    As an obese adult these people offend me to no end. They’re abusing a system that was ment for someone who was really unable to work.

    I’m disabled, I’m overweight, and I work and I’m not lazy.

    These A$$holes are fueling the “fat & lazy” stereotype that so many you just love to shove in our faces…

    (Sorry, this one touches a nerve…)

  21. Canuck says:

    Entitlement, I defy anyone to tell me how they differ from your average government employee. And that’s how we got to where we are now.

  22. Santa Maria says:

    The guy in blue seems to be puffing his belly and wearing an oversized shirt to look fat

  23. Hugh Ripper says:

    When you have a society where companies employ psychologists to come up with ways to brainwash people into consuming more, the resultant fatties are inevitable. These people have been bred and groomed to consume more than is good for them, all for profit, and IMHO are not entirely to blame for thier weight problems.

  24. 9yo says:

    They should hook up w/ the octopulet chick and form a commune.

  25. faxon says:

    Crikies.

  26. gromnie says:

    “We deserve more.”

    Deserve??? You _deserve_ to be harpooned and flensed, you disgusting wobblers. At least then you’d be of some use as your rendered fat could be used to make soap or fuel lanterns…

    Jesus Haploid Christ…

  27. dexton7 says:

    I agree with many of you… the “We deserve more.” attitude shows that they are leeches.

    I’m honestly surprised that the government in the UK hasn’t thrown them into a meat grinder to make Soylent Green to feed all of the skinny people yet.

  28. JoaoPT says:

    #23yeah!

    The girls are really too fat to work, but he is just lagging around trying to get the scraps…

  29. ByGeorgeiveGotit! says:

    They should start a phone sex business. They could ‘work’ right at the kitchen table. Problem solved!

  30. derspankster says:

    Those assholes should be allowed to die. I have nothing against fat people, I’m about 15 pounds overweight myself, and somewhat of a liberal. brm, can you be serious?


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