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Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?
These aren’t the nerds you’re looking for
Go ahead. Make my stardate.
Riscy. I can’t top that! Well done.
Department of Homeland Security year 2024….
Yo, why are we all called Jackbooted when none of us of actually ware Jackboots?
The last remaining old-style uniform police officers report to receive their new uniforms and to pledge their loyalty to the Empire.
Remember, Remember the fifth of November….
“Have you seen the Millennium Falcon? They said row C section 18 but its not there.”
You want whos badge number?
“Hey, are you lookin’ at MEEE?”
Chris Brown’s clever costume won’t endear him to his fellow trash pickers on the I-5, nor will it give him the clairvoince to stay one step ahead of the paparazzi.
Don’t worry that England is disarmed. The storm troopers can’t hit anything anyway.
Tyler, glancing out of the corner of his eye, realized that he inadvertently brought it … now it was on!
hello Bill,
Hello Jill,
Shift Change on the Deathstar
Gimme the iLiver 2.0 NOW!
We learned it by watching you!
We don’t need to see his identification…
Hey boys….
You like my big gun?
We’re spraying for very large cockroaches.
Move along, Move Along….
What’s your badge number?
“my other gun is a death star”
The only way to avoid CCTV in GB…
You brought a taser to a gunfight?
“Alright. Which one of you called us pussies…”
Can’t we all just get along?
Mornin Ralph,
Mornin Frank…
Stormtrooper “Hey, have you guys seen any droids?”